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【需要繩子做什麼?迴紋針給你用如何】8964 copyright protection573PENANABS9JvjCoiB 維尼
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【什麼?….你】8964 copyright protection573PENANAZPp4lplz1W 維尼
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司機從上衣內袋拿出手槍,但這也在我的預料之中8964 copyright protection573PENANAx8gicmSOBj 維尼
我將被拉斷的迴紋針鐵絲卡在槍的某個位置,槍變得不能使用8964 copyright protection573PENANASCmyp8ASk5 維尼
【窩草,還有這種操作?】8964 copyright protection573PENANAI9tTXP1tow 維尼
然後賞他ㄧ個1432度飛躍級迴旋踢,他就這麼不醒人事了。8964 copyright protection573PENANAILE0Swyu1e 維尼
【哼,拉基】8964 copyright protection573PENANAm21d0QpmMv 維尼
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做一下伸展運動,讓肌肉舒緩一下好了。8964 copyright protection573PENANAdXRgRAgQKG 維尼
【不許動!!】8964 copyright protection573PENANAHtIIfmwFXo 維尼
在我附近看熱鬧的人圍了三大圈,警察也來了。8964 copyright protection573PENANAZbWyfnsCOU 維尼
【我們以現行殺人犯的罪名將你帶捕】8964 copyright protection573PENANA3kTX0w46hk 維尼
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在我還沒開始解釋前,就被上了手銬,強押至警車裡。8964 copyright protection573PENANAjCtAfCblIn 維尼
當天晚上,我進了監獄,連法庭都沒上過。8964 copyright protection573PENANAbau6WigXKM 維尼
【花惹發,我是清白的】8964 copyright protection573PENANACqNjAtbNgv 維尼
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【哼,這個國家真是越來越荒謬了,我只不過是搶了同學的布丁,就這麼被關了10年】8964 copyright protection573PENANAwnaD9qWeAd 維尼
【唔…】8964 copyright protection573PENANAFulYdy0Uch 維尼
巡邏官來了8964 copyright protection573PENANAeejqT7n0H4 維尼
【你就是今天入住的殺人犯對吧,名字叫什麼】8964 copyright protection573PENANAbz4sSh2FmX 維尼
【我不是殺人犯,快放我出去】8964 copyright protection573PENANAntq3uyL7ds 維尼
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但是被巡邏官ㄧ個制伏,壓倒在地。8964 copyright protection573PENANAgxudTZz5oO 維尼
【想要離開嗎?鑰匙就在我手上,來搶阿,哈哈哈哈】8964 copyright protection573PENANAFW5DpoTIdR 維尼
但是我現在沒辦法動,行動被封死了。577Please respect copyright.PENANAGfGvS5xMV9
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【草】8964 copyright protection573PENANARuao1zf752 維尼
【喂,看這裡】577Please respect copyright.PENANAm6HGlKzXLV
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是我對面的人打來的pass577Please respect copyright.PENANAWQEMDyVgt0
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巡邏官沒有被吸引注意力,不愧是巡邏官,發現這只是個啞炮。577Please respect copyright.PENANADE87uuBNbE
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出乎意料的不知道什麼飛過來,命中了巡邏官的頸部。577Please respect copyright.PENANA9RvtqPKagi
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巡邏官倒下了。577Please respect copyright.PENANAbLpAwHbTQL
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(好像是什麼注射器的針頭)577Please respect copyright.PENANAWuymytHnXS
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原來不是啞炮,我順利的得到了鑰匙。8964 copyright protection573PENANAOVe1GjkaRL 維尼
出了鐵門後,順便再重新把鐵門鎖上。577Please respect copyright.PENANAP7b6VkHHOm
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【這下子換你坐牢了,誰叫你那麼囂張,噗】577Please respect copyright.PENANAdWIbUmPwha
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放下被我反鎖的巡邏官不理,當然,幫我ㄧ把的前輩也是要放出來的拉。577Please respect copyright.PENANAL1HN2kbbQk
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我也解開了他的房門。577Please respect copyright.PENANA1HNfCo80TO
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【多謝了阿】577Please respect copyright.PENANAJmJpWylOjG
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【小事ㄧ樁,其他人呢,要放他們出來嗎】577Please respect copyright.PENANAm5I0Sbra9P
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【不知道…】577Please respect copyright.PENANAKxXquqx2zf
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既然不知道,那就由我做決定吧。577Please respect copyright.PENANANsoBtrmB5H
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【各位,別睡了,看我這邊喔】577Please respect copyright.PENANAUOtK9rAHuP
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拿著手上的鑰匙577Please respect copyright.PENANAhMzl7I3kQ1
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【【哦哦哦哦】】577Please respect copyright.PENANAOGw7WRrplO
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囚犯們彷彿看到沙漠中的綠洲577Please respect copyright.PENANA3FZ3ZhHGbK
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【沒錯,這就是牢房的鑰匙,接下來說出你們喜歡的事物】577Please respect copyright.PENANAfFypv67b7d
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【蘿莉】8964 copyright protection573PENANA2VR6UgVDZf 維尼
其中ㄧ位囚犯最先回應了我577Please respect copyright.PENANA5wkWMA112P
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看來是蘿莉控,我決定放他出來577Please respect copyright.PENANAhouqqiq7gL
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【唔哦哦哦哦,ㄧ生無悔控羅莉】577Please respect copyright.PENANAFwB4eHkEkc
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接下來的人也陸續的回應我8964 copyright protection573PENANAagVIJqPl7o 維尼
【小妹妹】577Please respect copyright.PENANACDhXRrAJiL
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【大腿】8964 copyright protection573PENANAQ8InwaXvSQ 維尼
