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No Plagiarism!HxuKnWNfw8Hep5sIgmiMposted on PENANA 以前我就經常被朋友打鬧說不像一個正常的女孩子。8964 copyright protection87PENANAvFCaGmN7Jd 維尼
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大學時期,我的三個室友每天跟她們男朋友膩歪的時候,我一個人每天上網衝浪當網民;她們關注的時尚首飾、我看的外國迷因。8964 copyright protection87PENANAxSHWrLl5kH 維尼
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「柳清梅,妳有時候會不會覺得自己的名字跟妳本人很不配啊?」8964 copyright protection87PENANAJ46GeMVnV2 維尼
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跟我最聊得來的室友許湘楠站在我的身後這樣問我。彼時,我看著自己筆電的螢幕畫面中的外國人搞笑影片,搖搖頭道:「從沒想過。」8964 copyright protection87PENANA3vvCX27qYq 維尼
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我的短馬尾掃到許湘楠臉上,兩下就把她趕走了。8964 copyright protection87PENANA7PaHcGoTDo 維尼
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我們今年大四,已經找到實習工作的我空閒時間就是上網衝浪。我在網上的帳號就叫做「老梅」,會利用這個身份講一些笑話、或是分享外國迷因,搞一些小翻譯之類的。這種小興趣其實維持很久,回想起來,大概是壓力很大的一年級時培養出來的發洩管道。8964 copyright protection87PENANASCqKPmhwjl 維尼
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我敲擊著鍵盤,突然手機有電話打來,我趕緊停下手邊的工作接起。8964 copyright protection87PENANA9CxBrjQncU 維尼
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半晌,我反應過來才喊道:「……媽……」8964 copyright protection87PENANABBs1DzRAAq 維尼
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好傢伙,我接起來才發現是家裡母上打來的。8964 copyright protection87PENANAZ5hiIRcG6o 維尼
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「講話有氣無力、有氣無力的,整天都在做什麼!」8964 copyright protection87PENANAWMS9HqAFRe 維尼
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我媽宏亮的聲音傳來,嚇得我再將手機提離耳朵遠些。幾個室友正商量待會兒去哪裡吃飯,被我手機中傳來的渾厚嗓音驚得頓時不敢出聲。8964 copyright protection87PENANAvXOpUWtGHO 維尼
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連忙向室友們眼神道歉後,我輕聲回應:「媽,打來有什麼話要說嗎?」8964 copyright protection87PENANAc2YS8H4J4X 維尼
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「我說我給妳安排了一個相親,這週末立刻滾回來!」8964 copyright protection87PENANAZQUTIC4vs5 維尼
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相親?8964 copyright protection87PENANAjg3MRA7fxC 維尼
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「媽,我都還沒畢業……」8964 copyright protection87PENANAlL7pz6eBpz 維尼
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「墨墨跡跡,妳這個樣子我還盼妳自己能找到男朋友帶回家?」8964 copyright protection87PENANAChM0jhAe4W 維尼
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我看了看鏡中,自己身上的素衣和為了舒適穿的真理短褲,怕熱隨便夾起的頭髮還有幾縷沒有被綁起、散落在肩上的自己,確實沒有什麼好反駁的。大學四年快結束,我還是母胎單身來著。8964 copyright protection87PENANAjEDOQpk1iS 維尼
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後面就是一連串什麼時候相親、在哪裡碰面、對方的名字什麼的,為了讓我媽趕快掛掉電話,我只能連連點頭說好。8964 copyright protection87PENANACCdtSiokvq 維尼
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終於,等到我媽放過我的耳朵,我才滿眼都是求助的眼神看向室友們。8964 copyright protection87PENANAFD17Ez7FAp 維尼
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「妳別這樣看我們。」8964 copyright protection87PENANA9gRmYFZpog 維尼
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許湘楠站在另外兩個室友身前,直面我這樣說到。8964 copyright protection87PENANAZ9g2DCBy7l 維尼
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「我為什麼要相親啊我才二十二嗚嗚嗚──」8964 copyright protection87PENANAZWqxjHy2Br 維尼
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晚餐時間,心情不美麗的我抱著快要被喝光的啤酒瓶訴苦。我不喜歡喝啤酒,但此刻只有苦到不行的啤酒能讓我變成口無遮攔的酒鬼。8964 copyright protection87PENANA6sHmmXganM 維尼
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身旁的室友們面有難色,畢竟她們的交往似乎都非常穩定,其中一個甚至穩定工作以後就準備跟男友同居結婚一條龍。8964 copyright protection87PENANAn3xyS43Qog 維尼
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許湘楠嘴裡還叼著豬肉,拍拍我的肩膀表面安慰到:「那妳就用行動證明妳還不想相親,把對方嚇走就好啦!」8964 copyright protection87PENANAOqeV1avTt3 維尼
