「喂，阿女啊？今日我係對面海買左生猛魚同、鮑魚同龍蝦，一陣落車去街巿買埋新鮮雞，慶祝細佬畢業返黎，收工就快啲返嚟幫手開飯！」6Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlEP3EHoXM7
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肥師奶左一袋右一袋，耳仔夾住電話，係巴士下層同其他人鬥迫，不遑多讓。6Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZaQKVZCc3y
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「哎……係公司通咗幾晚頂終於可以返屋企訓下，一陣去快餐店食埋個粟米肉粒飯先。」6Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDxnMshamaj
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企喺肥師奶隔離係一個頭帶耳機，揹住背囊既一個青年，佢個背囊插住兩大卷紙，突曬出黎。6Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡg7DlpZYPW2
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下一站係本巴士路線既終點站：麗瑰邨，the fianl destination is Lai Kwai Tsuen，沙夷爭是lee gwai 昌（國語）。6Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡuNCX58zQ25
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巴士777X，係唯一一架連接屋邨同外界嘅公共交通工具，平均每十五分鐘一班。因為當年道路規劃問題，巴士總站只容納一條巴士線，而巴士亦只係連接山下面嘅港鐵站。全線總共有十個站，票價$4.7，價錢一啲都唔平，可惜居民都無辦法，就算向區議員投訴，最終回覆都只係叫佢地搭的士或者步行上落山。6Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHUn4lBhjJP
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平日下晝一兩點屬於非繁忙時間，巴士通常都係空位居多，不過今日因為唯一道路有壞車，結果頭站就已經迫爆，平時由頭站去到尾站車程都唔洗十五分鐘，今日足足用左四十五分鐘先上到去。6Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLbA5GKhpxE
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下層迫到癲，再加上架巴士唔夠力而慢行，個個都企到燥燥地。相反，上層乘客因為車程長左，變相個個都訓得好舒服，雖然上層都基本坐滿曬人，唯獨坐樓梯口嗰個男人隔離仲有空位，因為佢嘅「秀髮」令到無人想坐佢隔離，儘管係街坊街理，呢個男人叫「長毛」。6Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIQQGd7Lt4V
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至於上層車尾，有一肥兩瘦三人組，肥嗰個成隻豬面人咁，高高瘦瘦嗰個就紥住條辮仔，另一個就油頭垢面嘅四眼仔。佢地著住印有「畢士英」議員個名嘅外套，好明顯，呢三個人係議員助理。6Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsvvrwkOoFO
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三條友埋頭苦幹對住部電話打機，遠睇以為佢地無咗個頭，直到一聲「鼻鼾聲」令佢地三個都嚇一嚇。6Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJmMdYB42yZ
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「邊鬼個訓到咁大聲？嘈住阿叔打機！」紥住辮仔果個問。6Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhH82msUMEj
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「咪肥豬前面嗰個囉，拍下佢啦。」油頭垢面答。6Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBEogchuoKT
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肥豬怒啤二人，用眼神示意佢地叫醒前面嘅人，但佢地唔敢，因為就咁望都知前面條友起碼六呎高，結果三人只係低聲細語……突然，前面條友醒左，拎轉面望住肥豬。6Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTKRgnO82B4
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「你三條友嘈夠未啊！阻住人訓覺！」6Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKJn4FLWENe
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三條友即時低頭繼續打機，而呢個成六呎高嘅人，原來係個阿伯。6Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡyO83qMdEb3
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「阿伯大曬咩……」紥辮果個係到自言自語，咁啱比阿伯聽到，即時無名火起。6Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHifYSC40OJ
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「頂你個肺我今日心情已經唔好，訓陣覺都比你地嘈醒！你同我起身！」6Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9oOxTDTIhp
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由於佢地係車尾位置困獸鬥，基本上走唔甩，三條友都唔知點收科。而車入面本來訓著或者打緊機嘅乘客都比阿伯嚇親，紛紛拎部電話出黎---直播。6Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9p9H3e8IYk
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肥豬即時扮嘢示好：「其實我地三個係畢士英議員嘅助理，你有無需要幫手？我地可以叫議員幫你，我呢到有三張蛇宴既餐券，到時免費任食！」6Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdzskwjoCWu
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阿伯：「挑！咁嘅濕星議員我識條毛，淨係識呃啲老人家投票，有事嗰陣就唔浦頭，我鄭伯洗鬼賣你帳！」6Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbGItfqrgti
