Once upon a time, there was a president named “Obama”. He is the president of the United States, and had wanted to explore Russia from when he was a young boy. So he did. He packed every single fucking thing he had into a jumbo sized suitcase and went flying off to Russia, looking forward to the extreme adventures he was sure to experience. 964Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFjNfcwXrwJ
Shortly after arriving in Russia, he crashed (quite literally) into the president of Russia. His name is Putin. 964Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxAtMRiH5rn
“Oh, hello, Putin! What are you doing here?” Obama grinned at Putin.964Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZPEj3G5fiy
“Nothing much.. Just.. president duties.. and stuff..” Putin is currently quite shy around Obama, but that’s sure to disappear later.964Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡuNptaE4z7c
“So.. uh..” Putin continued, “Do you like.. want to see Russia.. and stuff?”964Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfOlympsQb1
“Sure!” Obama grinned happily, eagerly looking forward to spending time with Putin.
-10 days later~~~964Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkeHAA99E6F
“Putin.. I’m cold.” Obama shivers slightly, hugging his form lightly.
“Don’t worry, sweetling, I will help you. Please stay in this location until I come back.”964Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtaSbA5gGWq
Putin sprinted towards the forest conveniently placed next to them, searching intently for a bear. He found one and tore his shirt off (tearing your shirt off helps with killing a bear, trust me it gives you +15% DMG), jumping on top of the bear. He then flicked a hidden knife out and slit the throat of the bear with ease. While letting it bleed out, he constructed another shirt out of everything he could find around him. He skinned the bear and tanned the skin of the bear, making a jacket. He then runs back to the location where he originally told Obama to stay. To his surprise, Obama is already wearing a coat.
“I got a coat from my special services unit!” Obama grinned happily. 964Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2tlxO00wQw
“No.. why!!!?? WHY MUST GOD BE A CRUEL AS THIS? WHYY!!!!????”964Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡx7A745nO9H
Putin fell to his knees, sobbing while still hiding the fur coat behind his back.964Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbvvkl27osv
“WHAT IS IT, MY LOVE??” Obama held Putin while gently dabbing tears off his face. 964Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ00pUtO92nE
“Oh.. it’s nothing..” Putin recovered quickly. He felt empty after spending so much time (15 minutes) and love to make Obama his bear jacket but noooo his special forces had to get him that damned jacket.964Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYfVoJmGrrx
“What are you holding?” Obama saw the fur coat that Putin was trying to hide. 964Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtdVrALb5Us
“It’s.. Uh.. It’s..”
“WHAT IS IT MY DEAREST”
“It’s your jacket,. You said that you were cold..”964Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡESMAhZ047Y
Obama smirked inwardly. Of course he had known that Putin was making that jacket of his, he had watched him making the jacket. But seeing Putin’s face trying to conceal his now broken heart, he felt bad. A fire magically appeared next to the couple and Obama took the coat off and burnt in, watching and shivering slightly while the fires burnt the coat. He then took the coat that Putin made for him, and put it on. 964Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdmvKe9rIuh
“OH DEAREST IT’S PERFECT.”964Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIqviA8uzXb
Putin smiled happily, and they happily walked off into the sunset while talking.964Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡv2FyjKAO31
“Putin, what’s for dinner?” 964Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ73FPJcX8cH
“Bear meat.” 964Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRtrUoeERwH
“Alright~”964Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNgybOPYrfJ
And they lived happily.
ever.
after.
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