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1.十年後鳳梨開罐(?)設定。170Please respect copyright.PENANA1K55Tk6IVd
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2.小青娃(腦殘)獨白開場設定,雷者請自行右上角叉叉。170Please respect copyright.PENANAts5syYGchw
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3.戲中有床單但是不滾床單,請相信會住在瓦利亞的都是善良的好孩子。(P!170Please respect copyright.PENANAKECtj5mRrZ
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〈討厭雨天的青蛙、上〉170Please respect copyright.PENANAC34Wvf2e3M
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雨。170Please respect copyright.PENANAyIq5CmqLOX
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六道骸並不喜歡雨天。170Please respect copyright.PENANAyNtcAf6CIu
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更明確地說,只要是白日、太陽光芒照耀大地的時刻,無論是任何天氣,六道骸都不會喜歡。170Please respect copyright.PENANAIHUDK956TC
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雖然,在24小時空調不停歇的瓦利亞總部,溼氣啊黴菌那些擾人的問題其實根本就離得好遠好遠。
咳哼、就這點上來說,瓦利亞可和那個小氣苛刻還會以浪費為名義亂扣人薪水的彭哥列家族可不一樣吶哼。瓦利亞的優渥待遇無論從哪點上來看都比那個小氣家族要好太多太多了哼哼。170Please respect copyright.PENANAMSwSMNK2ck
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啊不過,濕濕黏黏的雨天是不管任何人都討厭的。170Please respect copyright.PENANAHFe6uMMEcG
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所以結論,六道骸和Me一樣討厭雨天。170Please respect copyright.PENANAKuRAYWDM3r
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嗯嘛至少,在從六道骸出獄後和自己這段半長不短的相處時間推論下來,六道骸討厭雨天的成份居多。不知道這是否與他長期間浸泡在水牢偽裝鳳梨罐頭的經歷有關?170Please respect copyright.PENANAJMxoqNfTGg
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嗯,這又是一個有關於自己的師傅──六道骸的問題,一個值得Me深思的好問題。170Please respect copyright.PENANA0hkgRv6xA2
呆望著牆壁上時鐘秒針快速吞噬時間的同時,法蘭如是想著。170Please respect copyright.PENANAbyDUenE5qG
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不過,要是當面提出這個問題的話,Me應該會一秒直接被叉去做輪迴串燒之類的吧?170Please respect copyright.PENANAEyKOtvxdpe
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答案是肯定的。170Please respect copyright.PENANA2yyHidxE98
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只是,同樣的,六道骸也是一個很討厭麻煩的人。170Please respect copyright.PENANAlFZf0jYyJZ
所以,依照Me對師傅的理解,現在的六道骸應該會在一陣KUFUFU怪笑之後,丟下一個曖昧不明不置可否的答案緊接著逃之夭夭,然後躲回小氣彭哥列那邊繼續睡他的大頭覺,留下Me一個人對著空蕩蕩的床鋪發呆發到白痴病發作然後讓牙蟲菌團把Me給消滅掉。170Please respect copyright.PENANAE0VRcWAMhr
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咦,好像離題了。總之,師傅一向不喜歡他人過問太多事情,就算是他寶貝的那位半身大姐也一樣。170Please respect copyright.PENANAPDNGU5f4D4
唯一不同的一點是,如果剛剛的問題是由那位討厭的半身大姐來問的話,師傅會用著令人心安的溫和笑容以及安撫的輕拍,軟綿綿的卸除掉他重要半身的不安。
真是、偏心。170Please respect copyright.PENANAYuuudPIcnM
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「暍!」170Please respect copyright.PENANAqqllwYNIjj
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陡然響起的隆隆空調運作聲打斷了少年心中層出不窮的疑惑及自嘲般的解答。170Please respect copyright.PENANAYt5GoEA9L7
有著奇異綠髮綠眸的少年幾乎在運作聲響起同時,就反射性地將視線投注在房中唯一的大床中、那白色隆起的小山之上。170Please respect copyright.PENANAJfPPxZ2llW
直到確定床上那人的睡眠並沒有因為這一陣定時響起的雜音受到驚擾之後,法蘭才緩緩地將胸口高懸的那口氣吐出、放下。170Please respect copyright.PENANAGfhsUiZwNR
也是到此時,法蘭才驚覺自己的肩膀早就因為長時間的緊繃而變得僵硬不已。170Please respect copyright.PENANAo2swqpjQ6s
有些吃力地轉動硬直的頸項,法蘭小心翼翼地、不敢多發出一絲聲響,就只怕自己一個不小心太過用力會驚擾到床上人兒甜美的夢境。170Please respect copyright.PENANAxlDkIRqIMj
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但事實上,法蘭就連自己的師傅到底是睡了還是醒著也無法確定。170Please respect copyright.PENANADW570IGAW0
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停下了活動筋骨舒活血脈的動作,發現了新疑惑的少年再度進入放空一切的自問自答無限輪迴之中。170Please respect copyright.PENANAyCmZYb5ryf
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畢竟,他並沒有那麼多條命,多到足以去打擾一個「只要睡眠不足就會虐待徒弟出氣」的可怕鳳梨精最重要的睡眠時間。170Please respect copyright.PENANAfY3NAKhYgQ
