那是在放學後的時間，我和阿壯打完球後離開球場。原本想去便利店買汽水的，但阿壯說他在減肥，我們便在路上告別了。
忘了介紹，阿壯是我的同班同學，體型圓潤，臉長得像多仔佛。現在只有他還肯跟我打球，所以我不會說他壞話。296Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUiFcoFwaAq
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我一邊走路一邊看手機，稍早前冰山學姐傳來連結，是一篇關於新型人造衛星的報導。
她在午餐時讓我看了解體少女的新章節，裡面的摺紙金屬實在太不科學，我對此提出質疑時她卻說這是真實存在的技術。296Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡuhijCvxIca
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讀過她傳來的報導後，我只能說現實比幻想更不科學。296Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVbsw7hcyK1
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古語有云：曹操是跑得最快的人。而我明明只是想一下而已，便看到冰山學姐出現在面前。
她在不遠處的大樹旁，我僅憑背影便認出來了。296Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwed0VZWLzC
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我想跟她打招呼，走過去才注意到她身邊還有一個短頭髮的女同學，是朋友嗎？296Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡH8naOiAmjw
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「冰山學姐，好巧啊。」296Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtEYU5ZWNfm
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兩人立刻轉過來，驚慌的表情把我嚇一跳！該不會在做不見得光的事情吧？296Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGN9QY8MCJV
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「別出聲！過來！」冰山學姐把我拉過去，我們三人擠在樹蔭下。296Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIJiUbpXNC0
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「這是誰呀？」短髮女生虛音道。
瀏海有挑染，戴著耳釘，一副MK的打扮。
冰山學姐居然會跟這種不良來往？296Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxkKo2Kd5LK
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「他是我的朋友。」冰山學姐說。296Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqG4tdnQCDr
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我簡單的打了招呼。296Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZ2y3RWHex5
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「歐陽夫歸，好的我記住你了，叫我加里吧。」296Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡj96mJTZOnf
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「加里巴？」「加里！」296Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKr4RWS5MYT
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她沒有太在意我的耍笨，拿起手機稍稍把半身探出樹幹外。296Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQtw1D6QvmO
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「你在偷拍甚麼？」296Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmoH4hcb7Bh
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「殊！靜一點！」296Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7l9tzX0f1k
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我順著鏡頭的方向望，加里在拍籃球場，準確地說是一個在外圍休息的男生。296Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5xccck2wdJ
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甚麼啦？是在看美少年揮灑汗水罷了。
何必偷偷摸摸呢？你們女生有光明正大地看男生的權利。296Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡoUFmvyaYtQ
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「要來了，一號正在補水。」加里的語氣異常興奮。296Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPck4l7hYhn
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被稱為一號的男生拿著運動水壺飲吮，沒有發覺自己被三個可疑人士監視。296Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsVaYXDtzdz
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「二號要來了！你們千萬不要眨眼！」296Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡozSNOBUyNl
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正如加里的現場實況，被叫做二號的男生小跑步走到一號身邊，他們五五擊掌，暢快的聊天起來。
接著，一號把自己的水壺遞上去，二號低頭咬住飲管吮了一口。
他們就像沒事發生一樣，二號喝完便轉身走掉。296Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlbxW2tf8D6
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「旁若無人！太尊了！嗚汪汪汪汪汪汪！」加里發出怪叫。296Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkzm8izGFNj
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冰山學姐的嘴巴在傻笑，臉漲紅得快要爆炸。296Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgeuvdka91G
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我是誰？我在那？我在幹啥？296Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKPvmAo4eCH
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「嗚汪汪，拍到好畫面了。」加里看著手機一副回味無窮的樣子。296Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMFENaZdOFG
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我的眼睛在兩個腐女身上交替。
看過一幅樹熊的MEME圖嗎？我當下就是那個表情。296Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡd3pCaJjvjp
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「真是個不得了的嗜好。」我說。296Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMAneJQDZFc
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「靈感—源自—生活—不得不—增長見聞。」冰山學姐明顯是心虛，應該提點她把口水擦一擦。296Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡG6URNZXZ7S
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天啊，再繼續待下去，情況恐怕會越來越難堪。這是一個不適合直男的領域，我還是趁冰山學姐暴走之前趕快遛吧。296Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRnkSDsIIar
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加里搶先一步說話，「下一場差不多要開始了，你們快跟上來！」296Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAKCki6rC0y
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喂，你也太理所當然了吧，「我甚麼時候加入你們的？」296Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ58NGAqcXVf
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「剛才不是觀賞了美麗事物嗎？你已經是我們花卉鑑賞會的一員了！」296Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrWwYI75ZeT
