入到房後，Veronica喺半推半就嘅情況下，幫我除褲打飛機。313Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9pKnFL3XHP
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我打蛇隨棍上，想氹佢用口幫我。313Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrJ4FsrFvGD
對方卻一口拒絕：「唔得，講過結左婚先幫你用口架嘛，你想我用口嘅話，咁你就快啲娶我啦。」313Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTfVoXOgoVN
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「我都想呀，不過都要等我地買到樓先結到。」我答。313Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLc9WRxi5gC
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「又係呢一句，點解一定買樓啫？租樓都得架。」313Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmzaWUsDOKm
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我無聽錯，大家都無聽錯，Veronica真係無樓都肯嫁俾我，無奈礙於附喺我身上嘅家族毒咒，唔係嘅話，我諗我早早就買左戒指求婚。313Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMkCtP2uVLE
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「仲咩唔出聲啊輝輝？唔通你唔想同我結婚？」Veronica扁嘴，縮開手停左落嚟。313Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ12OsUIQO0D
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「梗係唔係，我講過話同你結婚就肯定會同你結婚。」313Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡesOy5IcJFJ
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「你次次都咁講，但又成日得個講字，究竟你幾時先真係娶我架？」佢追問。313Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0ChuqJjq3K
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「快架啦，總之你放心，我一定會同你結婚！」313Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡoaexs735AG
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「快即係幾時啫？你唔講咁我就唔幫你，哼！」佢鼓埋泡腮，翹起雙手問我。313Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPc1kj4Ovgw
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呢刻嘅我谷精上腦，為左出火，有理無理求其噏啲嘢氹住對方先：「今年！今年內我一定娶你！」313Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡr14qWWrG7D
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「你話架，今年內結婚，你唔好呃我！」313Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgmGtqslbrQ
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「全部係真話，絕無半點虛言，咁我地依家可以繼續未？」我「細佬」已翹首等待暢快嘅摩擦。313Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmgfZg0fZ0l
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「哈哈！係真嘅先好講，講得出就唔好反口！」Veronica笑左一聲，伸手摸落嚟。313Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqTtE9UPo6f
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爽到我忍唔住發出呻吟，但就喺一個咁快樂嘅時刻，個肚突然發出咕咕聲。313Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxvuIwt0VmH
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仆街！絞肚痛！313Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1xvJhJFLUw
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「輝輝，你無嘢呀嘛？」313Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRvregVk8IB
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「我個肚…肚…肚…好痛…」313Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfqDi7KSl0m
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我掩住個肚，表情扭曲，褲都嚟唔切著，衝入廁所，一邊屙個肚一邊絞住咁痛。313Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRl8irUq7jj
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莫非係啱先食左啲壽司刺身，所以搞到肚痛？唔係喎，Veronica都有份食，而佢一啲事都無。313Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡB4NxOVVuT8
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唉！我知啦！肯定係因為日頭飲左嗰啲生雞血。313Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNEdL5aapy2
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頂佢個肺！嗰個道士果然真係江湖騙子，掠左我皮幾嘢都算，家陣仲搞到我又肚屙又肚痛。313Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8YkPBAPlK5
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「輝輝，你無事呀嘛？」Veronica喺廁所門口問。313Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRSe58nDHWQ
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「無…無事…」講完呢句，我掩住個肚繼續屙。313Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3fDKlmYJtA
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之後成晚落嚟，我屙左七八次，屙到腳都軟埋。313Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrpg9LUQKNq
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Veronica一早就喺我張床度訓著左，本來我應該係開開心心咁出火，而唔係屙到出水。313Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9NYXfpFNei
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我摷勻屋企個藥箱，揾到盒喇叭牌正露丸，啪左幾粒後，先勉強叫做止到肚痛。313Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgsNYt5wYzr
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望下個鐘，差唔多凌晨三點半，屙到無曬力嘅我攤落床，好快就訓著左。313Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdpx2fuONC0
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訓左無幾個鐘，大約朝早七點，我個肚又再痛過，痛到我醒左。313Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXuF08wOUyl
