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No Plagiarism!1bGgFRiwPsaMSk3sJ6qCposted on PENANA 邱楷祐報駕訓班後,真的很認真在學——8964 copyright protection23PENANAA7QdBveabk 維尼
筆記會做,規則會背,模擬駕駛開得比教練還穩。8964 copyright protection23PENANAbyU4m2PFeI 維尼
但蔡敬齊。8964 copyright protection23PENANAoNXPA1jtSA 維尼
遲到、翹課、缺席,像是日常三部曲。8964 copyright protection23PENANAYVUe5YZX3l 維尼
每次缺課他都會打一通理直氣壯又裝可憐的電話過來。8964 copyright protection23PENANAmetSkhbBrP 維尼
「蔡敬齊!是誰說要一起練車?啊?」8964 copyright protection23PENANAuFjNBimbzP 維尼
邱楷祐一臉火大。8964 copyright protection23PENANA3jnTIEvcCL 維尼
「對不起啦……我發燒……」8964 copyright protection23PENANAR6DE4qyasw 維尼
發燒是哪招?雖然邱楷祐半信半疑,但還是姑且相信,畢竟他有時候也會使這招。8964 copyright protection23PENANAEQjCAWDQ6D 維尼
更誇張的是——8964 copyright protection23PENANAvYTJq4khMT 維尼
剪髮早課練習日,他們常常睡到下午,理直氣壯地說:「要練車」,結果人出現在海邊看海、喝飲料、發限動。8964 copyright protection23PENANAVKPhB46QJr 維尼
他們的限動上有沙灘、有汽水、還有一句:「練車好辛苦,休息一下」。8964 copyright protection23PENANAwO9Bg7ci8C 維尼
連字都懶得打好。8964 copyright protection23PENANAHIKOvCWmVP 維尼
而蘇蘇老師的電話?8964 copyright protection23PENANAACQqqnh519 維尼
當然不接。8964 copyright protection23PENANAPJ2cKEmR8C 維尼
他們的定律是:只要在非上班時段,手機自動進入「裝死模式」。8964 copyright protection23PENANAVkjxyMSP53 維尼
但下午上班還是屁顛屁顛地現身,好像從來沒鬧過事。8964 copyright protection23PENANAg3t1fLPOuQ 維尼
活脫脫兩個問題兒童。8964 copyright protection23PENANAKUV4q2WgGR 維尼
連平常偶爾遲到的杜湘儀,都看不下去。有天他倆遲到到早課都快結束,才懶洋洋進來。她皺著眉、語氣超不爽:8964 copyright protection23PENANAhEOH4kBGyR 維尼
「欸蔡敬齊、邱楷祐……你們真的很誇張欸……」8964 copyright protection23PENANAvVT5OCCVg7 維尼
「起不來啊……」8964 copyright protection23PENANAi3jqqCMaIP 維尼
「不想上課啊……」8964 copyright protection23PENANAP9oANV3Zvr 維尼
兩人像和聲一樣接著講出口頭禪,嘴角一樣的欠打。8964 copyright protection23PENANA4aX5jrxlFN 維尼
可偏偏——8964 copyright protection23PENANAICHirmTWpO 維尼
他們又是現場不可或缺的兩個人。8964 copyright protection23PENANA1QX8fWgs2I 維尼
兩人畢竟都被林博彥魔鬼訓練過,老店的流程他們是店裡最標準的,而且動作又快又俐落、還都有穩住客人的本事,叫人又氣又不能罵。雖然只是因為想趕快下班。8964 copyright protection23PENANAcF9Akx1Emy 維尼
蘇蘇老師只能睜一隻眼閉一隻眼,8964 copyright protection23PENANArcPSxwt0zv 維尼
心想:「真的是一對災星。」8964 copyright protection23PENANADtck1TdINr 維尼
但馬嘉欣就不一樣了。8964 copyright protection23PENANAuaQfL9q6Rs 維尼27Please respect copyright.PENANAU4FdRNmtAC
她反而是那種會準時到早課、規矩坐著、眼神堅定寫筆記的好學生代表。8964 copyright protection23PENANA9SKI4Fm0oN 維尼27Please respect copyright.PENANA4PKwtzXNz3
上課時全神貫注,還會舉手發問。8964 copyright protection23PENANADpAAKMWkQA 維尼27Please respect copyright.PENANAJuRTFoOvBh
看起來像模像樣,但問題也不是沒有。8964 copyright protection23PENANAOLVgbdrSxa 維尼27Please respect copyright.PENANAGGSjVdOMB3
她真的太笨,還不會看人臉色。8964 copyright protection23PENANA3UEYZifwRw 維尼27Please respect copyright.PENANAnyW4HttgnV
現場常常搞錯東西——8964 copyright protection23PENANA3p62BZsYVu 維尼27Please respect copyright.PENANA9aHykK6VWF
設計師要護色洗她拿去角質,叫她準備蒸汽她卻推ET,還會大聲說:「不是你剛剛叫我拿這個嗎?」8964 copyright protection23PENANAtxHeT7p990 維尼27Please respect copyright.PENANAxKBIzmWVgP
錯了還嘴硬,從來不先說對不起。8964 copyright protection23PENANAvGMc7rCYxS 維尼27Please respect copyright.PENANAJksBggFT07
永遠有理由、永遠有藉口、永遠堅信自己沒錯。8964 copyright protection23PENANA0vAPvIxQVU 維尼27Please respect copyright.PENANAma9BjFERPv
最可怕的是——她那張嘴。8964 copyright protection23PENANACBp3H33neh 維尼27Please respect copyright.PENANAmnRvlhJkHW
別人說一句,她一定要回一句,不管是有建設性的建議,還是普通提醒,她都要頂嘴。8964 copyright protection23PENANAt306uB5jbN 維尼27Please respect copyright.PENANAHmC8GjL4G6
