I have friends, many friends and sometimes, I can't tell the difference between a real one and a fake one. But still, I have friends.1009Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAduLNDqONZ
To be completely honest, friends pisses me off. No, I'm not talking about actual friends, I'm talking about the word....and maybe the tv show. 1009Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡeTTskYVAE8
But the word "friends" pisses me off SO much that I seriously despise it when someone uses that term on me. It just has so many meanings and they can either be good or bad. 1009Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBjJ69TMTKV
Anyway, there are types of friends- in my opinion at least:1009Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjOFJ35Z6yC
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1- THE true friend:1009Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8rplOcUIiw
In this small world, there aren't a lot of people that are classified as "true" friends. In fact, this world is filled with so many fake people that you can't tell who likes you and who just... hangs out. But these people are loyal, trustworthy and encouraging. They stay with you no matter who you are, what mistakes you've done and just accept you for being you in general. Now don't get this one mixed up with the second type below, because trust me love, looks can be deceiving. 1009Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkG8Wz5ARbR
These friends don't ditch you when they see another person, they don't talk behind your back- not even in the slightest. They defend you, even when you're wrong and if they don't agree with what you're doing, they're blunt about it- they tell you the truth no matter how harsh and cruel it is because they want what's best for you. 1009Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOG47dCsnWH
Anyway, enough of this sappy shit, on to the barbie doll.1009Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡyQkJ9g9cwi
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2- Barbie Dolls:1009Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3dXjmW1rlv
Now this person does not have to be a blonde haired, blue eyed human like how they are stereotyped in books, but they have the personality of a barbie, aka, plastic. 1009Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbZ1GEltF37
Have you heard of that quote, "bitch get out of the sun, I hate the smell of plastic?" Well let me tell you, that quote is spot on for those fake people when they go out in the sun.1009Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdbbma7Ospg
I can't even begin to describe how many barbies I used to hang out with. I mean, I admit, I was an innocent- like really fucken innocent-girl in primary and middle school and never realized how fake they were. But thankfully I grew out of my innocent phrase-well at least a little bit-to the point I know a fake person when I see one.1009Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0jLrh5OGBD
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We all have that one friend who floats from one group to another that it's really hard to tell if they're good people or are just there for gossip. I don't really know much about the floaters because I don't know anyone like that- well I do but I don't know what to say about them. They're floaters and that's final.1009Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9QFfpVgO45
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4- The Quiet Friend:1009Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdvfnRVfm8g
I'm pretty sure you've met a quiet person before- hell, you might even be one yourself (like just the quiet characteristics..that's all I'm comparing you to.)1009Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2uTtNoucAC
It's said that it's always the quiet ones that know the most, that they're the ones you can go to when in need of advice, or when you want to tell a secret- because you know, they're quiet and can keep their mouths shut.1009Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmlBTli415B
Oh and don't forget the stereotype type that we observe what's going on around us. 1009Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgWoehfVUvV
My God! I can do a whole different chapter rant about the stereotypes of the quiet friend...Or person. 1009Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvuu6gwNiyQ
Now I'm not insulting those kinds of people, because I know I'm one of them. Except for when I know you're annoyed and decide to annoying you further by becoming the chatterbox. But, beware because there are TWO types of quiet people. There are the ones above and the ones under. There's a BIG difference between the two. 1009Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8viS52TpCz
The second type of quiet people are those who don't keep secrets, aren't wise, aren't loyal and they sure as hell don't observe and know what's going around them. These are the specific types I'm talking about. 1009Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWFjmpG47SI
These type of quiet people are the bad ones. I know someone that fits in that category and they're not good people. They're the type of people who categorize you because they think they know you. They're the type who say, "yeah yeah, I'll help out" but secretly try to make things worse. You see what I'm trying to say here? 1009Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbb6A2ArCmO
They try to be like the stereotyped quiet kids but end up doing the opposite and making things worse. They try to act as if they're observing you and then go spit out a whole bunch of crap that isn't even close to who you truly are. 1009Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZBPzW2iyXH
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Just in general, these people are worse than the fake barbies. Just saying...1009Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2AYIEQd3ul
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I'm pretty sure in every wattpad cliche book there's one of those friends. And I'm pretty sure I and every other human on this planet has been through the phrase of talking non-stop, even if it's just for five minutes. Anyway, those people aren't bad, but they also can be annoying as heck. They love gossip-or at least that's what wattpad has stereotyped them as.1009Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsmVDM8LZnE
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6- The Ditchers:1009Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwJQd78tVdw
Now not to be blunt or anything, but I hate these type of friends-actually I loathe them. The ditchers are the type of friends that hang out with you then go to the next person. Doesn't make sense?1009Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡggJnobei4W
Well here's an example. I had this friend back in year six who was a ditcher. This one time, we were walking together and then she saw someone that was classified as "popular" back then and immediately ran after them, leaving me walking on my own. 1009Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡyFICWYSiCd
The next day, I stopped being friends with her, because let's admit it, why would you want to be friends with a person that sees you as a second choice and would kiss the ground of trump's dump for a spotlight of attention? 1009Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIIq60iL2P3
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7- Which brings us to the next type: The attention-loving friend:1009Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjs7ECuZQuk
Everyone loves the attention every once in the while- unless you're people like me who can't stand it because it makes you claustrophobic, which then causes you to panic and breath like a person taking their last breath in a coffin-then yes, everyone loves the attention once in a while. But these type of people live that shit. It's their cocaine, their alcohol, their cigarette-don't even ask me why I just listed those, because frankly that's what popped in my head when I thought of addiction.1009Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡiEE0QoTELA
