x
一覺醒來，頭疼欲裂！但我記得昨晚也就喝過兩瓶啤酒，但也不至於......；咦，怎麼之後發生什麼事，我完全想不起來了！327Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7t2IKjsyPk
327Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3aec6cBTKm
在昏暗的微光之中，視線很模糊，彷彿被人點過散瞳劑般，看不清楚；等過了一會兒，視力漸漸恢復後，我徹底傻眼！327Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡb8ydQ8uZ8Y
327Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzXxA405H9S
「幹，這裡是哪裡？」我大聲喊道。327Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpN5wMCxKds
327Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBEGDepyXs4
眼前是一座環形花園小廣場，四周種滿各種植栽，五顏六色，奇花異果；身後有座噴水池，噴泉裡的水，嘩啦嘩啦的不斷泉湧而出，再順勢漫進池子裡。327Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXbjeZIrqd8
327Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡiMWCxBEIc0
漆黑的夜晚，烏雲密佈，沒有月光，也沒有星光，有的僅僅是地上那星羅密佈，明暗不定的小石燈。327Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡeSo6F1v4qS
327Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTlscTxmtC6
一陣涼風吹來，迎面撲鼻的味兒，是花草香中還夾雜的一股煙焦味！好像有人在附近一帶燃燒乾草樹枝似的。327Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSLFc2m1vwz
327Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9YOe4E12Ti
我左手邊不遠處，有一小妹妹剛剛坐醒，她懷裡還抱一隻泰迪熊，看上去......年約七歲上下！327Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlfk278FW4G
327Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJnYweVO17v
右手邊，一位頭戴高統帽，穿著藏青色馬甲，長髮及腰的小姊姊，端著步槍站了起來！她似乎對手上那把裝著狙擊鏡的半自動獵槍感到很疑惑，嘴裡嘀咕著：「這是什麼？為什麼我會有槍？」327Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡprmByp1i4C
327Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcXedjwX2HY
我起身，朝小姊姊走去；卻沒想到她一臉驚恐的舉起步槍，槍口衝我，並喝叱道：「你是誰！？不要過來！」327Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ30F6PlHvyu
327Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLWGMeU7I1l
我嚇得趕緊平舉雙手，示意她先別衝動，然後慢慢後退，往小妹妹方向退去。327Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡuyQV0wpQQC
327Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡyNuTWcB1vO
小妹妹看到我後，嚎啕大哭，緊緊抱著泰迪熊，對我喊道：「你好可怕，你不要過來！」語畢，小妹妹立刻起身，抓著泰迪熊，往小姊姊方向奔去。327Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAq9SStgXzH
327Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZJgeG3p9xm
只見她們姊妹倆，一前一後，貼在一起；小姊姊持槍的同時，仍不忘瞄準著我！327Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkd00K323wY
327Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡb9oJ2RF7aN
我心想：『媽呀，她那把究竟是真槍？還是假槍呀？萬一走火，我可怎麼辦才好？』思緒剛走到這，忽然轟隆一聲，電光石火間，有道閃電打在噴泉前的石階上！煙塵瀰漫的同時，空氣中還飄散一股濃濃的硝煙味！327Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡY03y8RkiUm
327Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5dUKj9gZ8T
定睛一瞧，一名頭戴船長帽，身披立領風衣，皮手套、高筒靴，右手持短管燧發槍，左手持阿拉伯灣刀，一身大航海時代船長扮相的白鬍子老人！他吆喝道：「你們都楞在這做什麼？槍在手，跟我走！」語畢，舉著槍和刀，朝廣場邊緣的石門奔去！327Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUm5ZJwHeys
327Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmBHIt08uBu
這時我才看到，環形廣場邊緣，有三道石門；那老船長又蹦又跳地往中門奔去，頭也不回！327Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwQ4mH1S3Qq
327Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGGF5aX4uwu
隨後，小姊姊和小妹妹也一同隨船長奔去。327Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjrbfV5DrNW
327Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡi8YxQZ44FO
「妳們要去哪裡！？」我問。327Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡL3Lgaydk3q
327Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcnrB6U7bJA
「當然是離開這個鬼地方呀，白癡！」小姊姊一臉傲驕的回道。327Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6Aoi8Gg0pA
327Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzerSSoS3ar