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當我擘大眼時，發現隔籬嘅Veronica無左人影。313Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTd9hPeWokA
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對方喺枕頭貼左張字條，寫住：「輝輝，我返屋企換衫沖涼先，你慢慢訓。」313Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7IGPGzGJx6
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我睇完就放低張字條，又仆去廁所解決。313Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIzYovQYv6b
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最後真係屙到頂唔順，請左假去睇急症。313Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYm1TNXOni5
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原本朝早有個緊急會議都無去開，俾上司「柄」左一大餐。313Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNfn6HUGLX2
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醫生檢查過後，話我急性腸胃炎，結果我住左兩日醫院先好返。313Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡK4aCtNA1ym
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一日最衰係小曼，帶我去見埋啲神棍，搞到我無得同Veronica「依泣」，仲累到我俾上司鬧兼且住左兩日院，認真無好帶挈。313Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhlj5TMglYq
出院後返工第一日，我約小曼出嚟食lunch。313Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMz4lZSCtoc
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我同佢都喺觀塘返工，間唔中都會約出嚟一齊食晏。313Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKsUMlYDHbP
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我地多數係去工廠區某間冰室，貪啲嘢抵食夾大件。313Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJYzinMdIIW
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「…唔怪得呢幾日都揾你唔到，原來你入左院咁大獲。」313Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVD1dMPyGKS
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「咪多得你好帶挈囉，都唔知你揾嗰個係咩道士，逼我飲埋啲生雞血，搞到我腸胃炎，個肚足足痛左幾日呀陰功。」313Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3daRsaToeh
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「咁都入我數？話唔定肚痛係解咒嘅一部分呢？」313Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSp6O0rrUMH
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「我就話條友擺明就係假道士昆錢，根本就唔識解咒。」313Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXel4iIj7ci
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「呢個師傅唔得，咪揾下個囉。」小曼含住飲筒，飲一啖凍檸茶。313Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfUtCIpzpI7
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「咪搞我，見過一次鬼仲唔怕黑，到時又遇到神棍，咪又瀨多次嘢。」313Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqiTPjwwYZk
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「隨你啦，反正係你話想解咒同Veronica結婚，咁我先幫你。」313Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfPnooOEUDh
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我吞一啖飯，「唉」左一聲：「講起結婚就煩，呢排Veronica又催婚，我同佢講話等買到樓先結，佢就答我租樓都無所謂，我聽完都唔知比咩反應好。」313Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDom1BxQMyE
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「咪直接同佢坦白囉，你話你背負住家族詛咒，唔可以同唔係處女嘅女人結婚，否則就命仔不保。」313Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡguzwBfakj1
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「呢啲說話講出嚟邊有人信，講真嗰句，如果唔係親眼見過，我自己都唔會信。」313Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡblpP1tmylM
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中學嗰陣，我同唔少人講過家族毒咒嘅事，問佢地信唔信，大部分人聽完都當我鳩噏，信嘅五隻手指數得曬，小曼都算係其中一個。313Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡuGW5CT7vdC
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我飲啖可樂繼續講：「查實諗嚟諗去，始終都係覺得，如果時光可以倒流嘅話就最好，等我喺Veronica隻豬俾人食左之前捷足先登，到時自己老婆嘅處變左係自己破嘅，咁結婚就肯定無問題。」313Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9KRzeyjasP
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同非處女結婚結唯一條件就係，女方個處要係自己破嘅。313Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8fNAxmxDhA
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小曼開完笑咁話：「你試下對住前面，大嗌一聲『哈利路亞 Chance』，話唔定真係穿越到過去，哈哈！」313Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLnxuxykBsG
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「哈你個頭，有咩咁好笑，家下啲科技一日千里，你唔俾過多兩年『Elon Mask』發明到時光機架？」313Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMJHD1g1HBq
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「哈哈！人地叫Elon Musk，唔係Mask囉，你連個名都讀錯，人地點肯幫你發明時光機！」313Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlfnAjuvjOa
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「頂，一時講錯啫…」313Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRaalpSQ6uH
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「叮！」小曼嘅電話突然響起收到message嘅聲音。313Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUTySqbHGpr
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佢拎起電話望左一眼，跟住無回覆就放返低喺檯面。313Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡY11Jf34Rz9
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