:我還有32年的房貸要繳啊......443Please respect copyright.PENANA3znmba89Us
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皇家騎士?443Please respect copyright.PENANAavUexTelMl
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現在那個遠望穿著一條黃色泰迪熊四角褲逃跑的喘叫士身影的神秘人,是皇家騎士團成員?443Please respect copyright.PENANAXobMEwOFSR
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喘叫士從遠方地平線消失,皇家騎士轉身面朝和梨,如此近距離下才終於讓人看清楚兜帽陰影下的面容。
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那是張足以與美女一詞匹配的精緻臉蛋,小巧的鼻與粉嫩雙唇,勾魂的的暗灰色眼眸子令人聯想到可愛的小白兔。443Please respect copyright.PENANAxIQBpHDqef
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「那個……請問妳是想收我為徒的意思嗎?」和梨率先開口,剛才那一幕不管如何都只能這樣解讀了吧。443Please respect copyright.PENANAcUjiBzuTyg
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「我只是稍微給他個警告,喘叫士在史塔特蘭的名聲已經臭到無立足之地了。既然愁著沒錢沒生意,給筆錢如果能讓他重新做人的話倒也不虧。」443Please respect copyright.PENANAvrUHaTokEp
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這話可完全沒有回答到問題,是故意不想回答嗎?和梨搞不太懂現在的狀況,只覺得這個人的聲音輕柔地舒服,非常好聽。443Please respect copyright.PENANA4KCj9Ow6ZN
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「妳想學的是魔法?」這次換皇家騎士開口了。443Please respect copyright.PENANARp3HHVY3J5
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「對!我想學!我能跟妳學嗎?」443Please respect copyright.PENANAKYSvteyYHC
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「抱歉,我不太會魔法。」443Please respect copyright.PENANANP3fxqZ9OK
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那妳為什麼要把會魔法的那個人給趕走啊!!!443Please respect copyright.PENANAnItihkHEFw
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和梨把心裡怨言一字不漏地呈現在那張很囧的顏藝面容上,皇家騎士持續解釋,「喘叫士之所以名聲差,是因爲他教的根本算不上真正的魔法,只是些讓人腎上腺素飆升的無恥伎倆。」443Please respect copyright.PENANAjvWLfLdjtt
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「哈!就跟妳說了吧!」443Please respect copyright.PENANAGiBRFLmWPO
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二郎聽到自己先前的說法被認證,激動地向和梨炫耀。不過他馬上就冷靜下來了,也注意到不尋常之處,「等等,皇家騎士團的實力可是被皇室認可的,不可能不會魔法的吧?」443Please respect copyright.PENANADDi0iOeuyn
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皇家騎士沒有立刻回話,在安靜的片刻之間環視兩人,全都別著代表初入冒險者世界的——被人戲稱為「寶寶」的——白色徽章。443Please respect copyright.PENANAoyvoLMtQF7
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「魔法人人都會的,因為那是身體的自然能量,只是法力強不強大、使用時機抓得好不好的差別而已。」443Please respect copyright.PENANASuzG2n100i
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她正專注思考這些什麼,沈默不語,用不了幾秒鐘的時間,身下漸漸滲透出魔法陣一般的圓形光圈,上頭散發出似強似弱的草綠色光塵。443Please respect copyright.PENANA6LoHiaSQ2t
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「魔法的驅動能量來自『心』以及『想像力』,使用喘叫士的伎倆,運氣好的話那份羞恥心確實會提升魔法能量,但至始至終不過是外行人的程度。」語落,魔法能量隨著鬆懈下來的情緒一同消散。443Please respect copyright.PENANAvG49xwnjeN
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覺得有點口乾舌燥了,她平時可不是特別多話的人,解釋這些完全只是為了給兩位寶寶上個入門課程而已。443Please respect copyright.PENANAkdByp9eupc
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「如你們所見,我是一名弓箭手,使用魔法跟射箭一樣需要強大的專注力,我不擅長一心二用。」443Please respect copyright.PENANACdXqKMOkw4
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她說話的同時,二郎與和梨不約而同將視線轉移到背上那把反曲弓上,斜背著的弓身幾乎快要觸地,並不是說拿的武器大就比較強,但她還真的散發著說不上來的強大氣場。443Please respect copyright.PENANARZU7gkOtHA
