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EP15 ‧ 解夢約瑟4:吃香喝辣作怪夢!8964 copyright protection185PENANAPipgB040LL 維尼
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接續上一集的故事,當夜深人靜,所有犯人都躺下休息時,兩名被法老王關進地牢裡的官員,朝正在和典獄長聊天的約瑟走過來,其中一名叫做「吃香」,是專門管理皇宮中的所有廚師,當法老王想吃蛋糕,「吃香」就負責找人做蛋糕,法老王想吃肉包,「吃香」就負責找人揉麵團、剁豬肉、切高麗菜,但假使法老王想吃牛排,那可得費功夫了,因為「吃香」得去牧場找牛、抓牛,才能禮拜一吃牛下巴,禮拜二吃牛鼻子,禮拜三吃牛眼珠,禮拜四吃牛耳朵,8964 copyright protection185PENANAGBh8QVlkn5 維尼
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喝辣:「喂!等等,你怎麼都在吃牛的臉?好變態。」8964 copyright protection185PENANAmxLbvhpnG4 維尼
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「吃香」立刻回答:8964 copyright protection185PENANAci6mPnxI0I 維尼
「哎悠悠,我說你這個名叫「喝辣」的小官,還是先管好自己吧!法老王從小最討厭辣,一聽見飯裡有辣,就生氣、推桌子、劈椅子,而偏偏你的名字叫做「喝辣」,矮由,小心哪天把你也給劈了!」8964 copyright protection185PENANABct8Zc8F3D 維尼
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「喝辣」在皇宮中的任務,是當法老王想喝葡萄酒時,就去摘美味香濃的葡萄,製作成葡萄酒,當法老王想喝雞尾酒時,就摘些蘋果、柳丁,打開一瓶雪碧,加上冰塊端出去,禮拜一端甜酒,禮拜二端酸酒,禮拜三喝天長地久,禮拜四喝到底還要等多久,8964 copyright protection185PENANAQTaRyegYtj 維尼
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「哎悠悠,甚麼亂七八糟的飲料?乾脆你給法老王喝五六七八〝九〞,然後一起玩扮家家〝酒〞算了。」8964 copyright protection185PENANA4kMvpSOfbu 維尼
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「嗯,很有道理,如果陪法老王玩扮家家酒,讓他開心,說不定就饒了我們兩個,」8964 copyright protection185PENANAZY2txuUS9M 維尼
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吃香聽完喝辣的回答之後,說:8964 copyright protection185PENANAMrGSyRbMJ5 維尼
「扮家家酒雖然只是角色扮演,但萬一不小心演錯,可是會掉腦袋的。」8964 copyright protection185PENANAoMNIuxpEJ0 維尼
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「拜託,演個戲有甚麼難?」8964 copyright protection185PENANAJLuwVKLTpF 維尼
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「好,那我出題目考考你,假如你現在正在跟法老王玩,那王子和僕人你會選哪一個?」8964 copyright protection185PENANAI4ZMnziyO6 維尼
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「我會選王子!」8964 copyright protection185PENANAdoTpZVTAVd 維尼
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「那有錢的老闆,和穿熊貓裝送貨的,你會選哪一個?」8964 copyright protection185PENANABm8CU216Bx 維尼
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「ㄘㄟˊ,當然是選有錢的老闆啊!」8964 copyright protection185PENANA5NaFnC2IqG 維尼
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「唉,連續選錯兩次,你的腦袋還能留在脖子上嗎?」8964 copyright protection185PENANArco42QmhDc 維尼
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「甚麼?我選錯了?王子是國家裡的重要角色,只有國王比他大,挑這個來表演,不好嗎?!老闆有的是錢,愛買甚麼就買甚麼,也很不錯啊!」8964 copyright protection185PENANAXXRJhhajAI 維尼
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「錯!錯!錯!大錯特錯,難道你忘記是在跟〝誰〞玩嗎?是跟法老王耶!你當王子,法老王當僕人?你當老闆,法老王穿熊貓裝去送貨?」8964 copyright protection185PENANAKLw16D0NyS 維尼
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「對厚!我忘了。」8964 copyright protection185PENANA6G1fLwJUNV 維尼
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「這麼重要的事情能忘嗎?怪不得你被關進地牢。」8964 copyright protection185PENANAg5uJlIeCOh 維尼
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「對啊…我終於知道為什麼被關進地牢了,不過沒關係,誰記得誰痛苦,」8964 copyright protection185PENANALrLMd6i6Yp 維尼
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只見「喝辣」從沮喪中,突然莫名其妙開朗起來,唱歌說,以海洋奇緣you are welcome為旋律。8964 copyright protection185PENANAk0dIJEM1nl 維尼
