無論時代怎麼演進,科技如何進步,人類始終是種奇妙的生物。1213Please respect copyright.PENANAda11Ry4ttb
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嘴上一面說著敬愛上帝,對信仰如何堅定,轉身卻又狠狠賞了上帝一巴掌。1213Please respect copyright.PENANAJ6YdyTj5Qq
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傳說,因為覺得上帝偏心而弒弟的該隱,受到詛咒成為最初的吸血鬼,上帝將他放逐的同時,丟下一句,凡是企圖傷害、殺害該隱的傢伙都將受到七倍報復。1213Please respect copyright.PENANATgmzs8hliw
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亞當和夏娃都已經被放逐過一次了,該隱還能被放逐幾次?1213Please respect copyright.PENANAlDENyT91Rf
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放來放去,還不都是在人間到遊蕩,到底有什麼差別?不過,大概是因為上帝本身就神經神經,喊打喊殺卻又在最後一刻來著神愛世人,所以底頭信徒也正常不到哪去。1213Please respect copyright.PENANAZuUYB9pZQe
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明明上帝都放話,誰敢殺害該隱,誰就皮癢等死,人類仍是卯起來追殺吸血鬼。1213Please respect copyright.PENANABvDhmVrUHz
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人們到底是敬愛上帝,還是巴不得挑戰祂的權威,真是讓人摸不著頭腦。1213Please respect copyright.PENANAJaDVAjs07s
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我是伊安,人們口中喊打喊殺的吸血鬼。1213Please respect copyright.PENANA5ejGJRHQwb
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嘿,亞里德把那個用大蒜串成的項鍊拿回廚房,沒人告訴過你,浪費食糧是會遭天譴的嗎?什麼?吸血鬼怕大蒜?1213Please respect copyright.PENANAxIapFjJxWW
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香蒜麵包我都吃給你看了,你還覺得我怕大蒜?1213Please respect copyright.PENANAjO2qH8ja9z
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你有聽過有人因為嗑了大蒜就掛點暴斃的嗎?就是嚴重的海鮮過敏症患者,也不會因為嗑了一隻螃蟹就蒙主寵召,更何況是用來提味的大蒜,當它是生化武器不成?1213Please respect copyright.PENANATZzfEPSvNp
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夠了,亞里德,你再把那串大蒜拿到我面前煩我,我就把它塞進你嘴裡,讓你明白,死在大蒜手裡的人,十有八九是因為被那麼一大顆蒜頭給活生生噎死。1213Please respect copyright.PENANARKhwto1aeD
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剛說到哪了?1213Please respect copyright.PENANAj0ioXfYwAV
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噢,對,剛說到吸血鬼不怕大蒜,當然,吸血鬼家族也沒大家想像的那麼複雜,就只是很普通的,很尋常的小家庭,嗯……如果爺爺奶奶,曾祖父、曾曾祖母有可能比你看起來還年輕,算是正常的話,真的挑不出啥毛病。1213Please respect copyright.PENANANngK3M5vK6
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什麼?我的姓氏太平凡,聽起來一點也不像歷史深淵的氏族?1213Please respect copyright.PENANAGTkN18Hl4H
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不然你覺得怎麼的名字聽起來才像個吸血鬼?1213Please respect copyright.PENANANku6DX5Cy2
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吉爾.德.萊斯?1213Please respect copyright.PENANArjeApx909A
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德古拉?1213Please respect copyright.PENANAU0m1oki5kb
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這樣好了,我去把名字改成伊安.波特,你覺得如何?很不錯?你給我去把哈利波特重看一遍,哈利.波特跟血族一點也扯不上關係,硬要說的話,也該是伊安.雷斯壯。1213Please respect copyright.PENANAzfA5Aj6ghc
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你說石內卜比較適合?1213Please respect copyright.PENANAcaz2utd86u
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夠了,亞里德,你給我滾去廚房準備你的火雞大餐。1213Please respect copyright.PENANAyYTrrngZnj
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一面說我不像吸血鬼,一面拉著我到處參加活動,從感恩節到萬聖節,從復活節到聖誕節,到底是我腦子有問題,還是亞里德比較有問題?1213Please respect copyright.PENANAnBx4onQguB
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你今晚邀了馬恩牧師到家裡吃飯?1213Please respect copyright.PENANAPJE1W5XeIA
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你怎麼不乾脆叫他把十字架順道背來算了?噢,你有提議,只是馬恩牧師嫌太重太麻煩,所以懶得帶,但是他準備了木椿跟聖水,真是太好了。1213Please respect copyright.PENANAGYPGbGvZob
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你以為我會這麼說嗎?亞里德,你現在立刻給我滾回廚房烤你的火雞跟餅乾,否則我就把你塞進鮮奶油裡,充當今年的聖誕節蛋糕……1213Please respect copyright.PENANAB7m7uaWNh4
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我發誓。1213Please respect copyright.PENANA1kNpDIrJWa
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