返到屋企，我實在忍唔住繼續一張張咁番睇電話入邊相簿，嗰女仔越睇越靚，又清純，笑起嚟仲有個小酒窩；如果我將相改一改，然後放POST 上網，今次嘅Like 仲唔爆燈，而且，有可能嗰女仔見到自已嘅相俾人POST咗出嚟會主動搵我喎。763Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZgj3CWP4B3
763Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1JgsPR085t
其實買機果晚我都覺得有問題，邊有可能有人放機放咁平先！一定係「老鼠貨」囉。話唔定，嗰女仔搵我，我仲可以上演一次英雄還機，之後仲抱得美人歸喎，嘩！依招煞食，就咁做啦。763Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡd6p9fVfrpu
763Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9cCZ8CTSSR
我開番個改圖程式，揀咗一張相喺嗰女仔用左手㩒住額頭，然後向住鏡頭單眼微笑，真喺充滿青春氣息嘅自拍嚟改，我喺佢眼角加咗粒閃星，包包面果到加上三條粉紅色既可愛斜線，最後搞到成個背景都濛濛地，令到佢更加突出。763Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVB6C9cHxHd
763Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxRSy3lxdYN
自已都有啲欣賞嗰製成品，廢話少講即刻POST 上網等人Like下先。763Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzE3H0mnSQk
763Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUdVj7PAs9v
其實只係POST 咗唔夠一個鐘頭，竟然就呃咗成千個Like，我Facebook都只喺得五百幾個朋友，有幾多轉貼，有幾多朋友嘅朋友走入嚟睇真係計都計唔到，靚女果然幾時都有號召力。763Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡo3oaeurBUK
763Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡchYQRdadCU
依嗰時候，手機一震，有人打電話嚟。763Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFGdhw173m7
763Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡD3Vkt3Z6a7
我都唔駛睇來電，一接電話就話：「點呀！老麥啲相改成點先？」763Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡuiKene8F6C
763Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUbwNeJn4KW
「你個死仔，頭先仲扮憂鬱，返到屋企就咁好心情喺到改相，曬命得你。」老麥笑住咁講，好似放低哂頭先既內疚啦。763Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGwUjvNr8ea
763Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡR93gddYbzo
我都笑住答番：「唔喺，我無呃你，我真喺唔識嗰女仔架......好啦，好啦，講真話你知啦。」763Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBzjWosX694
763Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡyaIzRBxPZr
「喺呢！肯認呢！搞出人命未先？」老麥好似等聽甜故咁，聲音異常興奮。763Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡH9f9PZd0HM
763Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9yiKVCyi5X
我爆完一輪粗，之後平靜番就話：「其實咁嘅，之前咪話我部舊機死左，咪飛去先達睇下有咩機換，點知部部貴到唔喺人買，谷住去買左部二機囉。」763Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡs4YvEQVILo
763Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRMrYXRqtWh
「二手？嘩你都夠膽喎，你點知上手咩人用過？」老麥算係有錢仔，唔憂食，唔憂住，梗係覺得用二手唔好啦。763Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7Ob29uDPdp
763Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡodl6hniDD9
「鬼唔知咩，唔夠錢無計架，不過呀，估唔到今次又俾我執到部好嘢囉。老麥你估我買幾銀，估中請你食飯。」反正遲早會穿，自守好過被人督爆。763Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYupwhcevsw
763Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡyTtL7SIYZk
「要加大！再加甜品！」講到食，老麥己經進入狀態。763Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTrqs8mEZFk
763Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡD9PkLWmyS9
「估啦，我肯定你估唔中。」我冷笑挑釁。763Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5fNOfyJ7Uc
763Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLc9XwHmqaa
「三千......唔喺......四千！四千！」763Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJDpucxVkuB
763Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWDrRTffDH3
「錯哂！唔俾加甜品啦！」763Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZWPYpeqs5P
763Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0DMCqjCnat
「你條人渣......五千？咁不如買全新......唔喺平過三千呀？」763Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDRvAGMU5vX
763Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2GPN45cakS
「就係，俾你估多最後一次。」763Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡoRzyyF0Jp7
763Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡh1bcN0I5V3
「二千九百九十九！果啲舖頭最鐘意定依種價。」無咗份甜品，老麥己經豁出去啦。763Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjxWha4Gc6o
763Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡoev0ldm1RM
「錯埋！噓.....嗰餐無咗囉。」我笑到跳哂舞。763Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWTHKjWnEsw
763Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9bodsPNmH6
「唔玩啦，你買咗幾錢呀？有無咁平呀？」老麥突然收細咗把聲，開始有啲唔信。763Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRLo1dinx4W
763Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡixFCByHd9r
我心諗如果老實話佢知部機竟然只係賣一千，怎至仲可以有價講，佢更加唔信啦，所以我就話：「只係賣二千咋！我都知，可能係老鼠貨，不過平機當前，你叫我點忍到手先。」763Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4jonWacSTK
763Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwy7vJLImdQ
仲以為老麥又會爆粗大叫我有著數，點知佢靜左好耐，然後用有啲震嘅聲線話：「喂......如果係老鼠貨還好喎，最驚係唔知咩人嘅......遺物咋。」763Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcoe0PCF3GX
763Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrK9w5kcfJo
氣溫好似突然低左幾度，我打左個好大嘅冷震。763Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhgFnlnBEwf
763Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9TfuoPXao2
遺物？死啦，點解我諗嚟諗去，竟然無諗到依嗰可能性。我真喺答唔上去，只喺呆左咁拎住嗰電話。763Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7u8T1lTqDm
763Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVgPAZqtp2N
隔左一陣，通話另一邊嘅老麥可能見我咁耐唔出聲，好緊張咁不斷叫「喂......喂......喂喂喂？你講咩話？」763Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡa1ci4YGvu4
763Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnUr8eXuNvw
為左緩和番個氣氛，我扮哂笑咁答：「喺到呀，去左厠所啫。」763Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡz67ZspEj6a
763Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtvphsCWEvN
但係老麥好似聽唔到我把聲咁，依然不停咁：「喂......」763Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMJSnJlEeY2
763Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHRZymVCqb3
「喂......」763Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡH5JULtOw69
763Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQwPGFvNnL8
「喂咩呀，我咪喺到囉。」玩嘢呀。763Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡp0NwopUJOn
763Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡX3SiXN72a2
「喂......」763Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOfMTfujGTW
763Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYfuL0t4qXb
「仲喂咩呀，仲咪到你搞事先。」我開始有啲怒氣，但係無諗到老麥之後竟然話......763Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7siN1CeReO
763Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVXA9dY0KQK
763Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1iRw3g7X0p
「阿宅！你身邊條女咩人嚟架？講嘢鬼食泥咁，我聽唔清楚喎。其實你喺咪一直都係玩我呀？識到女仔怕咩認，唔駛作故仔喎。」我聽得出老麥真係發緊脾四，但係發生咩事先？咩身邊有嗰女仔？屋企得我一個人，何來女仔聲？763Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRioQcBdpze
763Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRGvcQ4Vaga
最後只係聽到老麥大叫一聲：「唔玩啦，你條X樣。」就收左線。763Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ99dDcSYBd4
763Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡes7HGapZuB
我呆左咁睇住已經收線既手機屏幕，都唔知有咩反應好，打番比老麥？未俾佢鬧夠咩！763Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkzWyX5frgK
763Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2XlRZfYfmH
我只係想平平地買部手機用，唔通平嘢一定無好？ 763Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡM6ucYMrKnX
Penana
search
Loginarrow_drop_down
Registerarrow_drop_down