「馬嘉欣,我不是叫妳拿閃亮2劑?」8964 copyright protection23PENANAnlVByLiOM6 維尼27Please respect copyright.PENANAliTjfToFfg
「啊不是這個2劑嗎?」8964 copyright protection23PENANAcLJL7pUy4Y 維尼27Please respect copyright.PENANAOAEdOu5WGd
「拉勞直只能用閃亮2劑,妳是白痴嗎?都來多久了?」8964 copyright protection23PENANA2LKxYdezZl 維尼27Please respect copyright.PENANALMYydSTsSS
「好啦好啦,我拿錯了嘛~」8964 copyright protection23PENANAACUdOYcPPx 維尼27Please respect copyright.PENANAlXO1fVxwiJ
蘇蘇老師都會被他無所謂的態度氣得當場臉發紅。8964 copyright protection23PENANAkQQpSqajUM 維尼27Please respect copyright.PENANAfIwrb01L4H
明明邱楷祐、蔡敬齊上課遲到還會跑海邊看海,蘇蘇老師卻從來不罵他們。8964 copyright protection23PENANA979zuWBU2S 維尼27Please respect copyright.PENANAAbQxnStlkc
為什麼?8964 copyright protection23PENANAOf6bfLMCqx 維尼27Please respect copyright.PENANA7W5exGiS7d
因為他們雖然混,但一進現場就動作快、情緒穩,不扯後腿。8964 copyright protection23PENANAAfyseRbmSM 維尼27Please respect copyright.PENANAyuvpHZ3MWy
而馬嘉欣是那種「認真但一直出錯」的存在,還永遠不認錯。8964 copyright protection23PENANAJOVJ4pDax6 維尼27Please respect copyright.PENANAyQkIExUPye
所以蘇蘇老師一看到她那張「講不聽」的臉,火氣就先上來,根本不用客氣,當場就直接罵。8964 copyright protection23PENANA8FSfRsNQxG 維尼27Please respect copyright.PENANAxtrYckkzqc
結果就變成這樣:8964 copyright protection23PENANAnONbgHvg9y 維尼27Please respect copyright.PENANAOHaqkWs0D6
兩個問題兒童天天混水摸魚、笑嘻嘻滑過。8964 copyright protection23PENANAHlThWyGtSk 維尼27Please respect copyright.PENANA3czaD1Jy97
一個努力小兵,天天被電到懷疑人生。8964 copyright protection23PENANAa8b2XAbIDe 維尼
有時候蔡敬齊跟邱楷祐也會忍不住罵她:8964 copyright protection23PENANAImCyrPle1k 維尼27Please respect copyright.PENANA8moD1LKJeA
「馬嘉欣!妳是不是沒長耳朵啊?」8964 copyright protection23PENANAZFlir3wvZU 維尼27Please respect copyright.PENANAhRcXcQALuQ
「搞半天到底誰叫妳這樣弄的?」8964 copyright protection23PENANATsvfJhp0Nm 維尼27Please respect copyright.PENANA5MNToH7J6j
她卻總是笑嘻嘻,還一臉無辜地說:「啊~我以為是這樣欸……不是喔?」8964 copyright protection23PENANAPQyWar50HT 維尼27Please respect copyright.PENANAdBKlgnSI3S
沒脾氣的人聽了會想翻白眼,脾氣差的直接飆三字經。8964 copyright protection23PENANABBUGcAE4tz 維尼27Please respect copyright.PENANAb9INTGg1qO
但神奇的是——她從來不記仇,你今天兇她,明天她還是會坐妳旁邊問:「你早餐吃了沒~」8964 copyright protection23PENANAbnHwJZ2tWv 維尼27Please respect copyright.PENANA0SHIZ0EQ2N
她就是真的單純,單蠢又單心。8964 copyright protection23PENANAhGC497fViW 維尼27Please respect copyright.PENANAs6709heR3s
沒有心機、沒有算計。8964 copyright protection23PENANAWoHo6xxlto 維尼27Please respect copyright.PENANAG5MIhhiLoB
說壞話?她根本不知道什麼叫「拉幫結派」。8964 copyright protection23PENANAh6DjUwrkt7 維尼27Please respect copyright.PENANARw7MAlUtbq
聊天時如果不小心講到誰誰誰的八卦,她還會大聲附和:「對啊我也覺得她有點問題欸~」8964 copyright protection23PENANAynxKD4eo6E 維尼27Please respect copyright.PENANAW4TJFR7EAb
然後……旁邊那個人剛好就坐在她背後。8964 copyright protection23PENANA2NXD3xQsLm 維尼27Please respect copyright.PENANAerkb7mnJhJ
或是你剛剛才跟她說:「這件事你不要講喔。」8964 copyright protection23PENANAA4Lt8z3DLl 維尼27Please respect copyright.PENANAMNl8rb5ede
過五分鐘她就在別人面前當著你的面重複一次:「他剛剛說你那樣不太好欸~」8964 copyright protection23PENANAcjps9cihLy 維尼27Please respect copyright.PENANAHdt2eOGTEe
被ㄉㄧㄤ還會一臉驚訝:「啊……我以為你只是講講……」8964 copyright protection23PENANAO9WNKASP1n 維尼27Please respect copyright.PENANATGd2srAUeH
所以罵歸罵,氣歸氣,大家對她其實還是有點保護——因為她真的沒壞念頭,只是活在自己世界的純種生物。8964 copyright protection23PENANAiBnJSfzfX8 維尼
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