我一邊食飯,一邊觀察著小食部的人龍,似乎回到「指南」剛推出的時候了。可是,操場的水機今天忽然大排長龍,水機前排了二、三十人,平常頂多只有兩三個人排隊。255Please respect copyright.PENANAO7lwp6iKVx
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好久沒見的Robin突然出現在我面前,他拿著杯麵。255Please respect copyright.PENANAD3KmVofNzR
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「Joyce,有冇人坐?」Robin指一下我旁邊的空位。255Please respect copyright.PENANA2vK9nl1tIW
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「冇啊,坐。」我說。255Please respect copyright.PENANAahDl9BX2cM
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每次Robin來找我總是覺得有事情發生,我的直覺不會錯。255Please respect copyright.PENANAec9lH0cIxk
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「上面三樓、四樓同五樓嘅熱水機都壞左,所以地下部機好多人排隊。」Robin解釋了人龍的出現。255Please respect copyright.PENANA6Ez0HC5JMG
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「怪唔知得咁多人啦。又會冇啦啦今日一次過壞三部?」我說。255Please respect copyright.PENANAOudVtNqfme
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「係囉,好奇怪,不過學校應該會搵人維修嘅。」Robin說,然後吸了一口杯麵。255Please respect copyright.PENANAcEBJ3o4Ssw
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我嘗試整理一下這兩個星期發生的事情,首先是我們發佈了指南,然後學校叫外賣和自備午餐的人多了。接著學校打壓外賣,然後就到今天壞水機。255Please respect copyright.PENANAK4uIijw5Kd
「你覺唔覺得怪怪地?由我地出完指南之後,學校唔比人叫外賣,然後封左啲熱水機。」我說。255Please respect copyright.PENANAXwCtbEkLwu
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「你咁講又真係好可疑,唔通佢係針對我地?但係點解要針對我地?」Robin思考著。255Please respect copyright.PENANA6mPwzovPM7
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「佢做呢兩樣野最大嘅利益者係邊個?」我想著。255Please respect copyright.PENANAWZ2weKl8S6
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「係小食部。」我們兩個異口同聲的說。255Please respect copyright.PENANASzOLeL20kD
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「我地出指南教大家叫外賣同自備lunch,最大影響嘅係小食部。」Robin說。255Please respect copyright.PENANAqhdvsbOExL
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「我地上去睇下啲熱水機係咪真係壞,就會知道答案。」我說。255Please respect copyright.PENANAMZKpQ38INo
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我們兩個二話不說,離開飯堂,拿著水樽跑上了三樓的水機。255Please respect copyright.PENANATxBC0N7coU
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三樓的水機上面貼著一張寫著「壞機,冇熱水」的紙在出水的鐵柱。255Please respect copyright.PENANA9aYUxXGzNV
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我一手把那張紙撕去,然後扭開水制,熱水冒出蒸汽從鐵柱流出,流到我的水樽。255Please respect copyright.PENANAilANvT4fBk
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「吓,啲水熱嫁。」我一臉驚訝,水機根本沒有壞。255Please respect copyright.PENANAs8kEscWq8j
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「係,唔似有壞。」255Please respect copyright.PENANAzccvM66DBr
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我們兩個再去了四樓和五樓的水機測試,結果都是一樣,水機根本沒壞。如果講出來,會震驚全校吧。255Please respect copyright.PENANAJ0FdW2zv90
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我拿著水樽,看著Robin,我實在想不透下一步該做什麼。255Please respect copyright.PENANAzD1DCRWhoa
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「我地去搵陳主任。」255Please respect copyright.PENANAzEjp78wTB1
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「好。」255Please respect copyright.PENANAxULRnKUJO5
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我們熟悉的走到四樓的教員室門口,然後敲門。255Please respect copyright.PENANA79srMe515M
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陳主任依舊坐在門口在吃飯,凶巴巴的看著我們兩個。255Please respect copyright.PENANAA9OdCHnuqV
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「陳主任,我想問下今日係咪有幾部飲水機冇熱水?」255Please respect copyright.PENANACepOglXSxm
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「又係你地兩個啊?係啊,壞左啊,寫住左嫁。我地搵左人維修,不過要啲時間。」陳主任平靜的說。255Please respect copyright.PENANAP7z0p9gYCX
