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那夜，邂逅砌LEGO的老伯

熊貓王子 熊貓王子
Oct 18, 2022 168 4 Mins Read
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角色：麥當勞經理 (阿發)、麥當勞職員 (賢仔)，老伯

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第一場屋邨麥當勞餐廳夜

△ 陰暗的屋邨麥當勞餐廳一角，一名瘦弱的老伯，佔用著一張兩人枱，聚精會神，默默地砌著LEGO。枱的中間是一座尚未完成LEGO建築物的底層，旁邊圍著大堆LEGO。

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麥當勞經理：屌，又係呢個阿伯，食完個包就喺度砌LEGO砌到收工都唔願走！阿賢，趕佢走！

賢仔：吓，又係我？

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△賢仔不情不願地走向老伯

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賢仔：阿伯，唔好意思呀，我哋要閂門啦。

老伯：咩話，你講咩呀？

賢仔提高音量：阿伯，夠鐘閂門啦！快啲返屋企訓啦！

老伯：返咩屋企訓呀，我喺度訓得啦。

賢仔：上次咪同你講過咯，我哋呢度唔係開24小時㗎！𠵱家要閂門呀，走啦！

老伯：係咩…人哋啲麥當勞都開通宵㗎，你哋呢間咁早閂門嘅…唉，得啦得啦，砌埋呢度先…

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△又過了一會，賢仔不耐煩地走向老伯

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賢仔：阿伯，你砌完未呀，我哋要閂門啦！

老伯：等多陣，好快，我砌埋呢層個頂先，唔係好易散㗎，散咗又會掉哂啲件…

賢仔：合作下好喎，我哋都要收工㗎。

老伯：你咪撚煩住我先啦。

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△賢仔目露凶光，一手拿起老伯身旁膠袋，一手把抬面的LEGO掃入袋

賢仔：嗱，我𠵱家幫你執呀，你下次再嚟啦…

老伯：喂𡃁仔，你做咩搞我啲嘢呀！屌你老母！我分好哂㗎！喂你好啦喎，停手呀！

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△老伯一手伸向賢仔，想搶回膠袋，賢仔亦奮力拉實。兩人激烈拉扯，推撞一會，LEGO散滿一地，老伯跌坐在地上的LEGO。

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老伯：呀呀呀呀呀呀，屌你老母！哎吔，好痛呀。呀呀呀呀呀呀！

賢仔：阿伯你點呀？嘩，你扭親隻腳喎！經理，過嚟幫手呀！

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第二場屋邨麥當勞餐廳夜

△經理與賢仔扶了阿伯坐在一旁，賢仔拿出藥酒為阿伯搓著腳腕

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經理：阿賢你有無搞錯，少少嘢都做唔好！

賢仔：食屎啦，你有邊鑊呢啲嘢，唔係推我出嚟！？

老伯：死𡃁仔，阿伯你都蝦，你咪以為搓幾下就算呀，我唔放過你呀！我一定投訴你哋，報FBI拉9哂你哋！

賢仔：你都痴撚線嘅，你大撚哂呀？砌LEGO返屋企砌啦！呢度唔係你屋企呀！

經理：唔好嘈啦！一人少句！阿伯，係我哋唔啱！咁你依家想點呀，大家都係搵食啫，不如我請你今個月任食啦！

老伯：鬼貪你啲薯條魚柳包。一係咁，你買盒新出嘅LEGO城堡10305，送埋去我屋企，今次就咁算啦！

經理：好，就咁話啦。賢仔，你去！

賢仔：吓，你老…

經理：得啦，我出錢，你出力！聽日比錢你，早啲收工，買完送過去。

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第三場屋邨單位門口日

賢仔：盒10305原來咁撚大盒嘅，拎撚到我成身汗… 陳伯，開門啦，我係賢仔呀！開門啦，我係賢仔呀！

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△老伯開門，賢仔入屋，發現小小的一人公屋單位，四周井井有條擺滿各式各樣的LEGO，除了已砌好的，一角還放有很多全新未開封的LEGO。

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賢仔：你隻腳好返未呀？！

老伯：好你條命，你試下大大力坐喺成堆LEGO上面，仲要隻腳扭一嘢！

賢仔：對唔住呀… 呀，你都好多LEGO喎… 喺度砌未幾好，做咩成日要拎落嚟麥當勞砌呀。

老伯：你話咩話？

賢仔：我話！你做咩成日要落嚟麥當勞砌LEGO呀？！

老伯：麥當勞… 有冷氣… 地方大，人多呀！唔好講咁多，飲罐汽水先啦！

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賢仔：唔洗啦，我送完嘢… 走㗎啦！我返去做嘢呀！

老伯：坐陣啦，都過到嚟咯，盒嘢你拎得咁辛苦，一齊睇下呀！

賢仔：呀…好啦，其實我自細都好鐘意LEGO㗎，不過細個無乜錢買，大過又無乜時間砌。

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△賢仔同老伯一齊拆開包裝，然後慢慢一起把零件分類、拼砌起來。

老伯：後生仔，砌得咁快嘅，我嗰邊先砌得少少。

賢仔：係咩… 係呢，你咁多LEGO，全部買嚟自己砌㗎？

老伯：本來係買嚟同個孫砌㗎。之前我成日同佢一齊砌㗎。

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賢仔：咁你個孫呢？

老伯：走咗啦…跟老豆老母移咗民啦…

賢仔：哦…移民呀…明呀，我都好多親戚朋友移咗民呀…

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△邊傾邊砌了近一小時，賢仔電話響起來

老伯：係未夠鐘開工啦？

賢仔站起來，正欲離開時又回頭問：咁，你今日仲落唔落去麥當勞，我扶你落去？

老伯：唔使啦，我抖下先啦，同埋費時成日阻住你哋收工啦！

賢仔：聽日收工，再上嚟同你砌過？

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△老伯微笑，出試當真Logo，Logo出到一半，大堆七彩顏色的LEGO零件覆蓋畫面

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