我的工作是在我家附近的便利店當個不斷重複動作的收銀機械人，還不時充當客人的出氣袋。343Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDB5nDDyJbu
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今天一整天忙於工作，直至下班後才有喘息的空間。我拿起電話來看，發現肥軒於稍早前傳了兩個訊息。343Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1HJcEeq7Cy
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「峰哥，今次真係要你救命!」343Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGb4QPA7UQs
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「你放工之後call我。」343Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡf4KMumx4Qp
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屌，明明昨天才弄完一樁煩事，還惹得一身麻煩，我的報酬還未得到。今天又有事，我到底前世欠了你多少…343Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2oo7y2fDMv
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我打算不理他把電話收起來時，肥軒已經來電…343Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqsc2ZFuMNv
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「屌你，琴日先搞到我成身蟻，今日仲嚟?」我接起電話先破口大罵。343Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhkOAbpqAZC
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「唔係啊，今次真係要你救命架。」343Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSfv3owdkch
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「你連半支Martin嘅錢都未俾我，仲想我救你?。」343Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjjjmXsga5P
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「你幫埋我今次，我成支買俾你都得啦。」343Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBjUogMObOI
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「你條仆街次次都咁講架啦，琴日你相又攞左，連條女都帶埋上去，又食又拎，我就乜春都冇!」343Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡuaPt4Ucrbd
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「咪就係因為你帶左淇淇上嚟，所以而家先要你幫手。」343Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYsHAHIJFJ3
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又關我事?這就是所謂因果嗎?343Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlnppzK44tw
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「琴日你地走左之後，我DM淇淇多謝佢上嚟我屋企，佢同我講唔洗客氣仲加多個微笑emoji添。」聽得出肥軒的喜悅。343Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbrCS58djV8
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人家才一句禮貌回應，加個emoji就令肥軒沉過鐵達尼，我不禁為肥軒感到悲哀。343Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡiM4MtqzUIh
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「你同條女啲野關我撚事咩，仲要專登打嚟showoff。」343Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBUTp2GizqD
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「佢仲話如果真係想多謝佢，就繼續支持佢嘅台，間中donate就可以。」他越說越興奮…343Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkMQvxiwHQf
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經典釣火山孝子的話術，稍為有腦的人都不會中招，可惜肥軒中毒太深，要從泥濘中拉他出來幾乎不可能。343Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHo51AHAaaJ
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「咁你想我救你啲咩啊，要我打醒你叫你FF少陣啊?」343Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUYUze8yPod
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「唔係呢，佢話下次可以一齊食糖水。」343Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJPUtbVaF7C
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WTF?這是客套說話嗎?淇淇是撞壞了腦袋嗎?還是她想收肥軒兵?343Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIoqHWFZykM
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