So i found a tonn of things i wrote when i was younger. Quotes and things like that. Im going to put them all below.
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QUOTES:
+Its like drowning, but you just wont fucking die402Please respect copyright.PENANAeh8jgPp3g4
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+Be strong. You never know who you are inspiring.402Please respect copyright.PENANAMDeWMzIatu
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+Sometimes you have to learn to accept the apology that you never got.402Please respect copyright.PENANAwhjfQXeTno
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+Its ok to be a glowstick. Sometimes we need to break before we can shine.402Please respect copyright.PENANAGJ09eXEnkn
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+Of all the languages, you chose to leave me in silence.402Please respect copyright.PENANALsgX5S9YZw
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COMEBACKS:
+I have no idea whos running hell right now as you walk this Earth.402Please respect copyright.PENANA3p43vZHhxf
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+Old people started poking me at weddings and saying "your next" so i started doing the same thing at funerals.402Please respect copyright.PENANA35MPdiykXA
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FACTS:
+In the right conditions, when some bodies decompose, their fat turns into soap and they become a soap mummy.402Please respect copyright.PENANAHzubJTR57L
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+Have you ever thought about how whales and dolphins die? They lose strength and cant swim to the surface so they just slowly sink to the bottom and suffocate.402Please respect copyright.PENANAjPpRwznApS
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+Want to know what someone fears losing? Watch what they photograph.402Please respect copyright.PENANARFrwfcVb0T
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HOW TO MESS WITH SOMEONE:
+"What would you change about yourself? Apart from the obvious?"402Please respect copyright.PENANA4W4g3B7UCH
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+Start conversations with "Im not racist but," then talk about things that have nothing to do with race. Like, "Im not racist, but have you seen our math homework?"402Please respect copyright.PENANANb4PsI4qvb
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+Creepily say "see you soon" to a stranger402Please respect copyright.PENANAUZ19BnEpIw
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+In an elevator, turn to a boy and say, "wow you look so different in boys clothing."402Please respect copyright.PENANAjbQ8RYRE0W
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+When you're in the checkout line, open your bag and say "got enough air in there?"402Please respect copyright.PENANAH52Ry5RJG1
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+Ask your host or roommate, "Have you seen our toothbrush?"402Please respect copyright.PENANAcXsi9h8di8
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+Pick someone random and say to them "Sorry about yesterday" and give no context. None at all.402Please respect copyright.PENANA370MG0Oefv
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+"Its so great about your mother. Im so happy for her" and then walk away.402Please respect copyright.PENANAsanJL6ov27
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+Keep telling a person that their secret is safe with you.402Please respect copyright.PENANAPbRd59SmJT
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+Tell someone that you want to talk to them and go as long as you can without seeing them. When they ask you about it say, "It doesnt matter anymore. You made your choice" pat them on the shoulder, then walk away.402Please respect copyright.PENANAGpXiBcFPKf
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+Comment on a photo, "Wow you three look amazing" when there's four people in the photo.402Please respect copyright.PENANAscKY9xp7q6
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+Correct their pronunciation although they said it correctly.402Please respect copyright.PENANA3Ew3Yf9rWP
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+Say, "no pun intended" causally after a sentence then watch the person laugh awkardly while they try to fuigure out what the pun was.402Please respect copyright.PENANATcwh1m4ArK
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REPLIES TO WYD:
+Teaching my fish how to swim
+Hold on a sec, my cat is barking
+Just putting fridge in the milk
+Just folding the dishes
+Mowing the carpet
+Washing my soap
+Watering my pool
+Just reading some grass atm
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Also, what came first. The chicken or the egg?
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