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話說至此她終於有所動作了,舉起手,褐色皮革手套指向和梨手上那把相比之下陽春到不行的自製獵弓。443Please respect copyright.PENANA3b5JXFVC7o
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「我對妳的弓術有點興趣,寶寶。」強風吹拂,瞬間吹起三人衣襬,就是吹不掉她遮掩面龐的兜帽,「如果妳願意的話這部分倒是可以給妳些指導。」443Please respect copyright.PENANAWqiqPg8In1
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和梨愣了,圓睜的黑眸似乎正在試圖理解。443Please respect copyright.PENANA0xZEd5mRAs
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倒是常識人二郎明白這份機會有多麼難得,見隊友遲遲沒有回應,他緊張地直跳腳,「別猶豫了和梨!對方可是皇家騎士團的人,她的強大可能是我們一輩子都觸及不了的境界!」443Please respect copyright.PENANADLtK2xnj7Z
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謝謝二郎言簡意賅的分析,思路反應慢半拍的和梨終於理解了,馬上答應這百利無一害的建議。443Please respect copyright.PENANAWDg8W9C2V1
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「那就拜託妳了,皇家騎士小姐。」443Please respect copyright.PENANAQiNRkivoJh
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雖然兜帽陰影遮蓋光線,和梨還是隱約看到了對方勾起一抹淺笑。443Please respect copyright.PENANAv9zWuzhXKE
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「時間也不早了,我有事情要先離開,明天早上八點在史塔特蘭西邊的牛牛草原集合。」
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寂靜夜晚的史塔特蘭帶著一股文明都市特有的清幽,不過13號街道卻是一條熱鬧不夜城,由各式各樣的酒館並排,是體驗夜生活的最佳去處。443Please respect copyright.PENANA8kCIHiWXaH
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不分四季、甚至可以說不分平日週末,每晚總會有大量冒險者聚集於酒館內暢飲大人滋味,藉由酒精模糊意識,放鬆白天累積而來的疲憊。
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昏暗的橘橙光之下是杯盤狼藉的長桌,以及搭上彼此肩膀高歌一曲的醉翁們。除了少數隱藏在角落不願社交的獨行俠之外,中央的人們全都樂得開懷。443Please respect copyright.PENANA7ysGTzgv0G
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「你說你叫什麼來著?戈登?高登?高崗?」443Please respect copyright.PENANA4lKucuDXpI
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與眾酒鬼同流合污,和梨在喝下不知道第幾杯37黃金比例的啤酒後,漲紅著臉跟同桌的其他冒險者聊了起來。443Please respect copyright.PENANAsEgWxap21k
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眼神迷濛渙散時時刻刻都吊著白眼的醜態,喝成這副德性了也沒打算就此打住,全因這幾天解了不少任務賺了些錢。443Please respect copyright.PENANAmjq1SgozEz
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「……是威爾森。」443Please respect copyright.PENANAq7yirB97dX
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聽了這段荒唐對話,和梨對面的二郎馬上把剛入口的啤酒噴了出來,隨即有些同情地拍了拍隔壁威爾森的背。443Please respect copyright.PENANA05GHNjqshE
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「哦,對啦!威而鋼!」443Please respect copyright.PENANAzZNIP3nSMt
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這次換威爾森本人把嘴裡的酒噴滿地。虧他長得一副英俊瀟灑的美男樣,人生第一次收到這種侮辱,真是夠了。443Please respect copyright.PENANADsTv4XXTMb
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「威而鋼你們隊伍全部的人都一次就通過考試了,內容會很難嗎?」將手中玻璃杯豪氣飲盡,粗魯放回桌面發出強烈撞擊聲,和梨迷茫之中打了一個嗝,「你們有人會『越城之翼』嗎?」443Please respect copyright.PENANAXvSDM8D7U6
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「中級冒險者的考試妳這個寶寶現在就問難不難未免也太早了吧……」443Please respect copyright.PENANAzOnZmbY42k
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說實話威爾森早就不想理她了,只是被對方拚命猛瞧自己身上的徽章,經過漫長冒險旅途終於在今天升上50等,也成功通過測驗徽章由黃轉藍成為了中級,此時望向對方宛如嬰兒肌膚般潔白的寶寶徽章,不自覺有股要好好呵護新人的正義感。443Please respect copyright.PENANAU9Ri8M6Ue3
