脧神回港後，先放下子悠兩母女回劏房，急不及待回到辦公室。肥牛就像看見甘道夫騎著白馬歸來的樣子，情不自禁地叫了句哈利路也。黑仔似乎也安頓好外家的麻煩事，精神比幾天前好多了。明天是Debra 的婚禮，他們要今天準備好一切，好叫肥牛打一場勝仗！571Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXq10RmeiwD
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「肥牛，禮物準備好了嗎？」脧神問。571Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtfbGUPCJIu
571Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVSiWPfL1dx
肥牛打開夾萬，裡面有十數個天鵝絨周大福小首飾盒。他隨意打開一盒，裡面是一隻閃閃生輝的鑽石介指。571Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1EKz7ptiIi
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「剛好一卡、D色、IF無雜質，」肥牛介紹道，「真正鑽石的話，巿價超過十萬元；這是最高仿製技術的人造鑽石，連GIA的專家都需要實驗室的特別儀器，才可以檢驗得出真偽。」571Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQmhlEsouyX
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「拿去周大福鑲嵌時，如果師父沒說甚麼，就證明這人造石質素騙得過老行尊，」脧神拿著介指，左看右看，望不出半點瑕疵。571Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmM896C0wsE
571Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡoFigpDHG5T
黑仔好奇的問，「為甚要用周大福的真金介指？反正介指是假貨嘛。」571Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0S4HAKl9CE
571Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwwM1CQHYCC
「虛則實之、實則虛之。因為介指幾年後可能要改大改小，也有可能要拋光翻新，用有名氣的珠寶店會方便些。反正黃金成本和鑽石相比，相差大遠了。」脧神放下介指，「那證書怎麼樣？」571Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4F4djtHJVy
571Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡoeVbpdQYNE
「這是樣版，」黑仔拿出一小張證書，「假冒證書不難，我用部好一點的打印機印製了一大疊。多得肥牛攻破了GIA的內聯網，強制加入了這疊證書的資料。你現在上網，隨時可以翻查到這十幾粒鑽石的出世紙！」571Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsaYNI8nv89
571Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPxgHwZuw3z
「哈哈，看女人錢多易賺。數千塊的介指、千多元的人造石，只要再加一張偽造的證書，現在就價值十多萬。真是蔗渣的價錢，煮出燒鵝的味道！」脧神笑道，「肥牛，這仿鑽石在那兒訂的？」571Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMOJAbKIH7j
571Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡm4f5LvkrEt
肥牛洋洋很意地說，「淘寶。」571Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnehVSqI8FS
571Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOuvCL1dZC2
這時候門鐘嚮起，姥姥和小白進來，一個肥胖男人捧著一大個紙箱緊隨而至。571Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgtWpa1Gx1d
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黑仔望著紙箱，嗅到一點可疑的氣味，「姥姥這盒是...?」571Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡABzoMVvmss
571Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsE7duxqo5Y
「五爪金龍！」脧神笑咪咪地代姥姥答，「是我托她們運過來的。香港很不好找，我也不得不佩服姥姥妳的人脈！」571Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdDs4WPabFn
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姥姥挺起四十吋胸膛，不客氣的自誇了幾句。朘神吩咐大家到會議室坐下。571Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡi0SSXJXsk0
571Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqjD1JzznMS
「各位，報復行動正式開始。不成功、便成仁！」脧神一本正經地說，「一個多月之前，我被王百萬的替身啟發，想到了一招聲東擊西、偷天換日。」571Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡiOz01m3f1Z
571Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5st68w5k37
「黑仔，我要所有新娘房內的前期預備工作，今晚內完成；小白，麻煩妳整理一下妳跟肥牛在日本拍的照片，以妳女性的角度出發，上載些最幸福的相片，今晚十時前放上Facebook！」571Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8CtY1e6aIs
571Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡE25NoqgNkb
脧神望向剛才拿著紙箱來的男人。他長得沒肥牛胖，皮膚比較黑，梳著陸軍裝頭型，不過五官跟肥牛像倒模一樣！571Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvlh5WDkQcI
571Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡObDz1TuvFd
姥姥介紹道，「這位是湖南來的臨時演員。他第一次當替身，不過以他演技應該沒問題。」571Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡs8qGPJZ1w5
571Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ424eZn18eu
