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「哎!」神仙一號嘆了一口氣。8964 copyright protection152PENANA74rgYWnp7k 維尼
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「哎!」神仙二號也嘆了一口氣。8964 copyright protection152PENANALX6JkmV4MZ 維尼
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「哎~~!」神仙三號接著嘆了一口長長的氣!8964 copyright protection152PENANAqEZiP5BIDY 維尼
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這是神仙的午休時間,沒有任務的眾仙,聚集在天庭的一角,歇歇腿兒,聊聊天。8964 copyright protection152PENANAw0OfZTw1dk 維尼
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就在大家休息的時刻,不少神仙發出了感嘆。8964 copyright protection152PENANA4Z8Fdp3GMf 維尼
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神仙一號環顧四周,又嘆道:「哎,你們看,我們這個休息區空蕩蕩的,什麼東西都沒有,連一張桌椅都看不見,更別提有什麼茶點了。」8964 copyright protection152PENANASIEwbQYFIe 維尼
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「就是嘛!」神仙二號接下去說,「看看人類,每天有三頓飯可以吃,上班的時候還有『午茶時間』!哪像我們,什麼食物也沒有吃過,整天只能聞聞人間傳來的飯菜香,真不公平!」8964 copyright protection152PENANAT7sVtm2Iuf 維尼
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原來,神仙們聚在這裡,是為了食物在發不平之鳴。8964 copyright protection152PENANA6lF572hdcA 維尼
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大神仙皺起眉頭說:「誰叫我們是神仙呢?神仙就該是輕靈飄逸,不食人間煙火。更何況,我們也的確感覺不到餓哩!」8964 copyright protection152PENANAfMZQVBAZLx 維尼
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「話雖然沒有錯,可是我們每次到人間執行任務,看見人類吃東西吃得好香的時候,也很想嚐一下嘛!況且人類還不時擺出供品來誘惑我們,看得我口水直流,卻只能乾瞪眼!」這是神仙三號的牢騷。8964 copyright protection152PENANAC7W2hqulCf 維尼
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「有什麼辦法?天庭總部規定,我們是不能吃凡間食物的。」天庭的神仙大法官這麼說。8964 copyright protection152PENANA66ZBGMd6dJ 維尼
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小仙童好奇的問:「如果吃了凡間的東西,會怎麼樣呢?」8964 copyright protection152PENANAywxYkjZw5p 維尼
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「嗯,根據天庭律法,違法者必須受禁閉之刑。至於刑期多長,則要視所吃食物的種類和數量而定。」8964 copyright protection152PENANAk5aavRsVt3 維尼
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神仙大法官摸摸鬍鬚,緩緩說道。8964 copyright protection152PENANAKMDObcEUBQ 維尼
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聽了這話,眾神仙都點點頭,只有神仙四號撇撇嘴,不服氣的想:「誰說神仙就不能吃東西?哪天我逮到機會偷吃一下,有誰會知道?」8964 copyright protection152PENANArjrxzAT5cj 維尼
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想著想著,神仙四號偷偷笑了。8964 copyright protection152PENANANtBWoImuKI 維尼
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大神仙懷疑的看著神仙四號。8964 copyright protection152PENANAqLaSIkI4cP 維尼
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三天後,機會來了。8964 copyright protection152PENANAlU6Rm6ox5j 維尼
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這天正好輪到神仙四號出任務,他的任務是化解一對新婚夫婦的婚姻危機。行經那一戶人家途中,神仙四號看到好多人在自家門前擺設供桌,上頭擺著雞鴨魚肉,還有水果。8964 copyright protection152PENANAnbeb4J0tO5 維尼
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神仙四號心想,這可是天賜良機,就偷偷吃了一塊白斬雞!8964 copyright protection152PENANAPVXyRSrOos 維尼
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嗯,好吃,就是稍嫌油了點。神仙四號滿意的咂咂嘴,趕緊加快腳步,往目的地奔去。8964 copyright protection152PENANAmdmqOiUsnx 維尼
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那對新婚夫妻正在吵架,吵得可兇呢!8964 copyright protection152PENANAq78rLzCpyb 維尼
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神仙四號躲在天花板上,準備用神力使兩人言歸於好——這很簡單,只要吹一口仙氣,讓兩人停止惡言相向就行了——神仙四號看看時機差不多了,就深吸一口氣,在輕吐到兩人頭上⋯⋯8964 copyright protection152PENANAgRZF8o8mg6 維尼
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神仙就是神仙,夫妻果然停止爭吵了,神仙四號正想滿意的點頭,卻看見兩人掄起拳頭,準備打架啦!8964 copyright protection152PENANAK1AcidygSN 維尼
