我:喂,小姐,又想轉移話題?45Please respect copyright.PENANAhJT9TRaA6X
Nikki:唔係想轉移,係我覺得你應該同鄭。。。Athena傾囉。45Please respect copyright.PENANA5Wul8uAQMr
我:妳哋兩個果然「夾」!佢叫我問妳,妳又叫我問佢!45Please respect copyright.PENANAmVA0A21Yyg
Nikki:我驚你覺得我「橫刀奪愛」,打9我。。。45Please respect copyright.PENANAwvGOQ337VH
我真係唔知究竟Nikki呢句說話係真心話。。。定講笑。不過,我大概估到喺Nikki身上,應該問唔到啲乜嘢。45Please respect copyright.PENANAavRiTbLFCP
不過。。。有啲嘢我一定要知。。。45Please respect copyright.PENANArxPZDJC4Bc
我:嗱,老老實實,星期一我女朋友要搬去同妳「同居」,斷估都唔係只係做妳「室友」咁簡單?45Please respect copyright.PENANAiq0WRGQt1i
Nikki:可。。。可以咁講。。。45Please respect copyright.PENANAQkbarD7JqH
我:即係我要預我女朋友晚晚同妳扑。。。唔係。。。「愛愛」啦?45Please respect copyright.PENANASc6FWHQxzx
Nikki:可以。。。咁講啦。。。45Please respect copyright.PENANAl7N4dA3MaU
我:妳。。。真心鐘意Athena?但係。。。妳又可以同我做愛,即係女唔係基。。。咁即係。。。?45Please respect copyright.PENANAMYXijafhXC
Nikki:我「雙性戀」㗎。我以前喺日本講書嘅時候,都有同我同房拍拖。。。我真心鐘意Athena㗎!45Please respect copyright.PENANANOfuP8M8MP
我聽到Nikki話自己係「雙性戀」。。。又真心鍾意Athena,我個心跳即係狂升上差唔多二百吓!45Please respect copyright.PENANAMMG9DeLrKi
差啲心臟病發!45Please respect copyright.PENANAZtwjGSV9ds
突然我諗起,如果Nikki呢種男女通殺嘅喜好叫做「雙性戀」,咁水姐又算唔算係?45Please respect copyright.PENANAmWzr9hR0oX
我:妳。。。認真?45Please respect copyright.PENANA86yGilvlxd
Nikki:緊係。。。45Please respect copyright.PENANAs3C5qNaJdB
我:咁妳對我。。。只係玩玩吓?45Please respect copyright.PENANAYYICew7Uif
Nikki:我都係真心鍾意你!45Please respect copyright.PENANA7GWc10UFas
我:吓?點。。。點解?45Please respect copyright.PENANATzWxVlgYHv
Nikki:記唔記L得我哋啱啱開始做幫莊,第一個月對數我對濡咗「興發証卷」(大家唔駛Google啦,因為唔係真名)個一條沽5球貨Order?本來我對數字好L敏感,但唔知點解居然都睇濡咗眼!45Please respect copyright.PENANAAUuR3ljFnD
我:記得。我第二日話返妳知。咁又點?45Please respect copyright.PENANAV5ZX2qVhst
Nikki:嗰條數喺計落我度,如果冇計嘅話,我收少差唔多九千幾呀!但係。。。你居然主動話我知。。。45Please respect copyright.PENANAP7p4GCjl8k
我:喂,咁數還數。。。45Please respect copyright.PENANA388XzAUqcQ
Nikki:大佬,你同我都係做同一行,九千幾蚊只要唔L出聲,乜都唔駛做就有,有邊個經紀會Say No呀?呢一行弱肉強食,有幾多個經紀真係好人?尤其係「同行如敵國」。。。45Please respect copyright.PENANA3ER9xIB3pp
我:咁嗰啲真係妳啲錢。。。45Please respect copyright.PENANAqfT5oct6NB
Nikki:所以Athena咪話你係乖乖仔好男人!45Please respect copyright.PENANAuPG0DIw7OO
(各位,我以前絕對唔係好男人,亦唔係聖人。我都有賤格嘅時候。以後Update,同Nikki去到後嚟,同埋尤其講到我同Athena後期接近分手嘅時候,你哋就會知道,所謂嘅「好男人」,只係每個人嘅觀點與角度嘅問題。)45Please respect copyright.PENANARr77pkM3bQ
我:咪玩我啦。。。45Please respect copyright.PENANAdVXqwvO0N4
Nikki:我知你屋企有啲錢,你可以返屋企幫手做生意,做「公子哥兒」,但係你居然肯用自己啲錢去救Athena。。。45Please respect copyright.PENANAy1mof2kfYZ
突然Nikki停咗落嚟。。。45Please respect copyright.PENANA7KRVwGxKhD