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另兩個室友點頭附和:「小說不都那麼寫嗎?打扮得很醜去,然後用各種不禮貌的行為嚇對方,搞不好對方也就對妳失望了啊!」8964 copyright protection87PENANAFBwzoL3Syg 維尼
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信了她們的邪,回家相親那天,我穿了我弟的超醜動漫T和鮮豔大紅色的短褲,頭髮沒有整理,油頭上場。坐在了約定的咖啡廳角落,我看著相親對象的臉書資訊。8964 copyright protection87PENANAiGKW1gOFxt 維尼
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他叫做夏葵,今年即將要二十五,還挺年輕。他的臉書公開版面很乾淨,大部分都是分享一些時事或是聚餐的打卡,頭貼是一張他的半臉和貓咪的照片。8964 copyright protection87PENANAWO4YV9GNMG 維尼
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貓咪啊……我看著他的頭貼中那隻全身黑、眼睛透亮的小貓咪,好心動。8964 copyright protection87PENANAaBdAAohZnu 維尼
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夏葵:妳到了嗎?8964 copyright protection87PENANA5oVs7M1lVr 維尼
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訊息大頭跳出時,我還在偷看他的貓咪照片。手忙腳亂地,我點開訊息欄回應:到啦。你呢?8964 copyright protection87PENANAxRdWIWQIPy 維尼
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夏葵:快到了。8964 copyright protection87PENANAAbZI1VBiuZ 維尼
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我的心兒不爭氣地蹦蹦跳著。並不是因為我想要討好他而緊張,而是想到等一下要依照誇張的劇本真實排演我就緊張的想吐。8964 copyright protection87PENANAAMrIfqON63 維尼
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很快,一個身影站在了我的桌旁,我下意識隨著影子抬頭一看,室內還戴著墨鏡和大遮陽帽的男人正看著我。8964 copyright protection87PENANA7XxLBz4aCP 維尼
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「……那個……」我被嚇得不輕,直到他居然在我面前就坐,我才反應過來。8964 copyright protection87PENANAuN4Us5S9TT 維尼
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「您、您是夏葵嗎?」8964 copyright protection87PENANArAkTzB4zvx 維尼
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「嗯。」8964 copyright protection87PENANAQZMSuClrM0 維尼
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我看了看夏葵的裝扮,那比我更浮誇。臉上遮掩嚴實就算了,衣服還是破舊的灰色大衣跟不搭嘎的深綠色軍褲,坐在桌子旁了還沒有要脫下的意思。看著他的衣裝,我一時間忘記自己要幹嘛,單純覺得自己好像要熱出汗了。8964 copyright protection87PENANAB1JeuD0cYL 維尼
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「你不熱啊?」8964 copyright protection87PENANAp1x3p9L4co 維尼
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等到第一杯咖啡上來時,我才鼓起勇氣開口。8964 copyright protection87PENANAScQ921lSBt 維尼
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「還好。」夏葵很快大口吸著咖啡,我能隱約看見他脖子邊一滴滴熱汗,睜眼說瞎話呢。8964 copyright protection87PENANAx7UKaBmEX2 維尼
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一陣尷尬的寧靜,是夏葵努力打破這片沉默。8964 copyright protection87PENANAz7NWXegpCV 維尼
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「妳興趣是什麼?」8964 copyright protection87PENANAw8KkjQ8aHY 維尼
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終於來到相親環節了。我在腦海中搜尋這一堆搬不上檯面的興趣,隨意道:「我喜歡宅在家裡看日劇!最喜歡看男女主黏在一起的劇情!男男也很好!」8964 copyright protection87PENANAr5d6MTde2w 維尼
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我想男生應該不會喜歡這款女性,能編的都一起編進去了。8964 copyright protection87PENANA0hHvdxYjDz 維尼
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「還有我的理想型是菅田將暉那種男生,能打能撩還要會點變身,不然入不了本小姐的眼。」講到這裡,我依照自己撰寫的劇本挺了挺近乎平坦的胸口,為了凸顯衣服上的美少女戰士T。8964 copyright protection87PENANAbN5VlLIytj 維尼
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夏葵似乎被我的熱情震懾住,微張的嘴巴都來不及收起。8964 copyright protection87PENANAPzRYxm25aL 維尼
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「……柳小姐的興趣很有意思。」8964 copyright protection87PENANAWou1XKUIl9 維尼
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反應跟我想得不一樣啊,救救我啊許湘楠同學。8964 copyright protection87PENANAsmaJvdC1vk 維尼
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我預想中是他對我大失所望,一臉嫌棄地匆匆喝完咖啡就離場的。只見夏葵喝咖啡的動作變得緩慢許多,我尷尬的都快炸毛,撈過我的冰咖啡也開始喝。8964 copyright protection87PENANAdwgi6MzOTA 維尼
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