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花式自殺

小豬瑩瑩 小豬瑩瑩
Jan 29, 2023 474 1 Min Read 57 Words
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No Plagiarism!XLTdNWfOGQRAeZWio9yEposted on PＥNAＮＡ

老婆對老公說：我覺得我需要減肥嗎？

老公回答：不需要。

老婆正開心，老公卻說：你需要再投胎，正常的減肥幫不到大象。

那晚，老公差點要去投胎。

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#1 美味的肉乾
#2 花式自殺
#3 可怕的巧克力
#4 什麼工作?
#5 好冷啊。到底哪邊氣溫比較暖和呢？
#6 所謂的廚藝
#7 和姐姐鬥嘴鬥出來的段子
#8 啼哭
#9 腳扭到之後
#11 丈夫與他妻子
#12 需要會台語（閩南語）才能懂的段子(⁠*⁠ﾉ⁠・⁠ω⁠・⁠)⁠ﾉ⁠♫
#13 當你看到藍鳥參加了創挑，你就知道⋯⋯糟糕了
#14 花枝魷魚
#15 噁心
#16 不知道搞笑不搞笑
#17 ！！！真實故事
#18 不政治正確的政治段子
#19 小明和小美
#20 微微微故事: 奇幻作家 (東加豆)
#21 吃人
#22 好哇.....那今天就來講一個有點老的梗
#23 結語
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