It is a beautiful evening in Hell, everything is how it normally is. Alastor was sitting innocently in the hotel lobby with a radio playing jazz. Rosie politely enters the hotel, admiring the architecture. She exclaimed, "Alastor! My friend! You told me you wanted me to tour the hotel?" He replied, "Of course, dear!"
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He stood up and the radio disappeared. Rosie walked next to Alastor, asking, "Well, let's start, shall we?"
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He spoke, "Well we've just had some renovations done so the hotel is a bit different than its original stature"
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Rosie looked around, commenting on the hotel, "Classy! My daughter would love this... I should show her sometime."
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"Well, I thankfully had some choice in the new look...except for some things." Alastor glared at the new security cameras.
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"I'm glad it has some security at least. Besides you Alastor. I was just scared Charlie would be unsafe if you weren't here."
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"Haha I'm always here..." He made a dramatic radio static noise.
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"I know... it's been a while since you've visited." She made a sad and jealous noise.
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"I'll be back to visit as soon as this hotel is fully up and running again which shouldn't take too long." He glanced at her. "Remember, you're never fully dressed without a smile!"
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She begrudgingly smiled, "Fineeee, I suppose I can wait a bit."
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"Or you could become a client of the hotel." He grinned sarcastically.
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She ignored the sarcasm. "If only I could get to heaven. My whole family is up there. Well, besides my daughters and son..." She paused for a moment. "I really miss my sister."
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He suddenly had an evil idea, "Rosie dear, what if you and your children could go to heaven? Why not try out this little redemption thing?"
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She wondered, "What's the point? Do you have any proof it works? I know your evil face. Well, it's really similar to your regular face, actually."
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"Well Charlie doesn't have any proof for her loss cause sinner redemptions business." He grinned evilly, "It would make her happy if an overlord were to come and stay at the hotel, as a client."
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She sighed, "Alastor, I am SO skeptical right now. ...fine. I'll stay, but only for a bit and I want to go back to my shop and daughters and son whenever I want."
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"Wait what-" he blinked. "It's a deal then I suppose."
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"Plus, you're here and I can annoy you and paint your nails. I'm going to try to find the princess after this to sign whatever I have to."
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"...shit." He stared dramatically. "You better leave my hair alone or else I'll give you the same style."
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She shielded her precious hair. "Fine. I will just paint your nails, and I do not know... make cannibal soup?"
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"There is some spare angel wings left over from the exterminations we could use."
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"Ooooo..."
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"We can also make some jambalaya."
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"I can use some of my sauce for the wings! I wish I could make wings like I used to, but then I just started cooking my exes instead."
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"Most men now a days don't have refined tastes."
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"Most men now are just ignorant little boys. That is why I have not been out with anyone in years. No one can understand me besides you and Edina." She sighed sadly. (By the way, Edina is an OC I made up on the spot, not a canon character that no one knows about)
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"Some men are rather-" He had a radio glitch. "Annoying, I was going to say annoying."
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"Agreed..." She had a sad spacing out moment of silence. "Well, anyways, it's time for me to see my new temporary hotel home place for the next while."
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"Well, will you be staying nights at the hotel?"
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"Maybe, if I feel like it."
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"Then you would need a room." He turned toward the stairs. "Let's go get you one."
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She perked up. "Let's go then."
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He grabbed a hotel room key, "Room 666 will be where you stay Rosie."
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She snatched the key. "Great! One question, am I allowed to decorate it? Preferably with skulls because I've been carrying a few I can't fit in my house."
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"Of course! Just be warned Angel and Husk can and will complain about the smell of rotting corpses."
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"They have no taste! The smell is the most exquisite I have ever had the honor of smelling in my life and afterlife!" She slowly walked into her room.
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"Make yourself comfortable, if you need me, I'll be down in the lobby." He used his shadows to teleport away.
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She sighed, "Well, I suppose it's time to call Edina and get started in my room." She pulled out a phone to call her. "If only I could find out how to make this thing work..."
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Alastor appeared in the lobby next to the bar and started blasting Cannibal by Kesha while drinking some whiskey.
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After finally setting up her room, Rosie walked downstairs and heard Kesha. She dismissed the music and went to the bar to get some wine. Alastor was too busy getting drunk to notice her, although it did not matter because she had already caught him listening to Kesha several times before.
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Suddenly, he started playing Material Girl by Madonna. Rosie somehow ended up sleeping on the ceiling without anything to hold her up there. Alastor ended up passing out at the bar while blasting American Horror Show in the lobby.
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