「你喝了一、整、杯、糖！」小平這樣尖叫到。用著一種「你確定？！你會胖死一定會得糖尿病這世界居然有人類會點一杯300元的拿鐵卻加這麼多糖你是螞蟻嗎？」的表情看著我。502Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4S26ZCOnJL
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而事實上，我本來是打算再加糖漿的，但我怕在我得糖尿病之前，她會先心臟病發作離開我。502Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlrLNkABd7S
想到這個畫面，我覺得還是把藏在口袋裡的糖漿收好，最好和其它進入我口袋的玩意兒一樣一待待個一星期，好讓我下次看到它可以再次回憶這件事。502Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7lWad8LHRq
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「這一杯苦的跟什麼一樣，不加糖我可喝不下去，300元自討"苦"吃我可不幹。」我永遠無法理解那些花大錢讓自己受苦的人的心情。什麼吃到飽就要吃回本，我還不如去買個十幾碗魯肉飯，上面還可以灑一堆花生。502Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfOSUiaGVIY
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說著說著，我又想到一些事想講：「妳會這麼驚訝是因為妳看到我加了糖，把妳那杯水果茶拿去化驗，搞不好胖成豬的是妳呢！」502Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡeXJhayDFsQ
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事實上就是如此。我雙手交叉在胸口，用死魚般的眼神盯著她的肚子，老實說她不算胖，但最近實在是豐滿不少……。502Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVpNfFncrfo
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「你……你！」她的語氣微帶顫抖，神情慌張，似乎對於我注意到這件事非常驚訝。502Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡaPNCg0A6iR
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「妳說過的，要我用心一點，所以我不僅記下了妳的生日、交往紀念日、電話號碼……」雖然有點小欺負的成份在，但不是我在自誇，為了能夠隨時應付她突如奇來的任何問題，我下了不少工夫。502Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjSiq7Q7hNp
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水瓶座的她，是個想法跳躍，連我都自嘆不如的神奇小孩子。502Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2Dlnu9kYmZ
我們交往一年吵過五次架，前三次我都一頭霧水，她總能在平靜的日常的生活中神來一筆：「你之前是不是和我說過巴拉巴拉？」502Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXsJC7C4vxo
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「這句話……我真的有說過嗎？」只要這樣說，我就得被她罵上個幾天。502Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWpHKcQVEiB
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第四次我想起來了。她問我：「你之前是不是說過我很無害？」502Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQPijaGTXc9
這句話，是在離當時五個月之前的某一天，我們吃著牛肉麵時說的話。502Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡa5Du9HO1cN
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誰、會、記、得！502Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3TfTOBRLQf
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重點是，我是看著她吃飯時的臉講出來的，因為她為了一小口麵要吹個三十秒的樣子太可愛了。502Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGr1YyRJva2
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她在五個月後看完神力女超人後想起來這句話，我肯定她不記得我是什麼氣氛下說的，只是那一句話在看完電影的當下，對她來說是在貶低她。502Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAAWlDAcEAu
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為此，我刻苦銘心，天天努力向上。我敢拍胸保證，她的87%已經在我的手掌心之中了。502Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIxNeWBoWrD
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然而……502Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡI9Zy6iqNjB
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「小禾，妳可不可以從今天開始，認真的把我忘了？」豬的話題讓她停頓十秒後的現在，她語氣平淡，不……我聽的出來，這是她又有想法、而我絕對摻透不了的話語。502Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3HHZJsizof
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「妳說什麼？」正確是：妳TM到底在講三小？502Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQp8Sk3ceCz
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「小禾我以為上帝不存在，世界總不公平。但在看到你的眼睛這麼的銳利，耳朵卻壞了之後，我覺得該考慮讀個聖經看看。」502Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡetRiznDJ5a
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冷氣的風很涼，而且是往我頭上吹過，雖然不全然是因為這關係，但我想換個位置，現在的我怎麼也不該坐在這間咖啡廳、坐在她的對面。502Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡweIrG7XTAa
我用力揉著我的太陽穴。奇怪會痛耶，這不是夢嗎？不對，要是她丟出來一個正常問題，也許到時才是個夢。502Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEx0e3vH6n9
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小平盯著我的臉，我知道若我不說句話，這個咖啡廳的溫度絕對會讓人想唱首Let it go。雖然註定我是Go不了。502Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHME6E1bsRr
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「為什麼？」我問。已經不驚訝了，交往這麼久怎還能被嚇到。502Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4HU6Cew8IZ
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對於我的問題，她深鎖眉頭、若有所思。502Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8KNEj02pZk
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我再喝一口拿鐵，這杯拿鐵和我吃過的苦比起來，哼！不禁想落下兩條眼淚。502Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡn9312ZfjHF
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「因為深深相愛的兩人忘記對方，不是個非常令人難過的故事嗎？」不不不，妳說的話已經夠令我難過了。502Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWLKFtLYT6I
「但我不想忘記小禾，所以這個偉大的壯舉就交給妳了！」502Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhVfjemvMnS
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事情就是這樣，我不記得後來怎麼離開那間咖啡廳的，連我怎麼回家都不知道。502Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqvgbvoAe91
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只記得我上雅虎奇摩知識加問了這個問題，嗯……我估計被甩了。502Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNF7zBFH2Dq
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真的……被甩了嗎？502Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ31Ph6aPwgk
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