「你好，明天我要你當我同事肥牛的替身。放心，你不需要講半句話，不過你今晚要學會一首歌，還有教正版肥牛，操練好幾句普通話，」脧神用國語跟替身演員解說，「你今晚之內要儘量模仿肥牛的小動作和走路姿勢。姥姥，化妝工作就交給妳，我要他變成第二個肥牛！」571Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡd84kl4Re4i
571Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvFX6BhFkHy
脧神拖一張椅子到肥牛座位前，跟他四目交投，「肥牛，明天你是主角。我要你拿出一個男人應有的尊嚴，做你應該做、又未有機會做的事。」571Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjXJre5xrEs
571Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCjSAEeRWvV
「嗯...」肥牛支吾以對，很不習慣成為眾人焦點。571Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsxteWPFsyt
571Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNgtoc1HkKl
「我們的計劃很簡單，你只須表現出你最英偉的一面。我要Debra後悔、迷惑和感動！」脧神按住肥牛兩邊膊頭，「好兄弟，能做的我們都做了，明天大幹一場吧！」571Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡaDOlBOaxSF
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第二天，正午。571Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡktxaVYwAkb
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露天的雞尾酒會賓客魚貫進場，一對新人在台前跟親友拍照。今天天氣很好，這酒店平台可以眺望維港兩岸景色，氣派得很。571Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtqHL6fFzxG
571Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7qguTPmB3D
新娘子Debra穿起一套湖水藍晚禮服，樣子似乎沒預期般開心。新郞不斷跟來賓寒暄，放眼望過去，在場大部份客人均是國內人。571Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrhGGdIPzwn
571Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXuknuagmfS
肥牛一改平日劇毒造型，今天穿起一套企領直紋淺色T恤，外面是一套暗花條子黑色西裝褸，頭髮恤得企企理理，皮鞋也光可鑑人。人靠衣裝，肥牛一身裝扮，出席米蘭時裝展也不會失禮。571Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlZHJlL4O6p
571Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3B7vZ1cjMl
脧神透過微型對講機，聲音傳到肥牛耳中，「記住，瘦田無人耕、耕開有人爭，第正步就是要將肥牛變成肥田！」571Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqazJThz0uQ
571Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2llThP98Uu
脧神站在遠處，輕聲吩咐，「進入Debra視線範圍，不要急著衝過去。要記住，第一個目標是製造『一點點不同』，即是湘北對山王的櫻木拆你屋。」571Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡyVB2wyC5G6
571Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡl4Qaco71en
肥牛拖著小白的手，走到台前，排隊等候拍照。他早就察覺到Debra望見他，但他遵循脧神叮囑，千萬不可以露出半個可憐樣。攝影師示意二人上台，肥牛拋出一個罕有大方自信的微笑，走到台上。571Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5MkKGoHklG
571Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfrlcm9mA66
「多謝你們賞面光臨，我還怕你未必會過來，」Debra笑得可沒肥牛自然，「這是我老公，周總。」571Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡC7XcE5Dotf
571Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3gu1TIDtH2
肥牛沒理會Debra，跟周總自顧自握手，奇蹟地以流利普通話跟周總道賀，「周總您好，恭喜恭喜。祝你們倆永結同心、百子千孫！」571Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzz5p68HLMq
571Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCfPdUAUvvd
周總想不知道肥牛來歷，客套回話；Debra 卻呆得張開口，一時來不及反應。在Debra印象中，肥牛國語跟撚呔撚一樣爛。仕別三日、刮目相看，肥牛外表內涵，一拼脫胎換骨！571Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMOKGYpMFFK
571Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlPe3iCRWPH
「恭喜妳，Debra，」小白伸出手，恭喜Debra，「我叫小白，是肥牛女朋友。」571Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmHt5IrZjMe
571Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡke0XexxUX9
「我知道，我昨晚在Facebook看見妳們東京旅行拍的照片，」Debra皮笑肉不笑的說。571Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡexMvZ3EcpB
571Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHEL2nnD6ss
脧神又透過耳機吩咐，「見好就收了，是時候徹退。」571Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsrTYLqLYBa
571Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡe56a34VJF4
「Debra，妳今天很美，」肥牛定睛望著Debra幾秒，小白抱著自己手臂，「不阻你們了，有機會再談。」571Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOgns3jMjWR
571Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtbFlbqbajS
肥牛沒等Debra回話，跟小白並肩離去。二人越過台前人群，肥牛饒有意味地回望一對新人，他看到Debra望著自己的眼神，跟當日反目離去時那雙白鴿眼，有天淵之別。571Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVkfqKD3ecF
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小白晚宴前就離開了，肥牛一個人坐下，被編到跟攝影師化妝師等閒雜人等一枱，整晚都沒半個人敢過來搭訕。一來他以前和Debra沒幾個共同朋友；二來認識肥牛的人，都識趣不會走過來，免得尷尬。571Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8U6V2JgHFl
571Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXor3rZiKUd
好不容易捱到九點鐘，司儀出來主持大局。一對新人由大門口進場，肥牛一直盯住Debra，他看見新娘子心不在焉，好像間中就會偷瞄過來。571Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡurpzLVumRb
571Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPhn9AUfKEi
司儀一把油腔滑調地說，「一對新人祝酒完之後，不如各位親友細心觀看他們兩個的成長片段。」571Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8xhHP6QYuw
571Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9XxjBKGCJL
大廳內的燈火漸滅，肥牛仍然死盯住Debra，目光沒離開過一秒。Debra覺得渾身不自在，望著肥牛拿著一大杯白蘭地，大口大口的喝。571Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡerQ3657bOZ
571Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAhYr44ZYGw
成長片段的音樂前奏響起，Debra總覺得怪怪的。她看著畫面，心知不妙：這不是原本的成長片段，這給人掉包了！571Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ42o0RdMm4y
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她身旁的周總倒沒甚麼反應，男人就是對這些事遲鈍半拍。畫面放映著周總的孩童照片，除了Debra，沒人發覺這跟製作公司所造的有點出入...571Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡveSIPW4RqO
571Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHrm7SxRAqL
音樂跳進副歌，投影機播放著Debra的生活照。無論是她的獨照還是合照，前後左右總隱約見到肥牛的影子。在場的賓客仍然沒有人發現問題，因為肥牛在相片構圖中，太不起眼，眾人都以為這只是Debra的普通生活照...571Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1R4k9eqq5z
571Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡj3bfBq9H2X
只有Debra心裡有數，這並不是普通照片：這些是二人之前同居時，放在客廳和睡床枱頭相架裡的合照。肥牛被趕走那天，將這些照片統統拿走，Debra萬料不到會在今晚再看到這些相。571Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWTjgaOQmHC
571Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6UOrlgcLQX
Debra 偷看肥牛一眼，他仍然呆呆的望著自己。一雙眼睛漸漸通紅，似是懷念昨日情誼，忍不住流下男兒淚。571Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSUALLwxSEo
571Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmiKzWRqrYY
大廳燈光再次亮起，司儀將咪高峯交給新郞周總，他拿出一張A4大的貓紙，以三中全會的抑揚頓挫京腔，一字一句地諗出早預備好的愛的誓言。輕柔的純音樂響起，就像音樂盒那種清脆的調子，襯托著新郞的講話，在場眾人都拼息靜氣地假裝在聽。571Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5VryLmIQ0d
571Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvy7qV71lif
Debra 又忍不住再次偷看肥牛：他雙眼仍然通紅，口中念念有詞，似是在說些甚麼... Debra 忽然開竅，她認出了背景音樂，這是陳奕迅的《阿牛》！571Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡoM2MBDB2cN
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「不能回頭571Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8me3ZRYr28
多年前 早明言不能回頭571Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzm5vwYfopy
可幸在 是我這一頭蠻牛571Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡh9wAX8mQSj
幾年來無法侍候 才和我分手...」571Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡinhYSRWomp
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這是肥牛搞的鬼，他正在唱這首歌給我！571Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlZZPbPFBNT
571Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8VugZkA2mG
「成婚之前一刻才講到571Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnhND3GDELf
難得你來通報才知道571Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSgWXNZ85yP
往日共你追憶永遠是好571Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡad0yaYvNOW
怎能預計似這般難共你同揩共老...」571Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡuQQPTpLlZZ
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Debra 鼻子一酸，強忍著住淚水，偷偷的跟住音樂在哼。571Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7jwspcnc6p
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「不甘心 尤其這新婚 就像玩犧牲571Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡg6sLVdGtPX
想過搶新娘 我差點講真...」571Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzW8PaAsAq2
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肥牛再喝一杯，仍然盯著新娘在苦笑。571Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZBA92PMg6B
571Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSSOtkhS7yo
「自小想拿到的全得到571Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfsyJ4yQ8L7
如今我求不到才知道571Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUBmO6U9QFF
我命運裡雖則當你是寶571Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVnSivid3cP
天涯上有更多的好情人仍然未抱...」571Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNECsAs83Ra
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周總摺好貓紙，宣讀完畢，在場嘉賓拍手致賀。Debra終於按不住，淚水失控地流。人始終是感情動物，只差一點，她就會跟台下這個痴情男人，白頭共老。是自己不忠在先，辜負了這個終於出人頭地的傻佬。571Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡehMoCMKM5D
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「一頭蠻牛 571Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxjmOnrHQhG
闖情場竟成為一頭蠻牛571Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcHz1NW7Wv6
慘淡在是我知不能回頭571Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGIMRq8s58m
欺騙我難約定未來回頭571Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjhq4r4RHNB
我是牛 我是牛...」571Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpOyZewwQBy
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一對新人坐回主家席，Debra心情久未平伏，新郞也沒空好言安慰，不斷有人走過來，輪著敬酒。571Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnaufVPCDOA
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「失陪一陣，我先去補補妝，是時候換第二件晚裝。」Debra跟周總交待好，跟伴娘走進去新娘房。571Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ257WVMDnCA
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其中一張枱的侍應放下乳豬，偷偷跑到一旁，按住耳邊的對講機通話，「雞乸正要回來雞棚，旁邊有隻雞仔；肥牛別緊張，脧神準備掃走雞仔！」571Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHBQ3uvmNng
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這是僑裝成侍應的黑仔！571Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡV534YsQI9h
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Debra走進新娘房，裡面一百呎見方，一張長長的梳妝枱，旁邊有個上了鎖的巨大雜物櫃，四周堆滿新娘的晩裝和禮物，一片混亂。571Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡR3NFJ98Oru
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「我想一個人靜一下，我自己補妝就可以了，」Debra不想跟伴娘解釋，她要冷靜一下。571Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdE9NinCbN4
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「好吧，待會兒妳換晚裝時叫我，我就在新娘房外邊。」伴娘識趣的說。571Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9h8EYDWEqc
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「脧神不用走入雞棚，雞仔自己走出來了；」黑仔看見伴娘出來，立刻通報。他下意識地望著席間吃著乳豬的肥牛，「肥牛，輪到你了！」571Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUPYsJuwzEC
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Debra鎖好門，把臉孔貼近鏡子，正要擦乾眼邊的淚印。剛才自己失態，令眼妝退了大半，就好像瘋婦一般。他專心望著鏡內的自己，驟然發現，肥牛就像歌聲魅影般，站在自己身後。571Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNImZEr6idZ
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Debra嚇了一跳，「你怎麼進來的！？大門都沒開過。」571Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡA1KxXVW1Q6
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「Debra...」肥牛情深的望住對方，慢慢走近，「妳穿起婚紗好漂亮。」571Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPSaNbJdbyf
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「你幹嗎走進來？你不怕嗎？我老公在外面，」Debra心情再一次緊張起來。571Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5NtSs6MQvO
