「Come on, James，可唔可以成熟啲呀? 」1939Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡeB4YuJa69o
1939Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIESSzxKbqj
嘩屌！Come on James? 雖然我係叫占屎，但Evelyn你唔係要將陶公子嘅潮文同我講一次呀?1939Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrWDECNnUDz
1939Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgV4lFlzJVT
我放下手上的星冰樂，有點傻眼的看著眼前的女朋友，Evelyn，她剛從澳洲Working Holiday回來一個月。我倆剛討論我們的未來，我只是有點敷衍的回答了一下，就得到了這句「Come on, James」。1939Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKhrtR73uHU
1939Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCZ6vmJAaDC
「你有無發覺，自從我喺Australia返嚟之後，我哋好似有啲唔夾? 」在Starfuck內，她一面調拌著眼前的Chamomile Tea，一面宣讀她的判詞，完全無視這杯Chamomile Tea其實係唔需要攪勻的。1939Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxSckFRxqy5
1939Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡuA2NN7HC6f
「I mean，其實喺畢業之後，我哋嘅世界好似越嚟越遠，我諗，大家都到咗呢個年紀，係咪應該冷靜咁find out，點樣去解決呢場crisis呢? 」1939Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3fd1jeSyeO
1939Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgmY8j9ZuHE
我頂你個肺！你唔駛真係將篇潮文嘅對白背哂出嚟呀? 而家真係去過一年Working Holiday就大撚哂? 每講一句都要夾硬插啲英文單字入去?1939Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5bpgrEHQup
1939Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡW4sdz0BU34
雖然我不是潮文中滿臉暗瘡，架著銅絲眼鏡的毒撚，但這些對白一樣觸動了我的自尊神經。1939Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAhH15pzu09
1939Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡu8w5FNKEHO
我嘗試作出最後掙扎﹕「我知，你即係嫌棄我啫。你返到嚟就即刻入咗魔根屎單尼，你叻你好嘢。我只係做緊個文員仔，要返5日半仲要成日OT，我配你唔起，但我會努力賺錢，我哋公一份，婆一份，一樣可以買樓結婚㗎。」1939Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6QXDLwH3bw
1939Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKfT4AfCxoa
Evelyn輕輕搖頭，狀甚遺憾﹕「係Morgan Stanley。」她頓了頓，又道﹕「喺你眼中，我就係一個咁現實嘅女仔? 其實我哋嘅differences，喺畢業嗰陣已經出現，我有叫你同我一齊去Australia，但你點答我? 你話已經搵到工，話去一年嘥時間，我喺嗰刻就一直諗，我哋係咪屬於兩個唔同level嘅人。」1939Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCs3q1y2PR7
1939Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJYRpeiqrJ9
哪有錢！你老母！1939Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIjIgr3ymie
1939Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcPAzFp64VX
你明知道我一畢業就已經負資產，而且還要儲錢跟你結婚，那還可以浪費一年時間跟你浪跡天涯！1939Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzoKVEzSakZ
1939Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmjOHfwjiwz
我意識到我們已經到了無可挽回的地步，但還是不甘心地上訴﹕「你知道我要還關窿㗎，我都應承咗你等我升職加人工會同你去一次日本。唔通無錢都係一種罪過? 如果係，點解你唔老實講? 」1939Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdmuJgVazfS
1939Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKeanhDEfth
「I'm not talking about money, you know that.」1939Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡy3EORbTnB2
1939Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡW6gboEzH5n
撈? 我撈你老味！1939Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRXuMCESEHP
1939Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhZirHFuRnk
我忽然冷靜下來，沒有像潮文中的毒撚發脾四就咁走咗去。1939Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡevDzgeEP31
1939Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYPxeeaaOM2
或許，變了心的女人，就像借出去的錢一樣，找收數佬也收不回來。1939Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8tplquLwsr
1939Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡoK893NQSjb
「咁，分手啦。」我揮一揮衣袖，不帶走一片雲彩。1939Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtlLVBttGEF
1939Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIYsed1Ed3u
Evelyn的嘴角若有若無的向上彎了一下，然後微微點點頭﹕「James, we are still friend.」1939Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgdTQ2vrIVp
1939Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKybp1TqSFy
她輕輕呷了一口微涼的Chamomile Tea，然後站起來，離開。1939Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡt6SkJNhDp1
1939Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjP4aaztQ4K
我惆悵的看著眼前只剩半杯的Chamomile Tea，憶起跟Evelyn剛相識時她的一臉羞澀，那個怯怯的濕吻，那夜在宿舍輕輕脫下的胸圍，那對溫軟動人的33C，肉體與肉體碰撞時的啪啪聲，還有那令人念念不忘的口技......1939Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡM8S3VnhFua
1939Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxfFNiJFR8w
你老母！1939Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmAnMvmiwHz
1939Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJ8A7ibxhew
我一拍桌面，發出的呯然巨響嚇得周圍只買一杯咖啡卻坐一整天的偽文青目定口呆，然後霸氣地離開這個傷心地......1939Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpQmiKrdEZA
1939Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡelsQqr68Ye
1939Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡU0egwsPc38
1939Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDRq0qOB3aL
正當我昂首闊步走到街上，打算用霸氣遮掩被飛的事實時，一輛R8在我身側駛過。1939Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnVTw0YnxkQ