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「係啦，又話我地條邨議員，淨係叫佢爭取條小巴線都唔得，年年淨係識攪埋啲門面野，把鬼！」6Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6Dsuw8Wl6v
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「屋邨後巷污糟蠟塌都無理過啦！」6Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXPc86P56CP
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「遊樂場咁多年都唔搵人翻新……」6Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRo8IR4LNiP
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怨言越黎越多，整整下三個「議員助理」縮到變龜。6Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0EjhxK7lPB
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油頭垢面突然開聲：「我地都係打份工遮！有咩搵我老細傾啦！」6Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡy87GlqOk0A
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「你個腦就細！成日見你三條友係議員辦事處無所事事，得閒就去文具鋪攞文具又唔比錢，開單比你地又唔找數，又話咩經費，人地唔洗交租架？」文具鋪老闆鬧埋一份。6Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGj6Pj2wwko
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上層越來越嘈，係得長毛一個仲訓緊，因為佢差不多夠鐘上電，寧願出少句聲，點知都係有人出聲話佢。6Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOfDZsodoGM
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「你睇下呢條長毛啦！道友黎架！屋邨啲看更仲老過我阿爺，條邨附近差館又無間，一陣有咩爆格打劫強姦都唔知點算！」6Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQxT60OEm3g
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長毛本來唔想回應，但係坐佢前面個肥婆無啦啦指住佢黎鬧，終於忍無可忍。6Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFqEcJW8DvB
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「死肥婆收聲啦！要姦都唔會姦你啦！」6Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡm8Yxs7mXj5
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「哦！講到出曬聲要姦我啊！你地做証啦！我要報警啊！」6Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIxdfisYpF7
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當然在場無人理佢，呢個身形豐滿嘅女人叫阿蓮，街巿街檔太子女，平時都係比較黑人憎，時無大小都話要投訴，尤其係對住長毛……6Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6UTm9Mgd0R
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「長毛係華叔嘅細姪，我地由細睇到佢大，佢最多咪食下白粉，邊有騷擾過啲街坊？」6Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTmnOMxeijt
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成個上層由聲討變成街巿，三個「議員助理」鬆一口氣。6Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡO2bYozwNUt
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「一陣你三個最後先落車！」鄭伯詞言嚴厲。6Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRLDbqeg12o
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「司機，做乜架車行得咁慢？上極都上唔到頂咁？」有乘客鼓燥。6Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡR4c2BWvF0E
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「鬼咩，平時架車根本唔會爆棚，再加上呢啲老爺車，一人多上山就無力，差啲要熄冷氣添啊！」巴士司機都無曬辦法。6Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0AK8yWtpI9
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差不多成個鐘頭，巴士終於上到山，準備加速入邨，因為入邨口係大直路，一般巴士佬都會懶有型咁踩行油然後剎車埋站，但係佢無為意成車都係人，咁樣玩法只會令到後面企嘅人企唔穩……6Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhow5DZImx0
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就喺巴士直衝埋站之際，有一黑影突然對住車頭從天而降，司機大驚及時扭軚，撞向一架對面線嘅準備落客嘅旅遊巴，結果失控反車，同時間，旅遊巴被撞至變型並向前衝，一個過緊緊馬路嘅青年走避不及，整個人被撞飛至球場，而人頭不知所蹤，同時間，馬路邊亦有一個女仔被撞至血肉橫飛……6Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXCHauTbdsJ
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整過意外過程不足兩分鐘，剛才嘅熱鬧變成一遍死寂，車上所有人無一生還，或者應該咁講，係佢地都唔知自己死左。6Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7IYQN5x4JY
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