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「我知道你想說甚麼,腦袋要用不然就會生鏽,8964 copyright protection185PENANAeEP4SbBiqf 維尼
法老的話永遠不能忘掉,〈念白〉否則腦袋會被砍掉,8964 copyright protection185PENANASjuNq46cFx 維尼
但其實問題也沒那麼糟,有個秘密我得告訴你,8964 copyright protection185PENANATo9wF79bIB 維尼
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誰記得,誰就會很辛苦,躺在床上翻來覆去睡不著,8964 copyright protection185PENANAgUzswJOBsB 維尼
誰記得,誰就會很痛苦,我連法老王的長相都忘掉,8964 copyright protection185PENANAnwMDtuQUdj 維尼
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〈念白〉疑?我是誰?我怎麼會在地牢裡?8964 copyright protection185PENANAzx7AJANpaP 維尼
不是才剛剛出生,被漂亮的護士阿姨抱著嗎?」8964 copyright protection185PENANAANbgthX3sc 維尼
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吃香:「怎麼可能都忘掉?我考考你,早餐吃了甚麼?」8964 copyright protection185PENANAkQi8hFR3la 維尼
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喝辣:「早餐…哇!忘掉了。」8964 copyright protection185PENANAaw7qaW8Uaz 維尼
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吃香:「你的〝名字〞總記得吧?」8964 copyright protection185PENANA2h7hdQYN1m 維尼
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喝辣:「名字?我只知道櫻桃小丸子耶!」8964 copyright protection185PENANAc1fRh42pbi 維尼
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吃香:「給我好好回答,」8964 copyright protection185PENANAeZYVvaAjFJ 維尼
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喝辣的表情一會兒難過,一會兒開心,像個愛耍賴的神經病說:8964 copyright protection185PENANAWbTEr3zsJH 維尼
「好好好,我想起來了;哎呀!我又忘了;疑…我想起來了;恢復唱歌,以海洋奇緣you are welcome為旋律。8964 copyright protection185PENANARsTOFjFsa6 維尼
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我知道你想說甚麼,腦袋要用不然就會生鏽,8964 copyright protection185PENANAnlgfaWspfs 維尼
爸媽的話永遠不能忘掉,〈念白〉否則屁屁會爛掉,8964 copyright protection185PENANAPJniE0xHio 維尼
但其實問題也沒那麼糟,因為爸的棍子早被我扔掉,8964 copyright protection185PENANAAuYe3qymzo 維尼
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誰記得,誰就會很辛苦,課本沒帶忘東忘西沒關係,8964 copyright protection185PENANAhCz5gS7nHw 維尼
誰記得,誰就會很痛苦,爸媽說的全部都可以忘掉,8964 copyright protection185PENANAYUg8rqPBTa 維尼
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〈念白〉疑?我睡前不是才刷過牙、漱過口、洗過頭、洗過澡,渾身溼答答怎麼還在打怪?不是已經把手機交給阿嬤了嗎嗎嗎嗎…8964 copyright protection185PENANAWXdBDksOTK 維尼
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誰記得,誰就會很辛苦,打怪眼睛瞎掉黑板看不到,8964 copyright protection185PENANAkXqblT1of2 維尼
誰記得,誰就會很痛苦,重要的話左耳進右耳出去,8964 copyright protection185PENANAcDpaZI152y 維尼
已忘掉,已忘掉,」8964 copyright protection185PENANAjiey3722Xv 維尼
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吃香回答:8964 copyright protection185PENANA8EARIpQCIi 維尼
「我的老天鵝,你到底記得甚麼?」8964 copyright protection185PENANAiXKgmXklZb 維尼
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喝辣:「有!我記得昨天晚上做了一個怪夢,夢見我站在葡萄樹下,樹上有三根枝子,枝子上的葡萄又甜又肥,本來我想摘葡萄吃,但突然間,法老將他的酒杯交給我,我便像平常那樣,摘葡萄,擠果汁,摘葡萄,擠果汁,給法老喝,摘葡萄,擠果汁,摘葡萄,擠果汁,又拿給法老喝,」8964 copyright protection185PENANAE8LwG69ycj 維尼
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「你這叫做日有所思,夜有所夢,因為離開皇宮太久,太懷念法老王了,所以才會連做夢都摘葡萄、擠果汁、摘葡萄、擠果汁,好可憐喔!」8964 copyright protection185PENANAyEa3FRxjvi 維尼
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「不可憐!我在夢裏一點煩惱也沒有!」8964 copyright protection185PENANAqxJBrejhyW 維尼
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「你在夢裡沒煩〝惱〞,但我在夢裡卻差點連〝腦〞都沒了,想聽聽我的夢嗎?來!MUSIC…呵…訂閱數沒有破百,只能清唱,用阿拉丁電影Principe Alí為旋律:8964 copyright protection185PENANAfdpRgRDNhb 維尼