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「因為是薔薇，所以是花卉嗎？我不要啦！」296Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡaUaeEhWwrT
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「真純情呢，這樣子可當不了大人啊。」冰山學姐很來勁的插嘴道。296Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEpi9q0wwWf
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「來來，聽我說，我們之後要去看百合！」加里說。296Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGNQDIXIZNy
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你以為我是如此膚淺的人嗎！我本來想這麼大聲斥責，但實在是太香了。296Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzLgH38z91s
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我跟著她們來到附近的街道，她們倚著路邊欄杆，假裝四處看風景，實則視線保持在對面的巴士站。296Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡyyIRBLum6o
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「巴士站龍尾，穿著我們校服的高年級女生，左邊矮的是一號，右邊高的是二號。」加里拿著手機說。296Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqMJYQhKrNl
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兩個女生交頭接耳，細聲說大聲笑，二人是相得甚歡的好友，但也不見得有進一步的關係。296Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxlDOhBlqEa
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不久，巴士停站上落客。當人龍朝前方推進時，一號女生墊起腳，親上二號女生的嘴唇。296Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdnMUdxc97Y
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加里：「嗚汪汪汪汪汪！！」296Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJRH23daU5i
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冰山學姐：「Yuri—Con—！(百合婚)」296Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAjibXEZcCE
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我：「Unicorn！？(獨角獸)」296Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3epU5mFonC
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二號獨自上車，坐下後仍然跟窗外的一號揮手，直到巴士開走才結束。296Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEkodleAUVj
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我捏住胸膛，天啊，衝擊力比想像中的大，心臟受不了！296Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡM4FpXl0TkX
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「真是拍到好畫面了，今天好像吃得太多糖，這樣下去恐怕會蛀牙啊。」加里臉頰發熱，目光變得迷離散渙，「我去便利店買飲料，你們在這兒等著，我請客。」296Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡa4Ro31PsEF
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我和冰山學姐都意識不清，糊裡糊塗地應好。296Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMqn3Ueeipi
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我們在路邊等著，怎樣往臉上扇風紅暈也散不去。沉默的時間十分難捱，我們都尷尬得無法開口，就連確認對方表情都像不敢。296Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcFRSRPPnv8
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啊！恍然大悟！難道我們跌入圈套了！？296Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSlqF1B7rRc
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加里只是拿買飲料當藉口！她一定是聽說了我跟學姐的傳聞，所以借機製造二人獨處的局面！她肯定還在附近，拿著手機偷拍，一邊發出嗚汪汪汪的怪叫！296Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvX9cSfe9D1
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「你還好嗎？」冰山學姐突然說話。296Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcNTWiY3h9L
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「我…沒事，加里還沒回來呢……欸？」我會驚訝的原因，是學姐根本臉不紅氣不喘，她早就恢復過來了。296Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYxtbjT5n7v
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原來只有我因為男女獨處而害羞嗎！？天啊啊啊啊！！這不就顯得我像個純情小男生嗎！！！296Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEWXe7Sp5vs
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我別開滾燙的臉，冰山學姐卻偏要湊過來。296Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡeRrCLdSBIG
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「你的臉好紅，該不會是中暑了？」296Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhQ2D5pA4iA
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「現在不要跟我說話。」296Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtljdpqb9rZ
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「為甚麼要生氣？」296Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡoBwDCGjOa9
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「我沒有生氣。」296Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDhRvK5kGBe
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簡直是沙漠中的僵局，連吹來的風都是熱。可惡啊！誰都好，拜託把我從這裡救出去！296Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZj73Wp4eGo
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忽然有人搭膊頭，一把胖子獨有的粗嗓子說，「歐陽，我改變主意了，一起去買汽水吧。」296Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTUDOvQZ1D0
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阿壯！我的超人！296Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQMRwcbAvAv
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面對初次見面的人，冰山學姐得體地點頭示好，我簡單替兩人互相介紹，然後加里從路邊的草叢冒了出來——296Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWBiQsieXHW
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「你誰啊！？怎麼來阻我嗑CP！？」296Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡF7PW0ToEeM
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冰山學姐和阿壯都一臉茫然，我急著說話打圓場，同時感到鬆一口氣。296Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmz1gz45mVX
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之後四個人一起去了便利店，加里請客。296Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGOqRDFKlv5
