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＜金紙＞-1

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Aug 30, 2023

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藝術鬼一直覺得很奇怪，鬼門七月就開了，而人們卻在七月中才燒金紙，半個月都沒錢入帳。是強制這半個月去探望自己家人或晚輩？還是先看這世上有什麼變化？

中元節到鬼門關前，處處都都燒金紙。當了鬼後才感受到違和感。但藝術鬼是很會找理由的鬼：大概是怕鬼亂花，盡量把金紙帶回陰間再用？在鬼門關前，還能發現尚未被人拿走的燒金桶。

陽間的人只看到金紙都燒到剩下灰燼，但就鬼魂眼中就是拗起來的金紙慢慢從手的手上落入火焰中，燒成灰燼後，又從灰燼冒出來，最後從燒金桶滿了出來。火對鬼魂也會造成傷害，只能等火消失了，才能從燒金桶拿錢。

兩個鬼同時發現這個燒金桶，所以也就和平地正在分著燒金紙的錢。

「這是什麼新的超現實行為藝術？」藝術鬼拿起來了金紙：「這上面寫了情書耶。」

「干我什麼事？」蠻橫鬼說：「你就不能安靜地拿錢？」

「不懂藝術的人，心靈必是乾涸的。」

「你不拿，我多拿一點了。」

「唔，等等我啊！」

藝術鬼和蠻橫鬼一起搶起火爐中的金紙，要趕在鬼門關前趕回去地府。兩鬼也只是在鄉間的某處祭拜相遇，這裡人煙稀少，雖然能拿的金紙不多，但也比較少鬼搶。有好幾個燒金桶都是兩個鬼分，分到都有默契了。

「你在那層混啊？」蠻橫鬼問道。

「拔舌地獄。」

「就你剛剛那個德性。八成是說謊騙人買藝術品的騙子。」

「我才不是這樣的人，我的夢想是讓更多人知道藝術了解藝術，而我也一直往夢想前進。」

「還不覺得自己有錯啊，可以想像你的腸子從口中拉出來的樣子了。」

「那你呢？」

「油鍋地獄的餓鬼道。」

「是哦？」

「除了藝術，你真的什麼事都不想了解耶！餓鬼道是陽間做人蠻橫，死後入口的食物都會變成的火的受苦方式。」

「真的有點慘。」

「還好，我還有菸癮，我用一顆米就可以點菸。」

「挺方便的。」

「方便過頭了。」蠻橫鬼嘆了一口氣：「現在油太貴了，丟一個餓鬼下油鍋喝口水，連水都會燒起來。把我們當打火機啊！你有沒有發現最近貢品都越來越甜了。」

「我沒參加幾次，吃東西都很容易咬到舌頭。」藝術鬼無奈地說。舌頭一直拉出來又放回去，都拉到失去彈性了，有時候也放著沒歸位又被拉出來了。

「出來開心你卻一直抱怨。」蠻橫鬼說：「我生前就不喜歡聽人下班後抱怨工作，結果生前和死後都在埋怨都沒享受到。」

「這就是藝術的重要了，這時候我們就能聊藝術就好了。」

「我生前喜歡揍人，還是聊揍人吧？」

「像是，拳頭忽然出現在我面前，還沒感受到痛，頭已後仰，眼睛只看到一片鮮紅？」

「聽起來就像沒被揍過的人會寫的東西。」蠻橫鬼不屑地譏笑著。

「你看，你也懂藝術了。」藝術鬼說：「藝術要的並不一定是真實。你有沒有發現最近貢品都越來越甜了。」

「我發現你個鬼。」

「我已經是鬼了。」

兩鬼邊聊天邊趕在鬼門關前回到地獄中。趕上後，兩人就回到各自的地獄中繼續受苦。

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Table of Contents

#1 ＜情書＞-1

#2 ＜金紙＞-1

#3 ＜情書＞-2

#4 ＜金紙＞-2

#5 ＜情書＞-3

#6 ＜金紙＞-3

#7 ＜情書＞-4

#8 ＜金紙＞-4

#9 ＜情書＞-5

#10 ＜金紙＞-5

#11 ＜情書＞-6

#12 ＜金紙＞-6

#13 ＜情書＞-7

#14 ＜金紙＞-7

#15 ＜情書＞-8

#16 ＜金紙＞-8

#17 ＜情書＞-9

#18 ＜金紙＞-9

#19 ＜情書＞-10

#20 ＜金紙＞-10

#21 ＜情書＞-11

#22 ＜金紙＞-11

#23 ＜情書＞-12

#24 ＜金紙＞-12

#25 ＜情書＞-13

#26 ＜金紙＞-13

#27 ＜情書＞-14

#28 ＜金紙＞-14

#29 ＜情書＞-15

#30 ＜金紙＞-15

#31 ＜情書＞-16

#32 ＜金紙＞-16

#33 ＜情書＞-17

#34 ＜金紙＞-17

#35 ＜情書＞-18

#36 ＜金紙＞-18

#37 ＜情書＞-19

#38 ＜金紙＞-19

#39 ＜情書＞-20

#40 ＜金紙＞-20

#41 ＜情書＞-21

#42 ＜金紙＞-21

#43 ＜情書＞-22

#44 ＜金紙＞-22

#45 ＜情書＞-23

#46 ＜金紙＞-23

#47 ＜情書＞-24

#48 ＜金紙＞-24

#49 ＜情書＞-25

#50 ＜金紙＞-25

#51 ＜情書＞-26

#52 ＜金紙＞-26

#53 ＜情書＞-27

#54 ＜金紙＞-27

#55 ＜情書＞-28

#56 ＜金紙＞-28

#57 ＜情書＞-29

#58 ＜金紙＞-29

#59 ＜情書＞-30

#60 ＜金紙＞-30

#61 ＜情書＞-31

#62 ＜金紙＞-31

#63 ＜情書＞-32

#64 ＜金紙＞-32

#65 ＜情書＞-33

#66 ＜金紙＞-33

#67 ＜情書＞-34(完)

#68 ＜金紙＞-34(完)

#70 寫在金紙上的小情歌

#72 封面繪本版(不會出繪本哦)

#73 封面正式版

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