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【禦姊】8964 copyright protection573PENANA2qqLaaXM6x 維尼
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【摳腳大漢】.8964 copyright protection573PENANAd9E1ffsqvK 維尼
好,全部人都放出來了,我真為我的效率感到佩服,等下,摳腳大漢是什麼鬼577Please respect copyright.PENANAvQGKFuKDR0
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【但是,外面守備森嚴,這樣出去ㄧ定會被抓到】前輩說道577Please respect copyright.PENANAOSPEwXccSe
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【沒辦法,只好使出那ㄧ招了】8964 copyright protection573PENANAnjPnGIKAze 維尼
身為黑暗龍捲風的我,其實有隱藏的絕招,那是我常年騷擾小學生鍛鍊出的究極體術奧義。577Please respect copyright.PENANAQlxPmuQrZG
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【聽好了,大夥,在我出去後,你們就跟上我的腳步】577Please respect copyright.PENANAsykIAtsTn4
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眾人聽著我的話嚥下了唾液,如今我取得了他們的信任,大夥決定把希望都壓在我身上了。577Please respect copyright.PENANA9KVpdKYR5g
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【好,要出發了,都做好準備了嗎】577Please respect copyright.PENANAb991fnrNgi
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【OK,隨時都可以】577Please respect copyright.PENANArJ7tFTVqwi
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ㄧ團人擠在監獄入口處的門,我拿著手上的鑰匙,準備把門打開。577Please respect copyright.PENANA2Zo4HCFC5y
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我把門打開,往外面跑577Please respect copyright.PENANA0VAKeflzdM
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【GO!】577Please respect copyright.PENANAzfY15Rx88V
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後面ㄧ大群人跟著我577Please respect copyright.PENANAECwuvHw0Qu
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遇到了在入口處的守備頭577Please respect copyright.PENANAqTrPaf12uD
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守備頭拿起了手上的廣播8964 copyright protection573PENANAGbPG6cyFXc 維尼
【是集體逃獄!各樓警備員,攜帶槍械前往壓制,關閉逃生入口】577Please respect copyright.PENANA35K56505BK
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然後拿起手槍,指向我們,但他只有一個,寡不敵眾,連槍都沒握好就被我們碾壓過去,踩在地上577Please respect copyright.PENANA2lYovV5RQD
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我搶走了他手中的通信器,然後開始鬼吼鬼叫577Please respect copyright.PENANArtuago7KPs
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【嗚喔,哇阿,逃獄計畫失敗拉,沒想到他有機關槍,我們都死光光啦】577Please respect copyright.PENANA9xk2bfzoyX
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然後大夥兒還是卯起來往前衝,只是警備沒有想像中的森嚴,也沒有把入口給關閉。577Please respect copyright.PENANAszXi0JPhjs
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來到一樓,眼前就是通往自由的大門。577Please respect copyright.PENANAdh7tvTgAhE
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滿滿的警衛577Please respect copyright.PENANAFWZeZtJ7fG
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【都到這裡了,怎麼能善罷甘休】577Please respect copyright.PENANAiEITLE2iuU
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幫我一把的前輩這麼說道577Please respect copyright.PENANAKdhie53F6Q
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警衛通通舉起了槍,看來這次是來真的577Please respect copyright.PENANAJJ7lda8XTy
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【我就是這次逃獄計畫的頭目】8964 copyright protection573PENANAmfuyAndI2e 維尼
我舉起雙手,向前走去577Please respect copyright.PENANAANyZSESszU
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【不準動,再走一步我就開槍了】8964 copyright protection573PENANAxLsORHCn36 維尼
我停下了腳步577Please respect copyright.PENANA1dungLkXFM
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【看來是沒轍了,對不起了各位】8964 copyright protection573PENANARjMIUWrU53 維尼
嘴上這麼說,我用手臂向背後打了暗號,不過只有會臂語的盲人才看得懂577Please respect copyright.PENANAva8n8VbRq5
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有人讀懂了我的暗號,並向大夥示意。577Please respect copyright.PENANAA1o3HsQcaX
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3577Please respect copyright.PENANAgx4qhuryaG
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GO577Please respect copyright.PENANANdTNnSkxAF
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大夥開始往前衝577Please respect copyright.PENANAfhaqSxyf4O
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警備員扣下了板機,但是在那同時577Please respect copyright.PENANAKEnuQ93LTp
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【超必殺!!無限大龍捲】577Please respect copyright.PENANAEfReSff6tk
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我消失得無影無蹤,脫光了在場所有警備員的衣褲,然後華麗的在門口擺了個pose577Please respect copyright.PENANAWOUV5TO7mI
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【……………………….】577Please respect copyright.PENANA7NY5vIIZVZ
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【雖然好下流可是謝謝拉,幫大忙了】577Please respect copyright.PENANAGDUSHKoalY
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趁著混亂,大家都順利逃獄成功了。8964 copyright protection573PENANA4pkVK0KtKT 維尼
在那之後,我有了450人的粉絲後援會,同時也上了鳳梨日報頭條。8964 copyright protection573PENANAB9o3bPvxWk 維尼
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