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比賽三點開始,由於是決賽,出場陣容基本上除了我之外,也沒有太大多改變。當我們來到場館,留意到對面已經到齊了,還有一群女生當啦啦隊。站在身旁的大杰氣沖沖地說:「屌,人地連女都帶埋黎,我地連打氣團都冇,心淡啦!」232Please respect copyright.PENANA4dF6IPKlYD
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我:「屌,咁容易受世俗影響!我地今日唔炒佢地三十分以上,我去食晒佢啲女女」232Please respect copyright.PENANAgVGgn7Znju
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Ming:「咁好為難你姐,所以我決定同你一齊去食晒佢啲女女」232Please respect copyright.PENANARQWhTliOyq
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輝:「你地可唔可以認真啲?就算炒唔到三十分,我地都要食晒佢啲女女」232Please respect copyright.PENANAnLBd3WZu2A
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大家:「隊長英明,一於食晒啲女女!」232Please respect copyright.PENANARYZyV4ZUls
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不過對手的實力,整體而言不算太強,畢竟這種賽事只是業餘水準,只有我們這群閒人才願意降級虐殺,一般有水準的都不願參加。當裁判示意比賽即將開始,我們按照早已商議好的策略,由我(PG)、細杰(SG)、呀Dee(SF)、大杰(PF)加埋呀Ming(C),作為先發嘅五人組。我們五個人的平均身高1.93,相反對方整體身高差太遠,相信只靠身高足以控制戰局。232Please respect copyright.PENANAC6ywPsddzV
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整場賽事正如我們所料,單方面虐殺對手,比分為70-35,成功以大比分贏得冠軍。可是,那群替補球員在我們比賽期間,竟然成功拿了對面隊女生們的電話和IG,甚至有人約了下次一起打籃球,簡直是不要臉。232Please respect copyright.PENANAnpodnKLcSs
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Jason:「你地場上咁努力,我地場下一樣咁努力」232Please respect copyright.PENANA1vebmqbISZ
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Ming:「我地就出汗水,你地就出口水,你地開心啦」「咁都要佢地嘅英姿幫我地吸引到班女女先得,我地先可以食到女!」232Please respect copyright.PENANAfhPrAK8LYQ
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我:「呀Ming,你認住佢地班仆街,搞到幾多兄弟冇得溝女,冇得出pool」232Please respect copyright.PENANAPb9pUfkbe2
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輝:「你唔好係到煽風點火,明明你自己身邊咁多女,你又唔介紹佢地識!」232Please respect copyright.PENANAqr5AmZgFqz
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Dee:「阿威,係咪真㗎,阿輝講嘅係咪真?你有好多女!」232Please respect copyright.PENANA76L8KDyIYe
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我:「全部都係輝哥啲fd,同我完全冇關係」232Please respect copyright.PENANAAz10FaCxRV
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輝:「我地唔好咁容易因為女嘅問題而傷大家感情。今日我地贏對方三十五分,我決定請大家食餐好!」232Please respect copyright.PENANABE8On33oeH
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大杰:「今晚我唔得,約左女朋友食飯。下次先再食過」232Please respect copyright.PENANA2eF8s7xYfV
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Ming:「大杰,你幾時有女朋友?點解你會出到pool,點解呀!」232Please respect copyright.PENANAxOzsDZvVJ9
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我:「大杰,你走先啦!你再唔走,我驚你俾呀Ming佢地碎屍萬段」232Please respect copyright.PENANAjcU8S8VIHL
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順利護送大杰離開後,回頭看到阿Ming和Dee頽廢的樣子,更不斷要求大家一起做單身男人,歧視所有有女朋友的男人。一群人則笑著走到餐廳,途中我又收到Bobo所send的美食照片。232Please respect copyright.PENANA95QPj9yb3g
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Bobo:「你份手信——石狩鍋,好好食呀!!😍😍」232Please respect copyright.PENANAWtWLijhnmj
我:「你真係好賤格,好彩我都唔輸蝕😁😁」我馬上再影了張海鮮焗飯給她看。232Please respect copyright.PENANAUHy5vUHdzN
Bobo:「你搞到我好想食呀😳😳」232Please respect copyright.PENANA5Qu8j26qfS
我:「俾你止下渴,等你返黎我帶你去食最好味嘅海鮮焗飯🤤🤤」232Please respect copyright.PENANAT5tpECEn65
Bobo:「一言為定♥♥」232Please respect copyright.PENANAseFo1KmEkP
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不知道是不是警覺性降低了,阿Ming看著我的messages,我也沒有察覺到。232Please respect copyright.PENANAwOHL4khOEm
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Ming:「唔怪得知阿威會放走大杰,原來佢自己都有女,真係冇天理!」232Please respect copyright.PENANA5mr8vgPi3N
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我:「我個fd姐,係咪咁都唔得先」232Please respect copyright.PENANAnjFFLpp89C
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Ming:「如果係fd會用『心心』符號,你當我係白痴呀!」232Please respect copyright.PENANAdOR90flkP8
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Dee:「燒死佢!燒死佢!」232Please respect copyright.PENANAC7FjUGcqQw
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我:「我諗送你地去青山好啲」232Please respect copyright.PENANAK8BcVDtA66
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輝:「又係到講咩,我應該冇miss到任何嘢」232Please respect copyright.PENANAYoATVL2oIx
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Ming:「有人send『心心』符號俾你個好兄弟,佢仲話係普通朋友,邊有普通朋友會send『心心』?」232Please respect copyright.PENANAVh6ywfYwqW
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輝:「阿威,係咪Queenie呀?」232Please respect copyright.PENANAbQtgMksBgx
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Dee:「我諗唔係,個名係B字頭,肯定唔係咩Queenie!」232Please respect copyright.PENANAo0E80IQFLk
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