80歲之前,我相信世上根本就無報應的。
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「你一定有報應的!」「你等比天收啦!」「你生仔一定沒有屁股的!」「祝你長命百歲!」
什麼?長命百歲都是罵人的說話嗎?
全都是失敗者安慰自己的說話。
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因為我肯定活得比他們都好,賺的錢比他們99.9%的人多。
而且我兒孫滿堂,最重要是不論兒女都是有屁股的,嘿嘿。
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想當年我掌權時,什麼欺壓市民,貪贓枉法,濫用職權,官官相衛。
我一樣都沒有做少。
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港鐵年年賺大錢還是每年加價,大家忍讓下吧
領展不停加租迫走小商戶,被大財團壟斷,大家忍讓下吧
急症室迫爆,醫生不足,大家忍讓下吧
買不起樓,輪公屋要等七年,大家忍讓下吧
反正我跟你們這些蟻民生活在不同時空的,八達通是什麼來的?
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還記得有一年,一個超強颱風吹來,名字叫什麼⋯不記得是榴連還是龍眼還是荔枝了。
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天文台長深知我們大財團的脾性,星期日掛十號風球,星期一早上六點就改掛三號,不遲不早剛剛好,大家起身上班。
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那次很多道路因爲塌樹封閉,東鐵的電纜故障還未維修好,不知那個混蛋星期日晚跟我提議效法深圳停工啊!
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他被我怒罵,我們的經濟重要,還是蟻民的賤命重要啊?
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塌樹冧樓最多壓死兩三個人,相比我們一停工損失幾千萬簡直微不足道。
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最後如我所料,他們還是一邊罵一邊用自己的方法上班,大家忍讓下就什麼都解決了。
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所以縱使坐駕外,天天圍著一些市民指著我來咒罵,但我一樣吃得落,睡得安。
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就算什麼民望創歷史新低,我每個月還是拿著豐厚的薪酬。
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是你們這些賤民做死一世工都拿不到的高薪厚職啊!
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呵呵,所以我怕什麼被罵?
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我一直順利做到任期滿,還連任到不能再連任為止呢。
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年紀大了,總是愛懷念過去。
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今年我已經114歲⋯還是116歲了,甚至比你們所有人更長壽!
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真正是長命百歲呢。
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我這一生可以說死而無憾了吧。
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但問題是,我死不去。
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怎樣都死不去。
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生命好像真是有個計時器一樣,只要一日未倒數到零,一日都要生存著。
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80歲後,看著兒女比我早一步死去,
心臟不好的我,經歷一段又一段的切膚之痛。
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慢慢我牙齒掉光,因為年輕時應酬經常大魚大肉吃遍世界美食,所以患上血壓高、糖尿病,痛風。
令我所有美食都不能再吃了,現在只能吃毫無味道的流質食物。
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83歲時因爲中風,令我半邊身癱瘓,半邊臉不受控制,說話變得模糊一片,口水還會不停流下。除了我最喜歡周遊列國不能再去之外,就連想出家門外的花園散步都是一件困難的事。
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孫子都忙著用我辛苦打拼回來的財富享樂,只請了兩個女傭照顧我吃飯,洗澡,拉屎。
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他們小時候很喜歡圍著我「婆婆,婆婆」地嚷著呢,現在想見他們一面都很困難。
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只有每年我生日時,他們才會為我舉辦一個盛大的壽宴,他們會聚在一起跟我愉快地合照,再把相片貼上網絡「呃LIKE」,之後就嫌棄地把我推給女傭,呵呵。
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以前聽到別人祝我「長命百歲」會覺得是祝賀說話,現在他們會祝我「長命二百歲」,我一聽就害怕起來。
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因為我之後因為心肌梗塞和第二次中風變成全身癱瘓,每天只能躺在床上看著天花板上華麗的吊燈。
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我才相信,世上真是有報應的。
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如果不是,為什麼我因為癌症蔓延全身,身體上可以切除的器官全部都切除了,現在只餘下頭顱抽滿喉管還是不能死去?
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突然耳邊傳來歌聲,「恭祝你福壽與天齊,慶賀你生辰快樂,年年都有今日,歲歲都有今朝,恭喜您,恭喜您。」
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「太太婆生日快樂!祝你長命二百歲!你放心,現在科技很發達的,我們用盡方法都一定會讓你活下去的!讓你可以看見玄孫、來孫、昆孫⋯⋯」
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「⋯靠,看什麼玄孫來孫,太太婆眼睛一早因為癌症切除掉了!不孝曾孫!拍完照快點走吧,看見她就不開胃。」
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「吓,那你叫我唱什麼生日歌?她耳朵還聽得見嗎?」
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「是唱給她聽嗎?是為了拍片啊死蠢!走吧走吧,蛋糕都拿走,她這模樣能吃嗎?」
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「哈哈,也是,她像極萬聖節那些嚇人道具。」
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「哦~你這樣說太太婆!小心有報應!」
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「你才有報應,哈哈⋯⋯」
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我眼角不禁流下淚水,原來最惡毒的說話,是祝人「長命百歲」⋯⋯
——還有誰想祝我長命百歲,百病纏身嗎?
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