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「他在外面喝得醉昏昏，敬酒列隊排到出廳外，他才不會有空理會妳。」571Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYavAUJ8RVl
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Debra垂下臉，望著自己一對高跟鞋，「你還找我幹甚麼...」571Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0dVHjZfq8G
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肥牛將手探進衣袋，拿出了一盒首飾盒，「這是我欠妳的。幾個月前我們談結婚，我沒出息，連一隻像樣的求婚介子都沒法送給妳...現在雖然妳已經穿起第二顆婚介，我都希望妳收下這個，當作是一個紀念吧。」571Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡk93JVwOEe3
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肥牛打開天鵝絨小盒，裡面的鑽石閃閃發光，Debra沒料道肥牛出手這麼闊綽，「剛好一卡、D色、IF無雜質。希望妳不嫌棄。」571Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQi6VRFSZ3K
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「對不起...」Debra像山洪缺堤，又再次哭成淚人，「對不起...」571Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBEfGDltoCJ
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「別說對不起，我們只是有緣、無份。」肥牛強裝鎮定，拿出紙巾，輕拭Debra的淚水，「我沒這麼好命，可以照顧妳一輩子；就算當不成妳一世的老公，十分鐘也好，在這小天地裡，只有我是妳的男人...」571Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGuRJQs4ruC
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肥牛的手留在Debra面頰，伸進頸邊，趁Debra還是茫茫然之際，吻了下去。571Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHvnwyGk3ZP
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肥牛抱住還在哭哭啼啼的新娘子，解開她婚紗背後的拉鍊，Debra沒反抗，只是呆呆的望住肥牛。肥牛看到Debra珠胎暗結的小腹，啥也不想，將這幾個月的悶氣一併洩出來、百倍奉還！571Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhci6Xp0xUl
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肥牛穿回衣服，看著Debra騷軟的躺在梳妝枱前，頭也不回的離去。伴娘在門外，原來忙著跟脧神搭訕，沒留意新娘房內竟然有個男人走出來。571Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡaZRc5BYYe7
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「各單位注意，分批伺機徹退，」黑仔一邊對著對講機通話，一邊偷吃著百花釀蟹鉗，「肥牛脧神走後門，一小時後在酒吧見；肥牛替身先生，不要顧著吃，五分鐘後要大無私樣的從大門口離去。」571Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOUZ1EnzFe4
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脧神三人，一個多小時候陸續到酒吧集合。肥牛一臉風騷，豪氣地灌下一整杯Hoegaarden ；黑仔還未脫下侍應生的制服，樣子滿心歡喜。今晚行動，堪稱完美無瑕。571Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRHNWw3LRfi
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「你們先等一下，」黑仔看一看錶，「酒席差不多完了，我是時候回新娘房消滅證據。」571Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4M1wohEl6U
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「甚麼證據？」571Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKo6OHxDHYd
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脧神肝笑一下，說道，「黑仔前兩晚已經在酒店當炒散，預先在新娘房安裝好全天候偷拍裝置。記錄下你剛才的英姿，你可以拿回去，每日像亞視般無限重播。」571Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHYQbO2cTw2
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肥牛淫笑幾聲，鯨吞一件大號漢堡包。朘神問道，「你不是喝了幾碗五爪金龍湯嗎？這麼快又肚子餓？」571Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0yRZMt0sGY
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「我整晚躲在新娘房雜物櫃，沒吃過半粒米下肚。加上剛才劇烈運動過嘛，現在肚皮空蕩蕩，」肥牛打個飽嗝，「不過姥姥那盅壯陽補湯，真是了不起！我現在再戰三百會合也可以。」571Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNmP05usJUG
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脧神心裡盤算，叫姥姥幫自己再煎一鍋，看看會不會比小悅的衫褲更見成效。這時黑仔剛好的回來，一邊捧住個紙袋，另一邊手中拿著一盒避孕套。571Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbupkxCwXBn
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「肥牛，你沒上Debra嗎？怎麼這盒避孕套還未開封？」黑仔望著肥牛，關心的問。571Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVqlGjhnhFn
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肥牛捧住個大肚腩，咀角含春，跟脧神對望，又望望黑仔。三人心領神會，舉杯過頭，一飲而盡！