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「怎麼會這樣?」神仙四號急得趕緊再吹一口仙氣,可是他的法力好像消失了,一點效果也沒有。8964 copyright protection152PENANAVzCIn0dxwH 維尼
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那對夫妻還是扭成一團,打得難分難解!神仙四號慌了,怎麽辦哪?8964 copyright protection152PENANAK4yWWAdOM6 維尼
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正當緊張之際,大神仙突然出現了!8964 copyright protection152PENANA4j9AuAYWo1 維尼
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大神仙瞪了神仙四號一眼,用手指了指那對夫妻,說也奇怪,沒多久兩人就停止打架,抱在一起哭了起來。8964 copyright protection152PENANA0AA3o56YlV 維尼
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「對不起,我不該打妳⋯⋯」丈夫道。8964 copyright protection152PENANAhbTwQaAU3t 維尼
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「我也不對⋯⋯」太太說。看樣子,兩人這次的婚姻危機解除了。8964 copyright protection152PENANATw48lAr92v 維尼
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可是神仙四號的危機才剛開始呢!8964 copyright protection152PENANAFhr0PmW0D1 維尼
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回天庭的路上,大神仙生氣的說:「要不是我從天界仙鏡中看見,還不敢相信你會把如此簡單的任務搞砸!你今天是怎麼回事?」8964 copyright protection152PENANAiowBpyppq1 維尼
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「我⋯⋯」8964 copyright protection152PENANAO1Oh62Myug 維尼
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神仙四號才一開口,大神仙便皺起鼻子:「我知道了,你一定是偷吃了凡間的東西,對不對?你嘴巴好臭!這大概就是你功力消失的原因了。沒得說的,你必須和我去見大法官!」8964 copyright protection152PENANAAbNV6y4urc 維尼
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神仙四號垂著頭,低聲應了聲好。8964 copyright protection152PENANAKSSHvqalwN 維尼
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神仙大法官聽了大神仙的敘述,搖了搖頭,對神仙四號說:「我說過,偷吃凡間的食物是要受罰的,你怎麼明知故犯?念在你是初犯的份上,我從輕量刑,判你禁閉七天。神仙四號,你可有異議?」8964 copyright protection152PENANAH4KU6nVVJW 維尼
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「沒有。」神仙四號低聲說。8964 copyright protection152PENANAbpxnfd0Pqb 維尼
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這時候大神仙開口了:「大法官,我想說出真心話:我們神仙也有小小的願望,我們實在想嚐嚐人間美味啊。雖然我們是神仙,可是就算是神仙,有時也會發饞嘛!今天四號會這麼做,我想也是因為忍不住了⋯⋯」8964 copyright protection152PENANAxJF7cuQJlh 維尼
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「哎,不是總部不讓我們吃,而是我們一旦吃了人間的食物,不僅會功力大減,而且會失去客觀超然的態度。這對我們執行任務會有影響的呀!」8964 copyright protection152PENANA5QCTChi1vO 維尼
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神仙大法官這樣解釋。8964 copyright protection152PENANA5MOlPHAse5 維尼
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聽了這話,大神仙和神仙四號恍然大悟,不過大神仙想了想,又說:「那⋯⋯我們可不可以在輪休的時候,去人間嚐嚐美味?我想,只要不是在執行任務的時候,吃吃東西應該也無妨吧。」8964 copyright protection152PENANAqrIbOQhTOq 維尼
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神仙大法官摸摸鬍子:「這⋯⋯我無權決定。不過,如果大家真的想,或許可以連署請願,讓總部修改律法,畢竟,總部也不能不考慮我們神仙的願望。」8964 copyright protection152PENANAVM996iBDaj 維尼
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大神仙聽了猛點頭:「我馬上去進行!」說完便興沖沖的走了,而神仙四號也乖乖的去關七天的禁閉了。8964 copyright protection152PENANA3YOm4bKJCm 維尼
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這兒只剩下神仙大法官,他又摸摸鬍鬚,笑了。8964 copyright protection152PENANAjsi4MSAsHs 維尼
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連署請願的行動,就這樣如火如荼的展開,據說神仙們已經完成連署,準備將請願書呈上總部。8964 copyright protection152PENANAQTUHG5XrlF 維尼
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眾神都希望,這個小小的願望能夠早日實現。8964 copyright protection152PENANAHCr6iLSgrX 維尼
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或許不久以後,人類會發現,有時供桌上的食物少了一些,這時請不要責怪家裡的小孩、小貓或小狗,搞不好是神仙吃的也不一定喔。8964 copyright protection152PENANAJCNn3RQUHP 維尼
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