Once upon a time, there was a president named “Obama”. He is the president of the United States, and had wanted to explore Russia from when he was a young boy. So he did. He packed every single fucking thing he had into a jumbo sized suitcase and went flying off to Russia, looking forward to the extreme adventures he was sure to experience. 965Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYj3qjnIY2E
Shortly after arriving in Russia, he crashed (quite literally) into the president of Russia. His name is Putin. 965Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVgetrvDXpD
“Oh, hello, Putin! What are you doing here?” Obama grinned at Putin.965Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7KOxAkl1vo
“Nothing much.. Just.. president duties.. and stuff..” Putin is currently quite shy around Obama, but that’s sure to disappear later.965Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡluqJ9gIXbJ
“So.. uh..” Putin continued, “Do you like.. want to see Russia.. and stuff?”965Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvTecBvE483
“Sure!” Obama grinned happily, eagerly looking forward to spending time with Putin.
-10 days later~~~965Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRTqgCTzpVO
“Putin.. I’m cold.” Obama shivers slightly, hugging his form lightly.
“Don’t worry, sweetling, I will help you. Please stay in this location until I come back.”965Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkO7Tdw1HLF
Putin sprinted towards the forest conveniently placed next to them, searching intently for a bear. He found one and tore his shirt off (tearing your shirt off helps with killing a bear, trust me it gives you +15% DMG), jumping on top of the bear. He then flicked a hidden knife out and slit the throat of the bear with ease. While letting it bleed out, he constructed another shirt out of everything he could find around him. He skinned the bear and tanned the skin of the bear, making a jacket. He then runs back to the location where he originally told Obama to stay. To his surprise, Obama is already wearing a coat.
“I got a coat from my special services unit!” Obama grinned happily. 965Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTvjwSUUUGS
“No.. why!!!?? WHY MUST GOD BE A CRUEL AS THIS? WHYY!!!!????”965Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡO1JRaLPl1a
Putin fell to his knees, sobbing while still hiding the fur coat behind his back.965Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8vnCCscvL5
“WHAT IS IT, MY LOVE??” Obama held Putin while gently dabbing tears off his face. 965Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhFwRhmK15t
“Oh.. it’s nothing..” Putin recovered quickly. He felt empty after spending so much time (15 minutes) and love to make Obama his bear jacket but noooo his special forces had to get him that damned jacket.965Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpUOIL6V6bp
“What are you holding?” Obama saw the fur coat that Putin was trying to hide. 965Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡB6w08H3dEI
“It’s.. Uh.. It’s..”
“WHAT IS IT MY DEAREST”
“It’s your jacket,. You said that you were cold..”965Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡiRdAhbNw0J
Obama smirked inwardly. Of course he had known that Putin was making that jacket of his, he had watched him making the jacket. But seeing Putin’s face trying to conceal his now broken heart, he felt bad. A fire magically appeared next to the couple and Obama took the coat off and burnt in, watching and shivering slightly while the fires burnt the coat. He then took the coat that Putin made for him, and put it on. 965Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhAu4Ya787Y
“OH DEAREST IT’S PERFECT.”965Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPAJL0haQ2f
Putin smiled happily, and they happily walked off into the sunset while talking.965Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡq3kWq4c4kN
“Putin, what’s for dinner?” 965Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡorXlNzGB0x
“Bear meat.” 965Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡb8gG6qoPMt
“Alright~”965Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡo0RjdFTFp8
And they lived happily.
ever.
after.
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