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「初級的考試不難,但還是建議不要單人挑戰,你們兩人已經組隊了沒什麼問題。不過中級考試的怪物強很多,沒有魔法師輔助的話很難攻略的。」443Please respect copyright.PENANAhmpWUe0RYJ
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威爾森這忠告是對著隔壁的二郎說的,他總感覺跟和梨說了明天也會忘記,倒不如跟正常人提醒比較好,「還有,我們沒聽過越城之翼。」443Please respect copyright.PENANAh8diLGFHPA
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「了解,謝了。」二郎馬上代替快要醉倒的和梨向威爾森致意。443Please respect copyright.PENANAMSTT4eiLX3
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吵雜的酒館內某一處突然激動了起來,那一桌的人們全都喝嗨了,不知道討論到了什麼,高談闊論引起周遭的注意。443Please respect copyright.PENANASjqY1ZMvjw
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「我是說真的!皇家騎士團的人在這個鎮裡,我前幾天看到『懶惰的日威』了!」443Please respect copyright.PENANAbFhMPQZmqv
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「你說在冒險者中心彈琴的那個?我怎麼聽說是誤傳,聽說演奏得太難聽了,不會是本人呀。」443Please respect copyright.PENANA1NxL7Ymcj3
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有著凡人望塵莫及的實力正是皇家騎士團受人尊敬的主因。聽到關鍵字,差點睡著的和梨眼睛一亮,立刻開張耳朵仔細偷聽那些人對話。443Please respect copyright.PENANAYsISyiHV0A
「不過就算是真的,他來史塔特蘭做什麼?這附近也沒發生什麼重大事件呀,周遭的怪物等級也不高……」443Please respect copyright.PENANAXxXCCDgTvN
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「誰知道,不管是來做什麼的,只要想盡辦法和他套好關係就好,看是要從他身上學習什麼厲害的招式,還是被拉拔進入皇家騎士團,這條人脈要把握好。」443Please respect copyright.PENANAlngkbkNUMm
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同夥的人各個點頭如搗蒜嗯嗯嗯地表示贊同。443Please respect copyright.PENANAuaNVJyvm4i
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「說得好像你有資格接受這一切一樣。」不過還是被吐槽了。443Please respect copyright.PENANArr27NAqs4q
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「目標!那只是個目標!」被反駁的男子不識趣地哼了一聲,隨後聽見他將啤酒大口咕嚕咕嚕喝下,哈——爽快吐出氣息,「再說了,皇家騎士團可是正義的化身,光能說上話就該與有榮焉了。」443Please respect copyright.PENANABiDNnXyuDL
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啪!443Please respect copyright.PENANAM1ils3EugL
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眾人倏地閉上嘴,酒館內鴉雀無聲,那道拍桌的聲響彷彿測試麥克風時突如其來的尖音,吸引在場所有人的目光,就連本來只是默默用耳朵偷聽的和梨跟二郎都不禁轉頭。443Please respect copyright.PENANA01KR4wYVBJ
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那男人五官十分深邃立體,黝黑的小麥色肌膚,烏黑及下巴的中長髮綁成一束小馬尾,路上幾乎鮮少見到類似的面容。443Please respect copyright.PENANA70FBFai77D
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「呵……正義的化身?說這什麼屁話?我拉屎時放的屁都沒這話臭。」443Please respect copyright.PENANAfxKzmS2ABp
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「喂,阿吉塔,你喝多啦!」443Please respect copyright.PENANAlAcBvdzt4U
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失控的阿吉塔隨後又在酒意下嘀咕了幾句,身旁常在酒館遇到而結識的友人拉了拉他的衣袖試圖制止,只可惜成效不彰。443Please respect copyright.PENANAaP5gz30tQQ
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「皇家騎士團跟納爾皇室根本一丘之貉!那些自私的敗類就該住在下水道等著用我們的屎水淋浴!」443Please respect copyright.PENANAQTgCXAj2jW
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身旁的人連忙架住情緒逐漸失控的醉鬼,聽著他滿嘴「皇家騎士團殺了我的家人」「他們是裝清高的殺戮集團」之類的瘋言瘋語,眾人們只是把他當笑話。443Please respect copyright.PENANAiwgTz2mM2K
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「那個瘋子又再添亂了。」443Please respect copyright.PENANAsCEXAWSOnW
