「你真係FF少陣好喎,人地話晒都係實況主,點會約你單獨食糖水啊?」我打算把肥軒從幻想中打醒。305Please respect copyright.PENANAVBbVafedxN
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「唔係單獨啊,淇淇叫我搵埋你一齊啊。」說到這句,肥軒明顯降低了抗奮的情緒。305Please respect copyright.PENANArm3wV7DBmp
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「吓,條八婆又想玩咩啊,你唔係諗住要我一齊去吓嘛?」305Please respect copyright.PENANAhZEBcQ3cCB
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「Exact7ly,去食下糖水啫,又唔係要去死。」305Please respect copyright.PENANATfeuCusFt0
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「我琴日都係幫下你啫,我已經得返半條人命,都唔知下次係食糖水定食毒藥啊,呢壇野咪再搞我。」我果斷拒絕。305Please respect copyright.PENANAtVhZGF8nQh
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「你只要應承去,我即刻上網訂支Martin,送到你屋企,你連琴行都唔洗去。」305Please respect copyright.PENANAMmvzHZ7CIC
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肥軒又提出魔鬼的交易,條件極吸引令我猶豫不決,我不是怕肥軒走數,以肥軒的財力那把5位數的結他只算九牛一毛,我怕的是淇淇這個人…305Please respect copyright.PENANAwh0QEbTUzV
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可惜人是犯賤,明知山有虎…305Please respect copyright.PENANAErpMaMNY8V
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「兩個星期內,結他要出現係我眼前,貨到我先會同你去,再講價免問。」305Please respect copyright.PENANAktpT38ehdl
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看似條件苛刻,但我已經作出最大讓步,因為我怕有結他沒命彈…305Please respect copyright.PENANA5wG3kNedf3
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「大佬你點話點好啦,我當你應承架啦,我嘅幸福靠晒你。」肥軒激動地說。305Please respect copyright.PENANAH2hrkj8DfW
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「食個糖水啫,又唔係結婚擺酒,幸乜撚野福呀!」我又潑他冷水。305Please respect copyright.PENANAqQi0GtI8mD
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「就咁話啦,到時再約,我去同淇淇講先啦,bye。」他似乎沒有在意我潑他冷水。305Please respect copyright.PENANAXTKAmGwvlu
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約兩星期後,結他當真送來我家,雖然買結他應該要先試琴試手感,但不用自己付錢已經別無所求。經過一番調整後,我正要彈scale鬆鬆手指筋骨,電話突然響起…305Please respect copyright.PENANAbdpTTgico2
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起初以為是肥軒,我提起電話一看,是個陌生的號碼…305Please respect copyright.PENANAP9loivlzyP
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「你認唔認得我係邊個?」一把女生的聲音。305Please respect copyright.PENANA7PE2Y7T9Fc
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「屌你咩電話詐騙,搵食行遠啲啦!」說畢掛了通話。305Please respect copyright.PENANA5DQN7zkW0Q
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我想再拿起結他時,又有一通來電,又是剛才的號碼…現在詐騙的人都是鍥而不捨的嗎?305Please respect copyright.PENANAHT8GwtJ2GU
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我接通電話想破口大罵…305Please respect copyright.PENANA3ujSR8EV1x
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「死人謝霆鋒,你夠膽cut我線?」是剛才的女聲。305Please respect copyright.PENANAyW8i6Ajg49
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「打錯喎小姐,呢度冇謝霆鋒。」我已經知道是淇淇那個八婆。305Please respect copyright.PENANAphIRVhroTw
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「咁呢度有冇邱子峰?」305Please respect copyright.PENANAuVKOvJJXe4
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「第一,叫左你唔好響全朵,第二,點解你知我個電話號碼?」305Please respect copyright.PENANAVyD30GFSJj
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「你個friend阿軒俾我,係咪唔得先?」305Please respect copyright.PENANAm0PJ7DygGK
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仆街肥軒,為了淇淇連我的電話號碼都出賣…305Please respect copyright.PENANAyvdB4ZuiZn
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「個仆街仔冇用架啦,連我都賣。」305Please respect copyright.PENANAUHQTkR9ZFE
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「係我逼佢俾我架,唔講呢啲住,我打嚟係提你記得聽日食糖水。」305Please respect copyright.PENANAHICxm2PdGr
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「吓,聽日?點解冇人同我講嘅?」305Please respect copyright.PENANA1Sxy4ADDaJ
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「咁我而家同你講都一樣啫。」305Please respect copyright.PENANADABfkH3S7L
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「但係我聽日要返工喎大佬。」305Please respect copyright.PENANA2icQdxRPjB
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「我理得你啊,總之聽日一定要嚟。」305Please respect copyright.PENANAuctRSh9ilm
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「你痴線架,咁野蠻嘅。」305Please respect copyright.PENANA37TNpt5GU6
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「你聽日唔嚟就死梗,係咁先,bye bye。」305Please respect copyright.PENANAYIo7JJaZVg
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我來不及回應,她就掛掉電話…305Please respect copyright.PENANAwLQrzBcAeT