＊本故事純屬虛構（惡搞）＊457Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzCuAS7oYLX
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我係一個和尚，出咗家好多年，時日久遠到連自己都唔清楚，大概喺人嘅心目中存在咗多久，我就生存咗幾耐。457Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbjE7MOOGmu
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關於我嘅故事，大家都耳熟能詳：「從前有座山，山上有間廟，廟入面有個和尚喺度講故仔，講咩呢，從前有座山……」，呢個人，就係我。457Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKGPoGdgHiq
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不過冇人知道我到底講咗咩故事，係呢度，就分享下我嘅人生。457Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhdV6rrytdO
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當我仲係細路，有一日喺冰室，正想食2蚊一個嘅菠蘿油，放到嘴唇邊，褲袋突然多咗部機器，手多多亂㩒幾下，佢竟然發光，我即刻被光芒包圍，當我再次擘大眼，已經發現自己去咗一個完全陌生嘅沙灘，行幾步睇清楚，原來係個島嚟。457Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqb1RXVue7j
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我見仲未飽，食埋菠蘿油先，點知個包喺我隻手度飛走！唔係，與其話飛，不如話佢好似有生命咁離開我隻手！457Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXRRFvtvS19
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「嗨，你好呀，我係你嘅拍擋菠蘿油獸，終於返到嚟家鄉啦！」457Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2G8t5cFN5l
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菠蘿油識講野呀！我嚇咗嚇，望住佢話：457Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡw78taIZ9BJ
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「菠蘿油唔係肥架咩？點瘦呀？」457Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡG3kL6h0Gku
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「係「獸」呀。」佢喺沙灘上寫咗個「獸」字。457Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6dx4XWMwMM
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然後佢講咗好多野，仲話我係第一個被選中嘅細路，將來會有好多人流傳同埋改編我嘅故事。457Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9P1EsoQ5jE
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心諗：唔洗啦，低調係我嘅忠旨，而家只係想返返去香港。457Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡchxsXLYLvU
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但係事與願違，完全冇方法離開，於是我同菠蘿油獸一齊開發呢個島。經過年年月月嘅努力，我禿了，也變強了，得到名為「世外高僧」嘅稱號，刻印喺我褲袋部機度。457Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwGCDgDOP50
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我何德何能呢，不過自此以後，我自稱和尚。457Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡROnmExwDI0
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以為呢種生活會過一世嘅時候，海邊飄嚟一個少年，我同菠蘿油獸幾經辛苦救咗佢一命，少年好感激我，仲叫身為高僧嘅我賜佢一個名。457Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkJ5Jxn14rB
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於是，少年就叫做玄內。457Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡz1Uqe62gd2
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有玄內幫手打理個島，我就長年喺山上修煉，希望參透返去香港嘅玄機。457Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFeibOhTbIq
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唔知過左幾耐，褲袋部機再次發光，將我送返去香港。457Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsO4w9xc0SE
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一擘大眼，我手上拎住一個菠蘿油，仲未嚟得切反應，前面個阿姐就同我講：457Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsg6q1iQM9C
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「阿伯，菠蘿油12蚊個，你未比錢呀。」457Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPwBEEMAimG
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「咁貴嘅？！我以前買2蚊咋，洗唔洗貴咗6倍！」457Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHM4PsfOJcx
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「幾多年前呀，樓價都唔只貴咗6倍啦！對面賣15蚊，我地做緊特價架啦！」457Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3tra17BzwX
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「吓？！」我再次驚訝，望吓四周圍全部都係高樓大廈，啲水磨石柱招牌唔見晒，認唔到係邊度！457Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0wGOiNQDUQ
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身上一分錢都冇，但我好清楚呢個菠蘿油一定係菠蘿油獸，我要同佢同生共死，於是將褲袋部機比阿姐，打算以物易物。457Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡm64GXNSmA7
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「嘩，呢部機絕咗版好耐，我個仔好想要！好啦阿伯，我請你食。」457Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGVDBWOxZ6P
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唔知阿阻講緊咩，我將部機交出去嗰一刻，個腦好似聽到菠蘿油獸把聲，叫我食咗佢，咁樣就係陪佢走過最後一段路，而我亦都完成使命，之後我會化為精神體，一直活係人類嘅心中。457Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTR0PIsqzGM
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基於我低調嘅忠旨，從前有座山嘅故事永遠唔會話比大家知和尚嘅故事。睇完呢篇文章都一樣，唔需要相信我嘅存在。457Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡaorDebor2a
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