1939Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNlS2e4fGkw
我瞄了車廂一眼，坐在副駕的，正是剛飛走我的Evelyn，她正巧笑倩兮的跟司機聊天。我再看真一點，那個司機，身無四両肉，梳著一個比比鳥頭，身穿窄身slim cut粉藍色西裝，是一個比MK更MK的MK仔。而這個MK仔，赫然就是那天跟Evelyn一起從澳洲回來，Evelyn說是在飛機上認識的ABC。1939Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ569DewOXcS
1939Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdNvAddmVQy
我隱約感到，我在香港Holiday Working的時候，她已經在Working Holiday途中送給我一頂綠油油的綠帽。1939Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDoNeOcIK3O
1939Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3tHEmweAAn
屌那星！的士！1939Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkiMaTxNg4o
1939Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXpWl4h86Jg
1939Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWMW0aMD8Vc
1939Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPS8Ar4C0AH
怒從心中起，惡向膽邊生！我毅然伸手截的，並跟司機說跟著前方的R8。1939Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvBxaA81JVP
1939Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUupeSxwVWu
司機從倒後鏡中瞄了我一眼，我吼道﹕「唔駛望啦，係拍緊戲呀！快啲追上去啦！後面成隊crew跟緊呀！」1939Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcsHaLjqAF3
1939Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAFxr3qktGI
的士司機立刻像吃了春藥一樣，發動引擎馬上就追了上去。1939Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVaCtK1p7L3
1939Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHqO83bjgJo
司機的聲音很興奮﹕「拍緊咩戲呀? 我有無對白㗎? 邊個做男主角呀? 係咪發哥呀? 」1939Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡeHldQqM20e
1939Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjSpg67wOD0
其實我唔多想理佢，但係為咗令佢發揮佢嘅小宇宙，我唯有指住我粒衫鈕話﹕「呢道裝咗個微型鏡頭，你嘅角色係一個過氣嘅一級方程式賽車手，性格沉默寡言，為咗屋企人放棄自己嘅賽車夢轉而揸的士。今日我咁啱上咗你部車去追揸R8嘅歹徒，你要發揮你所有潛能追上去，有無問題? 」1939Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhj7Sl5bo0r
1939Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFVMABJyjyT
「無問題！交比我！」的士佬興奮的大聲回答。1939Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡeM6prpbzgB
1939Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMe8IjBuipQ
「好！頭先嗰段我會叫導演cut咗佢，一陣我嗌action你就即刻入戲！」1939Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAOS0duDF1m
1939Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrmekiKhEqK
的士司機馬上撥一撥稀疏的髮絲，然後給了我一個堅定的眼神。1939Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjkKb2xHJlo
1939Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLiKpHyeLZM
「Action！」1939Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZopBYugXPf
1939Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡs9XCCQHvIo
一聲令下，引擎咆哮一聲，的士呼嘯而去，在高速公路上逢車過車。1939Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYhy9yiDSjz
1939Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSXbsbiqpo3
眼看就要跟R8並排而行，比比鳥像發現被人跟蹤，R8越駛越快，漸漸拋離我們。1939Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhETipJIyuL
1939Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBpvtoc5MIE
老實說的士司機的技術認真不賴，只是顯然比比鳥也不是吃素的，而且車款性能明顯不止輸一個檔次。1939Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡaIacnTH29U
1939Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4CDe3nHtsO
眼見遠方的R8駛離了高速公路，到我們跟上去的時候，他們已經消失無蹤，而且我們也被逼停在交通燈前。1939Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjMajJhAr36
1939Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ24sHqcGeo4
我一拍椅背，深深不忿﹕「仆你個街！咁都追唔到！」1939Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1t7XdirlVV
1939Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhRQyY9Ir7d
的士司機很稱職的演繹沉默寡言的性格，他只是利用倒後鏡用眼神問我﹕「咁而家點? 」1939Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqKeQEbG6Rc
1939Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5GE2F1Gl2Y
雖然我也不知道截住他們有甚麼用，但我有點死心不息﹕「喺附近兜幾個圈，睇吓撞唔撞到。」1939Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSmqe5NgqRE
1939Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡv5asPjCDiq
1939Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrmO6rt3Qzc
1939Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡut9Cp1RJlj
的士司機按我的指示在附近兜截，但明顯地R8已經逃離現場，我一無所穫。1939Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡd8bFBBEVra
1939Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5coikzPhCR
我垂頭喪氣伏在前方倚背，腦袋放空，完全不知道該怎樣做。1939Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAAeGOu89h6
1939Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ17toIa1DUH
的士司機輕聲問我﹕「咁我哋下一場戲係點呀? 」1939Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡb7jfFQ24ky
1939Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡko3lQ0lEnF
我從銀包中拿出一張五百元遞給他，有氣無力道﹕「車我去一個無人嘅地方，我要冷靜吓。」1939Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGzX2lynzv8
1939Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡiIxOvCK8JS