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「不愧是皇室黑的阿吉塔,喝醉了也要黑到底耶。」443Please respect copyright.PENANAzzfF3I2cEO
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「聽說他是沒被選上騎士團成員才這樣惱羞成怒的。」443Please respect copyright.PENANAcC1zGLMPVY
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「是嗎?我怎麼聽說是未婚妻被騎士團成員搶走?」443Please respect copyright.PENANAigCytoIbbI
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旁人細語的恥笑還未吿個段落,酒醉的阿吉塔卻甩開架住他的手開始大聲咆哮。本來只是當場笑話輕鬆看待的其他壯漢們,在接受到那富含敵意的挑釁後各個捲起衣袖準備大幹一場。443Please respect copyright.PENANAM12a7xydWS
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場面變得十分混亂,阿吉塔身手矯健,即使醉意之下光是走路都搖搖晃晃,依然能在恰巧時機點搖晃身軀躲過拳頭。443Please respect copyright.PENANAsPLF2MTzpW
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推翻的木椅、被當成武器高高舉起的長木桌、在空中散出一顆顆剔透水珠的酒沫以及敲響頭頂而碎裂的酒瓶。443Please respect copyright.PENANAmM353CJxX4
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這裡兩人拳頭與拳頭相互撞擊,側邊襲來第三隻手朝其中一人的臉頰直接擊飛,肥大身軀撞上角落獨自吃著晚餐的冒險者。443Please respect copyright.PENANAx7XnhrNphq
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撞到的頭部正疼著,那人睜開眼,只見自己卡在撞裂的椅子上方,穿著土綠色斗篷的原座位主人早已提起晚餐盤躲在一步之遙的旁邊悠然咀嚼著食物。443Please respect copyright.PENANAcitgVEfSdF
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那人雖然困惑了一瞬,但也僅僅是一瞬,立刻用衝回中央戰場繼續亂鬥。443Please respect copyright.PENANAxWQ6RPrXmP
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一陣魔法光束照亮了館內,光影閃過,阿吉塔早已拿出武器抵擋仍敵不過這波攻勢,被直直擊飛撞上了牆。443Please respect copyright.PENANAtA6VgEZWoo
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群架停止,所有人都看向牆壁那隅。443Please respect copyright.PENANA3xVUo2W8y8
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「少在那邊侮辱皇室了,就是有一堆你們這種到處抹黑的人存在。」使出攻擊的人身上衣裳高級且華麗,似乎與皇室關係匪淺。443Please respect copyright.PENANAPDEs72tjMA
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「呸!」阿吉塔將口中擦傷造成的鮮血奮力一吐,「一群無腦粉。」443Please respect copyright.PENANAh4U1LWiadL
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護航的那人再次舉起剛才攻擊用的巨錘,在下手前做最後通牒,「你知道你得為自己的言行負責嗎!」443Please respect copyright.PENANA3G4kUFzkbu
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「好了啦好了啦!阿吉塔你趕快跟大家道歉,和氣生財和氣生財。」見這劍拔弩張的氣氛逐擴大,友人立刻擋在中間當和事佬。443Please respect copyright.PENANA3n8z6qoLL9
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友人真是Nice cover,酒館老闆默默比了一個讚,再不停下來這間屋子就快要跟打掉重練沒兩樣了,他可是還要養老婆小孩繳房貸呢。443Please respect copyright.PENANARB3x5RfOSk
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「吃屎。」443Please respect copyright.PENANACXd8m8rYlw
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沒有任何悔過之意的阿吉塔最終只是冷笑,朝前比了個中指。443Please respect copyright.PENANA286PIGf2nr
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接下來肯定是場更激烈的亂鬥,老闆不由得落下50歲中年久違的男兒淚。
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作者雜談:
說到黑粉,雖然我沒當過,但曾經被林俊傑圈粉過XD
以前去別的縣市找朋友玩,晚上隨便找間青年旅館睡,在大廳耍廢的時候有個新加玻人來找我聊天,談到一半他跟我說林俊傑是新加坡人,我超驚訝(抱歉我沒sense哈哈)
後來他就拿了下面這個MV推坑我
結果我就在3:57被那個笑給電到XDDDDDD
JJ的歌很好聽我一直都知道,但被電到之後就整個被圈到,把他所有的歌都每天無限循環,持續了快一年
最後在前幾年終於搶到他在小巨蛋開的演唱會門票,不愧是人稱行走的CD
現場非常完美,看完演唱會我覺得人生無憾了,達到目標了,從此退粉 ((?????
我到現在還是對我自己因為心滿意足而退粉這件事感到匪夷所思( ˘•ω•˘ )
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