Once upon a time, there was a president named “Obama”. He is the president of the United States, and had wanted to explore Russia from when he was a young boy. So he did. He packed every single fucking thing he had into a jumbo sized suitcase and went flying off to Russia, looking forward to the extreme adventures he was sure to experience. 963Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWmUOkPxUh1
Shortly after arriving in Russia, he crashed (quite literally) into the president of Russia. His name is Putin. 963Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYURKw93q9g
“Oh, hello, Putin! What are you doing here?” Obama grinned at Putin.963Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡoUYElzUubY
“Nothing much.. Just.. president duties.. and stuff..” Putin is currently quite shy around Obama, but that’s sure to disappear later.963Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtZvtu8BAKk
“So.. uh..” Putin continued, “Do you like.. want to see Russia.. and stuff?”963Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrtFDKvflXE
“Sure!” Obama grinned happily, eagerly looking forward to spending time with Putin.
-10 days later~~~963Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlQpTMOgmsg
“Putin.. I’m cold.” Obama shivers slightly, hugging his form lightly.
“Don’t worry, sweetling, I will help you. Please stay in this location until I come back.”963Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5o8jssE7Uc
Putin sprinted towards the forest conveniently placed next to them, searching intently for a bear. He found one and tore his shirt off (tearing your shirt off helps with killing a bear, trust me it gives you +15% DMG), jumping on top of the bear. He then flicked a hidden knife out and slit the throat of the bear with ease. While letting it bleed out, he constructed another shirt out of everything he could find around him. He skinned the bear and tanned the skin of the bear, making a jacket. He then runs back to the location where he originally told Obama to stay. To his surprise, Obama is already wearing a coat.
“I got a coat from my special services unit!” Obama grinned happily. 963Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡszIZ6Wv6vP
“No.. why!!!?? WHY MUST GOD BE A CRUEL AS THIS? WHYY!!!!????”963Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5MdXBd2rXb
Putin fell to his knees, sobbing while still hiding the fur coat behind his back.963Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡg8USXNyMND
“WHAT IS IT, MY LOVE??” Obama held Putin while gently dabbing tears off his face. 963Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqbLI3y1u8r
“Oh.. it’s nothing..” Putin recovered quickly. He felt empty after spending so much time (15 minutes) and love to make Obama his bear jacket but noooo his special forces had to get him that damned jacket.963Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFBOVAvPh2v
“What are you holding?” Obama saw the fur coat that Putin was trying to hide. 963Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡk0c1HPe9M4
“It’s.. Uh.. It’s..”
“WHAT IS IT MY DEAREST”
“It’s your jacket,. You said that you were cold..”963Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUf3b2aRbvx
Obama smirked inwardly. Of course he had known that Putin was making that jacket of his, he had watched him making the jacket. But seeing Putin’s face trying to conceal his now broken heart, he felt bad. A fire magically appeared next to the couple and Obama took the coat off and burnt in, watching and shivering slightly while the fires burnt the coat. He then took the coat that Putin made for him, and put it on. 963Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡyG0HGb36wr
“OH DEAREST IT’S PERFECT.”963Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡg6daRF2V7f
Putin smiled happily, and they happily walked off into the sunset while talking.963Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzCS97zGFZi
“Putin, what’s for dinner?” 963Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDSiGrrnFRO
“Bear meat.” 963Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡaJRRt0XbFJ
“Alright~”963Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhjJz9vdDTy
And they lived happily.
ever.
after.
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