他接過鈔票後，一聲不響的開車，過了不知多久，我感到引擎關掉了。1939Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqqZJxwTCJ8
1939Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGF093MeW11
我抬頭一看，車外有點灰濛濛一片，有草有樹，四野無人，是一條窄窄的山路，這裏是甚麼地方?1939Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhUva2cHQKc
1939Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfGVDDrXDmZ
「好cut！Good take！」是時候令他回歸現實。1939Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9vg9cQ6YfO
1939Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4Pb8nw8jRh
的士佬馬上一輪嘴問我﹕「點呀點呀? 我演成點呀? 」1939Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjLzIxV0LF3
1939Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTEaaOecBov
我戴上藍芽，裝作正跟導演溝通﹕「呀......好好！導演話你演得入型入格，做得非常好！」1939Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbtj6lCFulP
1939Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpDSzXl7XP5
「係? 咁我會唔會仲有戲份? 其實我覺得自己好戲過林雪，而且又靚仔過佢！」他又撥一撥稀疏的頭髮。1939Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1vfZOVo1tL
1939Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9mqkzvlABJ
我打開車門，下車之前跟他說﹕「導演喺我頭先上車嗰度拍緊另一組戲，你去搵佢，睇吓佢會唔會安排一下啦，我會同你講幾句好說話。」1939Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5i05EujogI
1939Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡooAqZ2OSSi
的士司機千恩萬謝﹕「唔該哂你呀哥仔，我攞金像獎嗰陣一定會多謝你㗎！係呢，點稱呼呀? 」1939Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzsylka3V33
1939Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgNp23HFxJs
「叫我Come on James啦......話時話，呢度邊度呀? 」1939Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQpu8UpUm4z
1939Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhjtEPq297y
「大帽山呀，你話要無人嘛，駛唔駛我車返你去搵導演? 」1939Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfcRLd1P0oc
1939Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡaIRvuEX96m
我揮揮手﹕「唔駛啦，我仲要演一幕獨腳戲，一陣會有人接我啦，你走先啦。」1939Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVkuPxQKw2A
1939Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkl58sPJxzq
的士司機露出羡慕的表情，然後依依不捨的離開。1939Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdMMP95P73L
1939Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3Y3beHK8DS
1939Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡF8ccasWCX7
1939Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpeiUkjMVNA
我看著漸漸遠去的的士，又轉頭望向另一方向，看來這條路可以一直上山頂，就上去看看吧。1939Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHRvafqNhSP
1939Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlHQjtVaZSF
走著走著，我到了一個可遠眺城市的地方，看著一棵棵如火柴般的樓宇，心裏不禁在想，我到底是為了甚麼而努力? 辛苦讀書工作，OT受氣，換來的，就是一頂綠帽?1939Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9jPS0dnXo8
1939Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡx0H4JbY3bN
我忍不住撿起一塊石頭，使勁丟到遠方，然後向天大嗌﹕「死仆街港女！」1939Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0k56HFvM3z
1939Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCM22V4eamd
轟隆！1939Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvMjg1i7ks1
1939Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrSz3cmXRyq
回應我的，卻是一聲雷響。1939Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡe3munjAm8a
1939Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYizo6E4UZk
我嚇了一跳，然後瞄一瞄天空，灰灰暗暗的正被密雲籠罩，似是快要下雨。1939Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBXgFCtUnmK
1939Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡm0HUwRTI8d
屌！連個天都唔鍾意我? 你等我落咗山先好落雨喎！1939Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFcARLuLPvI
1939Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡT0LrxakCid
才走了幾步，正想打電話call的士之際，突然感到尿急。1939Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9GEXxNNXgv
1939Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMH7Bf8ZqI3
我左望望右望望，視線範圍之內，不要說廁所，連坑渠都沒有一條。1939Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRe2hDxCBsE
1939Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFmzU14jhsq
算了，反正無人，求其快手屙咗篤尿就走。1939Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡoOWuoEnYTa
1939Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡW3SSOpIm8D
我走到路邊的一棵樹下，對著樹幹拉下褲鍊就開始小解。1939Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBTHQi40LdJ
1939Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgrl0cS4nBg
正當我才開始解放，卻已經下起大雨。1939Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡt6GHf7pSaX
1939Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVhiO0HWDNX
我頂你！你落雨都比我屙埋先啦！駛唔駛咁趕呀?1939Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKIgIJE3IoR
1939Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡD6bntUk77K
我馬上氣運丹田，使勁將所有尿液盡快逼出體外，樹幹已經被我濺得濕漉漉一片。1939Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrQq1s9e0Yx
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