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「其實啲水機係咪冇壞?」Robin問。255Please respect copyright.PENANAMOjMjpuois
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「你講緊咩?」陳主任一臉疑惑。255Please respect copyright.PENANAVh5DImHb6I
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「部機出到熱水。」說罷,Robin把我手上的水樽拿給陳主任。255Please respect copyright.PENANARrARgBr49f
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「都……都話部機壞……你地仲走去試。」陳主任顯然有點緊張,應該是謊話被揭穿吧。255Please respect copyright.PENANAgDKhC4JluL
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「呃……可能係間唔中出到掛,唔知啊,今朝係啲同學話唔得咋。唔,總之等人check左冇問題先用啦,唔好用住喇。」陳主任不敢直視我們。255Please respect copyright.PENANAREgNYd1LCN
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「哦,咁幾時會黎check?」我繼續問。255Please respect copyright.PENANAPlIWnYUXBn
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「應該過兩日掛,唔知啊佢地未覆。」255Please respect copyright.PENANA1SEbMnDXGy
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「好,唔該曬你啵。」Robin故作禮貌的說,然後我們離開教員室。255Please respect copyright.PENANAhzieglZIEE
「我地有新工作,將呢件事寫上Facebook話比大家知其實啲水機冇壞。」我說。255Please respect copyright.PENANAYR9f3FmwoC
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「加多句,壞左嘅係陳主任,唔係水機。」Robin說。255Please respect copyright.PENANAztgzD0ITfW
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「哈哈。」我禁不住笑。255Please respect copyright.PENANA6pPdLh2Z2m
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「好好笑咩?我認真嫁。」Robin無奈的看著我。255Please respect copyright.PENANAz6KP0DIJhM
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「好,唔笑囉。」我收起笑容。255Please respect copyright.PENANAJ95kgqex7v
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放學的時候,我們再次相聚電腦室,為的是我們的Facebook貼文。255Please respect copyright.PENANAjDlfYiBAXH
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「我地唔單止要踢爆,仲要話比所有同學知背後嘅陰謀。」Robin說。255Please respect copyright.PENANAs6jBPeLmf8
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「放心交比我。」我說。255Please respect copyright.PENANA9btcDhRRTL
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登入Beans Kong的賬號,我開始輸入:255Please respect copyright.PENANAI9pBNsN37x
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「[個野壞左?]255Please respect copyright.PENANAiUAeLPrMgN
今日有三部水機被貼上「壞機,冇熱水」的標示255Please respect copyright.PENANAvgNCz7TL1Y
經過測試,三部水機可以正常出熱水255Please respect copyright.PENANAiMyEowHuEN
我懷疑,應該係寫告示嘅人壞左,唔係水機壞左255Please respect copyright.PENANAWrKjuFlhEM
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另外,起我地覓食指南推出後嘅呢兩個禮拜255Please respect copyright.PENANAG5brKpAcSg
學校打壓叫外賣嘅自由255Please respect copyright.PENANA47wcgGpCiI
宜家又發生假壞水機嘅事255Please respect copyright.PENANAoWJgWtwJNi
呢兩件事,好難唔令人聯想起255Please respect copyright.PENANAlgHJyPccsU
學校係想阻止我地發起嘅罷食小食部行動255Please respect copyright.PENANAcH7GMipsPX
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香光人,我地有權食好啲!!!」255Please respect copyright.PENANAnQuKv3qODI
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Robin確認可以後,我按下發佈的按鈕。255Please respect copyright.PENANA17P1ym9W8X
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「估唔到食個飯姐,都可以搞咁多野。」Robin看著電腦的屏幕慨歎著。255Please respect copyright.PENANA3F7ZxMm0Za
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「係,我希望以後嘅人,真係可以食好啲。」我說。255Please respect copyright.PENANAmIKOk7yPGR
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「但係點解學校要幫小食部?小食部唔係外判出去比人嘅咩?」Robin一臉疑惑。255Please respect copyright.PENANAfREwfhVw76
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我們想了良久還是沒有答案,於是離開了電腦室回家去。255Please respect copyright.PENANApltmoYfr1J