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但是我現在沒辦法動,行動被封死了。577Please respect copyright.PENANA4YHaGCJveL
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【草】8964 copyright protection573PENANAoyDie1DTdM 維尼
【喂,看這裡】577Please respect copyright.PENANAhTG7qwPW0c
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是我對面的人打來的pass577Please respect copyright.PENANAIWeArHGInP
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巡邏官沒有被吸引注意力,不愧是巡邏官,發現這只是個啞炮。577Please respect copyright.PENANAXVN6R2EC98
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出乎意料的不知道什麼飛過來,命中了巡邏官的頸部。577Please respect copyright.PENANASnJDzqeegR
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巡邏官倒下了。577Please respect copyright.PENANAh5pHNFEu1S
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(好像是什麼注射器的針頭)577Please respect copyright.PENANAH5Liz6XuRl
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原來不是啞炮,我順利的得到了鑰匙。8964 copyright protection573PENANAh1mBuaphf1 維尼
出了鐵門後,順便再重新把鐵門鎖上。577Please respect copyright.PENANAVGhwiaVrqA
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【這下子換你坐牢了,誰叫你那麼囂張,噗】577Please respect copyright.PENANA9GU7IL0jZI
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放下被我反鎖的巡邏官不理,當然,幫我ㄧ把的前輩也是要放出來的拉。577Please respect copyright.PENANAvidzECVJdo
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我也解開了他的房門。577Please respect copyright.PENANA2RWTQCGejP
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【多謝了阿】577Please respect copyright.PENANAItr19wQG7q
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【小事ㄧ樁,其他人呢,要放他們出來嗎】577Please respect copyright.PENANAa8RFk7XIvJ
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【不知道…】577Please respect copyright.PENANADfN8WG4RAz
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既然不知道,那就由我做決定吧。577Please respect copyright.PENANAdbz60tbvxf
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【各位,別睡了,看我這邊喔】577Please respect copyright.PENANAvphGnVEO2U
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拿著手上的鑰匙577Please respect copyright.PENANARsf6ozcBVB
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【【哦哦哦哦】】577Please respect copyright.PENANAlGhiTKE20E
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囚犯們彷彿看到沙漠中的綠洲577Please respect copyright.PENANAC2HhYo96Qf
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【沒錯,這就是牢房的鑰匙,接下來說出你們喜歡的事物】577Please respect copyright.PENANA7FKxQPcqKu
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【蘿莉】8964 copyright protection573PENANAPbls8zD6bR 維尼
其中ㄧ位囚犯最先回應了我577Please respect copyright.PENANAsmU68enmpl
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看來是蘿莉控,我決定放他出來577Please respect copyright.PENANAnNeRhIWnuS
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【唔哦哦哦哦,ㄧ生無悔控羅莉】577Please respect copyright.PENANAwziYJvQGSf
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【小妹妹】577Please respect copyright.PENANArPWmaK6K4V
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【大腿】8964 copyright protection573PENANABp51La5GGd 維尼
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好,全部人都放出來了,我真為我的效率感到佩服,等下,摳腳大漢是什麼鬼577Please respect copyright.PENANACtvrSYcHYy
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【但是,外面守備森嚴,這樣出去ㄧ定會被抓到】前輩說道577Please respect copyright.PENANAbrqjNU5jgW
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【沒辦法,只好使出那ㄧ招了】8964 copyright protection573PENANAryitMhnJFs 維尼
身為黑暗龍捲風的我,其實有隱藏的絕招,那是我常年騷擾小學生鍛鍊出的究極體術奧義。577Please respect copyright.PENANABEGZ5mBeMd
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【聽好了,大夥,在我出去後,你們就跟上我的腳步】577Please respect copyright.PENANAHt2miDMDTd
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眾人聽著我的話嚥下了唾液,如今我取得了他們的信任,大夥決定把希望都壓在我身上了。577Please respect copyright.PENANAOl2Kedfy0G
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【好,要出發了,都做好準備了嗎】577Please respect copyright.PENANA1imcZB3roO