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不過,俗話說的好,正所謂天不從人願。170Please respect copyright.PENANAdFoxxO1KA5
其指的就是當你越是小心執著在某些癥結點上時,結果往往越會和原本期望的方向背道而馳,並且無止盡地朝向最壞的方向高速發展前進,想停都停不下來。170Please respect copyright.PENANAqUY4vqYnqp
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沒錯!就像是現下這種狀況!170Please respect copyright.PENANAKxmbN9LTFS
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答答答答答……碰!170Please respect copyright.PENANACJDh7iec7J
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「小青娃──!王子我大發慈悲地來陪無聊的你玩了,還不快快和我磕頭道謝啊!」170Please respect copyright.PENANAXS9DMDsvXf
伴隨著某人暴力踹開大門的巨響,無數亮晃晃的飛刀也毫不留情地筆直朝著房中大床招呼過去。170Please respect copyright.PENANAsi2eY1ba5R
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「無聊的人是前──輩吧,Me一直在陪師傅聊天,很忙碌的所以你趕快滾──啦。」170Please respect copyright.PENANANiiBKFna9C
原本僵硬的少年一反前態、在短短一秒不到的空隙迅速跳下椅子站直了身子,然後就在直起身軀0.01杪的剎那,他大大張開的雙臂後瞬間炸開了無數青綠色的藤蔓,挾帶著巨大的蓮葉吞沒了少年身後所有的空間,包含著白色的大床以及白色大床上那重要的人兒一起。170Please respect copyright.PENANApCfnKoKC78
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冷凝著如無波碧水湖面一般的淡漠表情,因為今天是例行的洗帽子假日,所以旁人也無法從少年那張平靜到近乎面癱的稚嫩臉上解讀出一絲絲面對生死交關該有的緊張情緒。170Please respect copyright.PENANAqyYfjZp1XN
不過,從少年過於暴力推砌幻壁擋下並吞沒反彈飛刀的一氣呵成舉動中,還是稍稍洩漏了些許不尋常的火藥味。170Please respect copyright.PENANARayCDpKNqI
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而這也讓緊追在貝爾身後的瓦利亞部眾感到一股莫名的寒顫,而在下一秒,他們心中不詳的預感也很快地就應驗了。170Please respect copyright.PENANAtscF5UDHK4
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「不過,如果前──輩趕快去死的話,Me一定會天天到前輩墳前唱歌跳舞娛樂前輩的啦──。」簡言之,就是前輩你趕快去死啦哈哈哈最好趕快死一死我會很開心、開心到手舞足蹈的喔這樣。170Please respect copyright.PENANAwAorCXAPFV
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只見看似無害的少年微歪著頭,用著怎麼看怎麼欠扁的語氣表情說著讓自家噬血前輩絕對會在下秒抓狂扁死他發飆用小刀捅死他外加發神經砍死他一百遍以上的超級大逆不道發言。170Please respect copyright.PENANAjfBOAIaKhn
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霎時間瓦利亞部眾全體反射神經很好的立馬大大地退了一大步,除了僵硬表情警戒著眼前的房舍是否在下一刻就會有崩塌的危機外,完全沒有多餘的心力去阻止臉上脖上背上不斷暴出的冷汗。170Please respect copyright.PENANAlOO4zE0q1I
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「喔喔看來今天小青娃很想見血喔。」無視史庫瓦羅前幾天才對自己下達的嚴重警告,貝爾露出了嗜血的猙獰笑容,雙臂一晃就是如同刺蝟佈滿周身的冰冷飛刀,銀白肅殺的刀身冷冷叫囂著極欲見血的瘋狂飢渴。170Please respect copyright.PENANAT8kAhNO150
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「哼、有辦法的話就來──啊,前──輩!」周身閃爍起幽冥綠光的少年刻意加重的尾音如同戰鬥場上表示開始的鐘響,兩人間一觸即發的強烈殺意令一旁僅存少數想出聲制止的部下、霎時因無法承受這種劇烈壓迫感而幾乎窒息。170Please respect copyright.PENANA9g7mgpYytc
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「抱歉打擾了。」170Please respect copyright.PENANAYyNoQdcDRH
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「我是來找骸大人的,麻煩兩位讓路好嗎?」
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作者P話:(可無視謝謝)
如各位所見,170Please respect copyright.PENANAVxLLfOIosj
瓦利亞育兒中心這坑170Please respect copyright.PENANAfW7mpEc1cu
是一個作者私心放很大所以寫得很歡樂的新坑無誤。(蓋章
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大概是因為瓦利亞給人的感覺比較自由比較無拘無束比較「快樂」吧。170Please respect copyright.PENANAC2jTa590Cf
(眾:你眼睛脫窗啦!
原因二,也是很重要的一點,因為俺被法蘭的角色歌歌詞給重擊了!170Please respect copyright.PENANAZZJnLzvuED
於是乎,瓦利亞篇的第一章不是可怕的boss也不是人見人吃的鯊魚。(被砍170Please respect copyright.PENANAMdov9wZcDt
而是代替了瑪門之位的法蘭。
「ME只是代替品嗎?大家都在看著ME嗎?」
只能說俺被這兩句暗算到無以復加的地步ORZ。(搥胸頓足中
然後最後一段「請記住ME的存在......我也想要,能留在這裡的未來。」
啊啊啊啊沒關係到馬麻這裡來馬麻絕不會拋棄你的啦──!(母姓氾濫中((被眾敲暈拖走
總之,感謝各位的鍵閱(長揖170Please respect copyright.PENANAr7rW3W6bvh
讓各位看了這麼多廢話真是不好意思(撓首170Please respect copyright.PENANAjPJWfAsFg5
不過,看在這篇應該很快會結束的狀態下,170Please respect copyright.PENANAj304NnQyAr
請各位原諒俺的小小爆走吧啾咪!(一秒被叉去作輪迴串燒