看著她們姊妹倆的背影，見行見遠，我也下意識的跟著抬起腳來，循她們的背影，追了過去。327Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡj6eRfH9qxk
327Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9gmQ2EMPeT
奔跑的同時，我才發現自己竟然一身大紅大綠，全身補丁；褲子還是藍白色格菱文，花俏到爆！頭上戴著一頂三尖垂角小丑帽，角尖掛著絨球，晃晃蕩蕩；腳底穿著一雙暗紅色翹頭鞋，很是滑稽！327Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJky9Q3pTdd
327Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnw1o66iRDE
我先行折返，回到噴泉前，往池面一站，赫然驚見，我竟然畫著一副大花臉！雙眼彩繪金色四茫星，鼻子夾著一顆亮面小紅球，底下還搭配一張畫到耳根前的大紅嘴！327Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4y6qBd0A40
327Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYMkbZYL2Y7
我立馬被自己這副尊容給嚇著！也總算明白，為何剛才小姊姊要拿槍對著我，小妹妹會嚎啕大哭了！327Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEnvpj3tfTP
327Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmMfZJ4sVxj
就在這個時候，又是一道閃電打下來，煙塵之中，走出一道身影；一名希臘女神扮相，額上長著一隻獨角，手持一把帶有玄月裝飾的長柄杖，下身群擺裡，一雙毛茸茸的獸腳，若隱若現！她似人非人，仙妖難辨，踩著蹄子，喀喀作響的朝我走來！327Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQ6wuzrYVLD
327Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbFmRWoeNbk
她先用一種很奇怪的語言對我嘰哩呱啦一通說，然後抓起我的右手，一路往中門奔去！過程中，她那低胸長袍裡頭，是波濤洶湧，不停晃蕩，看得我一臉羞澀！327Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡk7Q9gSbgYh
327Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdyMucGp6IL
獨角仙女突然轉身，指著我腰帶上繫著的數枚小木盒，又說了一通沒人聽得懂的話！她見我沒有反應，竟直接伸出手來，解下一個小木盒，往地上一扔，然後再帶著我繼續往前跑。327Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6n7obcQbMK
327Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZ1gHBU3pL2
就在她從我褲腰帶上，解下小木盒的那一瞬間，我當時沒差點嚇出尿來，還以為她想對我幹嘛的說！327Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcyGP5gRMz9
327Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡA9BBcg466x
此後，我倆每過一個路口，她就會解下我一個小木盒，再往路口中間一擺；雖不懂她此意為何，但反正對我也沒損失，就隨她去吧，愛扔幾盒，扔幾盒。327Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQ9l86xfyM5
327Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqH7u4ILMzP
我倆又再向前奔了不知多遠，先後經過兩座持劍將軍造型的燈塔型雕像。327Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzN2yH8UpT7
327Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzCqJIRTLBp
前方不遠處，有條小溪流橫在雕像前；而方才那個泰迪熊小妹妹，竟全身著了火，哭哭啼啼的蹚過小溪，跑了回來！與我們錯身時，是叫也不應，喊也不回，就一股腦地往噴泉廣場方向奔去！327Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡoXcDnEP8Y7
327Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHdpGmY0miz
這時，獨角仙女二話不說，立刻轉身追了上去；追尾的同時，仙女還不停掐訣念咒，施放魔法；一時間，多道金色光束如雨點般，紛紛落到小妹妹身上，直到她身上的火焰熄滅為止！327Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrdQWcOa9WE
327Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcSxRmTZ13N
害怕落單的我，也跟著追了回去；但才剛起腳沒跑多遠，後頸忽然感到一陣酥麻，好似有什麼東西擊中我！回頭一看，不知從哪裡跑來的魔術師，竟站在我身後不遠處！327Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVHXNXuTAly
327Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRFw5LhwYgj
他一身黑皮衣、黑皮褲，頭戴一頂皮製牛仔帽，不斷從紅色披肩裡翻出撲克牌，並射向我！只見他的撲克牌在空中邊飛邊旋轉，朝我襲來，打在身上後立刻彈開；雖說傷害不大，但我卻感覺侮辱性極強！327Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpEfCEDV9Gp
327Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdvNa2YmpwO
那魔術師不知是哪找來的神經病，就這麼一直對我丟撲克牌！他不說話，也不幹嘛，瞧他也沒多大本事，最後我實在懶得搭理他，遂轉身往噴泉廣場方向跑去。327Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡW5hVtQoa3i
327Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGCJ0Bxgvj1
說也奇怪，那魔術師竟然跟著我跑來，還一邊追我，一邊射撲克牌，很是煩人！327Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡoJLdv8uuLA
327Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQUtDM8SAgx
反正他的撲克牌打人也不痛，我就沒這麼搭理他；突然間，一張閃著金光的撲克牌從我左肩飛過，嚇我一跳，心想：『這傢伙行啊，還有特殊牌呢！』思緒剛走到這，正好來到一處路口；這時，魔術師的撲克牌就沒再飛來了。327Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSeODSf8KHZ
327Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡF5MBOTLOlq
我好奇回頭一看，原來剛才獨角仙女扔在地上的小木盒，恰巧被魔術師踩到；豈料，他竟被盒子裡彈出來的假人給嚇到，像陀螺般，原地轉了兩圈！327Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlbUZRdyXhw
327Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjaxOMBuNg0
魔術師轉圈的同時，假人還不停對他噴吐口水，可才噴沒兩下，魔術師竟然到地不起！327Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡypplFgQpuN
327Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzoDK23k4R6
「有沒有那麼神奇呀！」我看著腰帶上剩沒兩個的小木盒讚歎道！327Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsYky5hmHgx
327Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡK6K1CMZSFw
忽然間，身後傳來轟隆隆的砲擊聲，像艦砲齊射般一連好幾響！在幾聲「咻咻咻──」的風切聲後，又是一陣陣的爆炸聲，此起彼落，震耳欲聾！327Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8aglo2rWoe
327Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUksdBAZVGS
不明就裡的我，直覺情況不太妙，下意識的撒腿接著跑！327Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡB3xD4Eg15F
327Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6ckSA2BGmO
跑著跑著，前方昏暗的道路上，好像有顆什麼東西？等距離稍近，這才看清楚，原來是一朵跟凳子差不多大小的巨型蘑菇！327Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIdPaLTILQY
327Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡiQd9joYkfi
那紫色菌帽上，佈滿大小不一的白色圓點；沒見過這種巨型蘑菇的我，好奇的停下腳步，想看個仔細。327Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOuXIeg4mSq
327Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡeQElSFdJMe
突然間，「砰──」的一聲，那朵蘑菇竟然爆炸了！瞬間炸出一團紫色煙霧！327Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXsSREDcV8R
327Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmftCtD5PWb
「哇靠，這什麼東西！？」我摀住口鼻，放聲罵道。因為那團紫煙很是刺鼻，燻得我不停咳嗽，還一把鼻涕一把淚！327Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡo9FwWFy9fB
327Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvlt3uB9ve8
忽然間，我後背讓人螫了一針，不一會兒，我便感到全身無力，癱軟在地！327Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSGmUXg3LV5
327Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLYAQN37VE3
迷迷糊糊之中，得見路邊草叢竄一個小矮子！牠頭戴綠色闊邊帽，帽前還掛著一副擋風鏡，一隻似貓非貓，似貍非貍的奇妙生物，舉著笛子，蹦蹦跳跳地來到我的身旁，一臉狐疑的盯著我看了半晌。327Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSchka5WJ4E
327Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIpq62szG1U
原以為牠會對我實施救護或提供幫助，但是沒有，牠直接對我的身子展開搜刮！327Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7bsH4MZrUR
327Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcpF6fCZwnf
牠不但取走我所有木盒子，還脫去我的衣褲、鞋帽，然後一溜煙的不見蹤影！只留下全身光溜溜的我，橫躺路邊，動彈不得！327Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡekpoVjrrOz
327Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1VTb6aM8tJ
過沒多久，我開始感到疲倦、困頓，不一會兒就睡著了；當我再度甦醒時，人已躺在醫院病床上！一名女警就坐在我床尾前的椅子上。327Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvJtrL7eWsi
327Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHjH4DXde7v
我映象還很清楚，那女警就是在我夢裡，那名頭戴牛仔帽，穿著藏青色馬甲，手持狙擊獵槍的小姊姊！327Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXGJjhe46hN
327Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOxmPDAfFwW
女警見我醒了，便起身走出病房，稍候再帶著其他警察和醫護人員進來看我。327Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQuqyfRvGHL
327Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡw7B5Qn640Y
事後警察告訴我，說我被人下了迷幻藥！據說我昨晚橫躺街邊，經好心路人報案，這才有驚無險的送到醫院，接受治療。327Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4cVFVCr8pW
327Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKRvTSevSLf
但我始終不記得，究竟昨晚去過哪裡？327Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYlkKEbnlJ5
327Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7fFYR6Cnzz
而斷片前的最後記憶，是與公司同事下班後，到一家熱炒店幫美女科長慶生。席間，是有喝乾兩瓶啤酒，但後來又發生了什麼事，就完全沒記憶了！