Anyway, these types of friends would do anything to bring the attention onto them. They could talk loudly- I mean I get that there are naturally loud people on this planet, but this friend would be talking normally and then would see someone-let's say Donald Trump for example- and automatically they'd sound like they have thousands of microphones in front of them. 1009Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBx4d8b36A3
Let's just say, if the spotlight is on you for once in a while, these type of friends would just love to steal it away. 1009Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEoLgzQe9kt
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8- The Smart Friend:1009Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHKYh250lm9
You know, I'm always happy to have smart friends because it makes me look smart by hanging out with the smarty family. But I also dislike them because they're smart. 1009Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIaau7UdX27
Now I'm not saying that I'm jealous of these friends. No. I'm saying that they can annoying at times. 1009Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡaiGqJASRNO
I mean, yes, they make you seem like a dumb fuck.1009Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBhKlVKPIzs
Yes, you're most likely going to whack them on the side of their heads hoping they could lose some brain cells because they're always the first to answer the question.1009Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnGpinM9SpK
Yes, you never can get the chance to put your hand up to answer the question because THAT smartass has called it out. I mean, you stupid idiot, why can't you put your hand up like the rest of the class?!1009Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5JJBURsxY5
Yes, at stages they just won't SHUT UP.1009Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡK7F5hUJCpF
Yes, they annoy you by continuously saying "oh that's easy" or " I know that". 1009Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDLK9gM1HE5
Like no offence, but we don't give a damn if you know it or not. 1009Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLU3EP6gIgs
If I had wanted your opinion smarty-pants, I would've married you.1009Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJoHnf4uiOH
But guys, let's not go quick to conclusion. They're still our friends and we love them to bits.1009Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDVmieo8Xga
Besides, look on the bright side, they can give us answers. What more do you want?1009Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfhnCWLt4nY
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9- The Clown Friend:1009Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlVNM4lS9l9
This friend is funny as hell. Like I'm not even kidding. We all have that one friend who's funny and makes us laugh all the time. They're probably the best person in this whole list. I mean, it's just laughter when you're around them. Laugh, laugh, laugh, laugh.
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10- The Hot Friend:1009Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3eBC3oTee2
I don't have a friend like that.. Or at least I don't know, I don't swing that way. But who has that one friend who is so good looking that it's like the world just stops. And stares. Anyone? 1009Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4usXYnx0tf
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11- Two-Faced Bitch:1009Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡaWXGpa7lSs
Oh I know this. I know this very well. I have a lot of friends like that. Heck, I'm even currently friends with people like them. And to be completely and utterly honest, they're annoying. 1009Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡN7RThh1iGA
Like I know this friend who always smiles in my face at school and always tries to have a laugh with me and she'd be like,1009Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkwCajUjguM
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And I'd be like 1009Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡec94P5Ir4m
"HAHAHAHAHAHA-yeah no, fuck off."1009Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1vir81RpOz
It's just that, why do you need to continue being friends with a two-or as how I used to say it in middle school, tooth faced people even after you know the bullcrap they've said?1009Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpwsajXonwI
Personally, I wouldn't waste my time with fake people, because as they say, 1009Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUbtsYYp427
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12- The Competitive Friend:1009Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡx6GL11CBPa
Now this one was tricky. VERY tricky. I didn't have any friends who I knew were competitive. I knew people of that trait but I didn't know a friend.1009Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcTZuJLvpJM
So I decided to test something out. I pretended to be bragging at my fabulous artistic talentsin front of a friend and I said to her, "I'm not the type to brag or anything, but everyone knows that I'm a better drawer than you."1009Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWJpWCTF19K
Now to be honest, there is a such thing called "good artist" and it doesn't matter the technique you use as a drawing style, because a good drawer is a good fucken drawer. But I'm getting ahead of myself. What I'm trying to say is, the fact that I wasn't trying to brag. I just wanted to see how competitive she was or if she was competitive at all. Which by the way, she's one hell of a competitive person. 1009Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwgS1aYgTzs
Which brings me to how I feel about competitive people. They're annoying. I know, I know, I've said that about most type of friends on here, but seriously, the annoyance level here is fucken high. 1009Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHpIQfYcQKS
I know for a fact that I'm not a competitive person and I honestly struggled to come up with things to brag about when she fired back at me because I mean come on, what are we, five year old kids competing about who picks a bigger snot from their nose?1009Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡl65siWXdLT
Which brings me to the conclusion of what I feel about "competitive friends". If you don't have a competitive friend, I think that you're currently living in heaven. I mean, there are a lot of people who are competitive, but I'm talking about the type of person that competes against a friend. A. Friend. I mean, come on, for fuck's sake, they're your friend. 1009Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡuDtcZFgzRE
I don't find it a good thing when a friend competes against a friend. Because to me, this competition can turn into something else. It turns into jealousy, hatred and just negativity in general. 1009Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwTVIJwlqmi
When you compete against a friend in a joking matter, that's different. But there's also a BIG difference between a joke and the truth.1009Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjsKKzers01
No one needs that in their lives. Get rid of negativity before it gets rid of you. 1009Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ55kiYqw6GI
And if you can't get rid of that, get rid of that competitive trait before it not only makes you lose your friends, but yourself too. 1009Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ56VHTMXUEQ
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Those are the types of friends that I've had or met. Have you met any of those? Or even better, are there any other types of friends that aren't listed here?1009Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXYzlwNHNi5
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Anyway, enough of friends. They're giving me a headache. 1009Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡeUd6zQ5Hay
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UPDATE: I...don't even know what to say. Over a year later looking at this, I'm quite mortified of the amount of negativity and hatred that I held towards others. I mean, what I said above was off course true, but it's my tone and choice of wording. You guys probably won't understand and that's perfectly okay. But wow, I'm...yeah. I don't know.
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