〈念白〉大嘴,大嘴鳥飛來,飛來,降落在我腦袋,8964 copyright protection185PENANArtQyeL2xKR 維尼
我夢見腦袋上有三個框,框子裡面煎、煮、炒、炸食物很多,8964 copyright protection185PENANAqjLpJLLi1N 維尼
本來準備拿去討好王,但走到一半大嘴鳥就飛來,8964 copyright protection185PENANAGaoRUF13fF 維尼
〈念白〉大嘴,大嘴鳥飛來,飛來,降落在我腦袋,8964 copyright protection185PENANA6WKpDL6zxY 維尼
東吃、西吃、南吃、北吃,鳥兒全在我頭上耍白吃,8964 copyright protection185PENANA041F4GE4m0 維尼
本來準備拿去討好王,但三個框子已經被吃光光,8964 copyright protection185PENANAZUP1TFor4L 維尼
〈念白〉大嘴,大嘴鳥飛來,吃得不夠,還想吃我腦袋,」8964 copyright protection185PENANAWzwRjIRZaD 維尼
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喝辣說:8964 copyright protection185PENANA9wMDeP875m 維尼
「我的葡萄樹上有三根枝子,你的頭上有三個框,這到底是甚麼意思啊?」8964 copyright protection185PENANAWgwZz94tFg 維尼
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吃香:8964 copyright protection185PENANAlyepRqzgUt 維尼
「我說,喔挖母災呀!喔挖母災,就是我不知道。」8964 copyright protection185PENANA3uj4WjdtK2 維尼
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吃香跟喝辣,越想越搞不清楚,越不清楚就越煩燥,滿臉憂愁,黑約瑟看見之後,立刻想起父親曾經做過怪夢,黑約瑟自己也做怪夢,並且只有神才曉得夢的含意,正當黑約瑟把這些話都說出來後,吃香說:8964 copyright protection185PENANAMvdBjGsnHB 維尼
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「只有神才知道?這怎麼可能,我們已經問過好幾個算命的、拜拜的,他們的廟裡有超級多神,但沒有一個可以回答。」8964 copyright protection185PENANA4Qn3SnwPWu 維尼
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「我的神可以,」黑約瑟說:「我的神可以,因為只有耶和華是獨一真神!」8964 copyright protection185PENANA66wc7K1EOi 維尼
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「哎悠悠,那耶和華還真是好棒棒、好厲害,厲害到連自己的粉絲都救不了,」8964 copyright protection185PENANAEEVS9hB1QN 維尼
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喝辣不認同,所以反駁吃香:8964 copyright protection185PENANAWmcUKqLE9t 維尼
「真正的神在做決定前,還需要找誰問問題嗎?人類的腦袋可以跟創造天地萬物的耶和華相比嗎?你我連〝三根枝子、三個框〞是甚麼都想不通,又如何能夠想通上帝的所有計畫?」8964 copyright protection185PENANA2OrlY9hqDV 維尼
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「好好好,我連不應該嘲笑耶和華,I am sorry…」8964 copyright protection185PENANAZ99hYPu7iA 維尼
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喝辣聽完吃香的回答後,轉過告訴黑約瑟:8964 copyright protection185PENANA4MQUrMABNV 維尼
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「如果你的神,耶和華願意解夢,求你一定要告訴我們。」8964 copyright protection185PENANA5345Q3oLpm 維尼
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說也奇怪,原本已經放棄,不想再跟上帝對話的黑約瑟,突然有種很懂這兩個夢的感覺,因為上帝在那一瞬間,已經把解夢的方法,清清楚楚說明白,黑約瑟心想:8964 copyright protection185PENANAqzg64wYiKT 維尼
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「上帝啊!我連眼睛都還沒有閉,也沒有雙手合十禱告,祢就直接幫忙解夢?哼!雖然祢很大方,但我是誰?〝黑〞約瑟耶!〝黑〞就是〝壞、不想乖乖聽話〞,看你能拿我怎麼辦?」8964 copyright protection185PENANAmBkxcrUYlc 維尼
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接著,黑約瑟緊緊閉上嘴,但當他看見吃香、喝辣為了怪夢,整天都沒有笑容、好憂鬱、好哀傷時,仍然忍不住說:8964 copyright protection185PENANAqjJ6wY5pqb 維尼
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「喝辣,三根葡萄樹的枝子,是代表三天,三天之後你會被釋放,回到法老王身邊摘葡萄、擠果汁,到了那個時候,請你替我申冤,因為我沒有對波堤乏說過謊,也沒有欺負波太太,我是被人口販子抓來的,」8964 copyright protection185PENANAb4As1TMjAd 維尼
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黑約瑟話才說一半,吃香就衝上前來:8964 copyright protection185PENANAFrM9FljTNJ 維尼
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「那我呢?那我呢?頭頂上的三個框框,該不會也代表三天,三天之後我會離開這裡?」8964 copyright protection185PENANAv4tKsaVSpN 維尼
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