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【OK,隨時都可以】577Please respect copyright.PENANAGEBW9128nF
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ㄧ團人擠在監獄入口處的門,我拿著手上的鑰匙,準備把門打開。577Please respect copyright.PENANAEIrge9XFFn
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我把門打開,往外面跑577Please respect copyright.PENANA8Hgfk3OEug
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【GO!】577Please respect copyright.PENANA4OePmKUwuG
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後面ㄧ大群人跟著我577Please respect copyright.PENANA17gnIAZ1Eu
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遇到了在入口處的守備頭577Please respect copyright.PENANAuRZNcjMP4m
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守備頭拿起了手上的廣播8964 copyright protection573PENANAswrYA0amuC 維尼
【是集體逃獄!各樓警備員,攜帶槍械前往壓制,關閉逃生入口】577Please respect copyright.PENANAYFhiF491BF
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然後拿起手槍,指向我們,但他只有一個,寡不敵眾,連槍都沒握好就被我們碾壓過去,踩在地上577Please respect copyright.PENANAQe88Or61eT
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我搶走了他手中的通信器,然後開始鬼吼鬼叫577Please respect copyright.PENANAmCxgyevGT7
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【嗚喔,哇阿,逃獄計畫失敗拉,沒想到他有機關槍,我們都死光光啦】577Please respect copyright.PENANAZsJ0a0RnHI
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然後大夥兒還是卯起來往前衝,只是警備沒有想像中的森嚴,也沒有把入口給關閉。577Please respect copyright.PENANAXHXF0eh8OI
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來到一樓,眼前就是通往自由的大門。577Please respect copyright.PENANAjzoWwGt9lF
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滿滿的警衛577Please respect copyright.PENANAVkuXaiJtwz
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【都到這裡了,怎麼能善罷甘休】577Please respect copyright.PENANAbVd2kXgYRP
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幫我一把的前輩這麼說道577Please respect copyright.PENANAejrcF9VomY
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警衛通通舉起了槍,看來這次是來真的577Please respect copyright.PENANA8AKFmR0CTU
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【我就是這次逃獄計畫的頭目】8964 copyright protection573PENANAkVBJupPciZ 維尼
我舉起雙手,向前走去577Please respect copyright.PENANA1xMgBQOR2c
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【不準動,再走一步我就開槍了】8964 copyright protection573PENANAicx8hZgi54 維尼
我停下了腳步577Please respect copyright.PENANAnc1a0Fw25h
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【看來是沒轍了,對不起了各位】8964 copyright protection573PENANATmZEGHyx9d 維尼
嘴上這麼說,我用手臂向背後打了暗號,不過只有會臂語的盲人才看得懂577Please respect copyright.PENANA2TccnDBVjf
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有人讀懂了我的暗號,並向大夥示意。577Please respect copyright.PENANAnanttvrBK6
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3577Please respect copyright.PENANAr3rSU3VkUd
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2577Please respect copyright.PENANAXv8gw21Wqt
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GO577Please respect copyright.PENANAdY74bDPnfy
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大夥開始往前衝577Please respect copyright.PENANAsUdUVp0DDk
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警備員扣下了板機,但是在那同時577Please respect copyright.PENANA6ewafFXDxU
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【超必殺!!無限大龍捲】577Please respect copyright.PENANAPlCb3NpC7i
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我消失得無影無蹤,脫光了在場所有警備員的衣褲,然後華麗的在門口擺了個pose577Please respect copyright.PENANAu113zdOt73
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【……………………….】577Please respect copyright.PENANAlCMZKVqUnG
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【雖然好下流可是謝謝拉,幫大忙了】577Please respect copyright.PENANAm6KWjG5gRd
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趁著混亂,大家都順利逃獄成功了。8964 copyright protection573PENANALIcZmXUrNP 維尼
在那之後,我有了450人的粉絲後援會,同時也上了鳳梨日報頭條。8964 copyright protection573PENANAa7Opp6ha8S 維尼
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