「哦,你班粉皮改老師花名。點呀,佢好揪得㗎?易筋經練到乜嘢級數先?」我不以為然。341Please respect copyright.PENANAoiOe3SL9YI
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「啲同學話佢罰學生罰到人殘廢㗎,真㗎!有同學見過佢以前個學生,駝晒背行路都行唔到呀,你知唔知有個明星個名四個字嘅,以前都係俾人用佢呢種方法罰到駝背縮埋一舊。」攣毛一臉認真的說。341Please respect copyright.PENANAmYr8nsrVDk
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佢講的明星應該是「泰迪RB」,大佬呀,人哋兩歲時跌斷脊椎喎,上《歡樂今朝》講過佢嘅非凡童年啦,點會係俾人罰呀。真係信班小粉皮一成,智商變零。341Please respect copyright.PENANAFqdMpgfYek
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我耐著性子再問:「噉好啦,大家練倒立為乜呢?唔通倒立可以破『黑級浮圖』?」事情似乎愈辯愈明,按著近日報紙雜誌不停吹奏那齣新美劇《X-Files》——The Truth Is Out There!真相應該近在咫尺了。341Please respect copyright.PENANAgbnGL6kHO9
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文仔搶住搭嘴:「聽講練倒立可以預防駝背㗎,萬一『火雲邪神』真係嚟我學校,噉咪唔怕囉。」態度出奇的消極,看來單憑「火雲邪神」四字的金漆招牌,已經有極強的震懾力,令嬰兒不敢哭、小學生乖乖的坐定。341Please respect copyright.PENANAB279iS6Mqk
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我好生奇怪,乜而家啲老師,可以喺學期中隨時過底跳槽咩?社會團契都未得啦。341Please respect copyright.PENANAVcutYDF35c
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我莫霍斯探員(Fox Mulder,那時候西台翻譯做「莫霍斯」)上身,指著攣毛問:「妳讀邊間學校呀?」341Please respect copyright.PENANAV6feiE1od1
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「元洲街邨小學四年級C班。」攣毛一來就「響全朵」。341Please respect copyright.PENANA2PfYoHVI8M
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我又問文仔:「你又讀邊間呀?」341Please respect copyright.PENANA7KotVhsHyz
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「蘇屋邨小學。」文仔也是不假思索就回答。341Please respect copyright.PENANAgCYDXOm8R7
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門小你,謎題咪全部解開晒囉。341Please respect copyright.PENANACga83A1YvW