Nikki:我。。。從來冇遇上過好男人。喺我細細個嘅時候,我阿爸唔要我哋一家人,就同個台灣女人走L咗,我唯一一個男朋友當住我面同其他女人攪9埋一齊,當我盲咗!後嚟仲搶埋我做Part Time辛辛苦苦儲落嘅三萬幾蚊!宜出嚟做嘢,啲大孖沙、基金佬、有錢佬,個個都剩係想屌我!屌完先至得嗰一兩個肯開個戶口!佢哋個個都係死仆街!宜家我終於遇上一個好男人。。。同埋一個好女人!好似個天突然要我幸福咁。。。45Please respect copyright.PENANAn7XGN5IRp4
我越聽越同情Nikki。。。45Please respect copyright.PENANA3LUtiuF9tD
Athena頭先喺電話度講得啱,Nikki以前嘅往事的確係慘。45Please respect copyright.PENANAtLcQbzcFJv
不過。。。佢又話個天終於俾佢遇到一個好男人同一個好女人,咁即係。。。點?45Please respect copyright.PENANASMaxlyHFeY
我:Nikki姐,我哋同Athena都唔係妳想像中嘅乜嘢好男人好女人。如果好,佢之前又點會遇上咁大麻煩?45Please respect copyright.PENANAjz4HjQfWt1
Nikki:咁。。。女人都有性需要嫁嘛!而且,男人可以出嚟玩,點解我哋女人就唔L得?總之我覺得你哋好好!45Please respect copyright.PENANAyXIA7eqs4n
所以點解我喺上面話「好男/女人」只係某一個人嘅觀點同角度嘅問題。45Please respect copyright.PENANA4FdgDqYzOa
我:唉。。。咁宜家。。。即係點?45Please respect copyright.PENANAJr70J4EZQV
Nikki:我份人好L貪心㗎!喺我尋日見你之前嗰幾日,我已經問準我條女。。。45Please respect copyright.PENANA3Up62Axasb
「我條女」!😦😦😦45Please respect copyright.PENANAFsmtMb9VxI
Athena做咗Nikki條女!45Please respect copyright.PENANAOA0SzfnhbI
Nikki:Sor9oy。。。叫慣咗。。。唔好意思呀,Vincent哥。。。45Please respect copyright.PENANAraznaikf0S
突然,我哋Ordered嘅嘢一次過到晒。45Please respect copyright.PENANAOEDnxEaCcu
當嗰Waiter上菜嘅時候,我突然醒起呢間餐廳,就係Athena喺我哋正式拍拖前,對我「坦白」嘅地方。估唔到宜家居然又係Nikki對我「表白」嘅地方。。。45Please respect copyright.PENANALH8iuLQ6O6
Nikki:嘩!正!我唔L客氣。。。45Please respect copyright.PENANALJ1QwFUh9L
我:喂,講埋先啦,妳問準我女朋友乜嘢?45Please respect copyright.PENANAR1FQAdDitj
Nikki已經冇等我,佢馬上郁手切腸食。。。45Please respect copyright.PENANAGiT5Oz6QVc
Nikki:我問佢可唔可以分你做我男朋友囉!Mmmmm。。。好味,正!45Please respect copyright.PENANAT7ZmHFJP3r
我:咁。。。咁佢點答妳。。。?45Please respect copyright.PENANAdepB8qN0m8
Nikki:佢話如果我攪L得掂你,你又肯落㗳嘅話,佢冇問題。。。45Please respect copyright.PENANA4cpyyR927N
果然同頭先Athena喺電話度講嘅基本上一模一樣。。。45Please respect copyright.PENANAzyygojVp0X
我當時心係度諗:咁樣,我咪變相有兩個女朋友、Athena同Nikki各自都有一個女朋友同一個男朋友?45Please respect copyright.PENANAoYDtYq1Qil
咪住咪住。。。Nikki同Athena邊個做男邊個做女呀?突然我腦海浮現Athena同Nikki,光脫脫咁喺張床上。。。45Please respect copyright.PENANAq7xdSl2xs9
夜夜纏綿。。。45Please respect copyright.PENANAiolAt3uKCj
我條周又馬上起立致敬。。。45Please respect copyright.PENANAPsG2F0lVhs
突然我見到Nikki一路「慢慢」品嘗一條燒到火紅嘅肉腸,仲要特登咪起對眼望住我,然後伸條脷出嚟去舐條腸。。。45Please respect copyright.PENANABNpvJtXS85
我屌!45Please respect copyright.PENANAAfNytR5abc
Nikki:條腸大L過你條腸。。。嘻嘻。。。45Please respect copyright.PENANAyx3b144i5W
SHIT!45Please respect copyright.PENANASOGYOzShwP
Nikki:不如叫多碟德國腸囉?45Please respect copyright.PENANAJ1my8yOUmw
我:唔夠?妳咁肚餓?😳😳😳45Please respect copyright.PENANABrgRxV8Sgk
Nikki:不係我食呀。我要你食多啲,「以形補形」,我呢兩日要你不停咁射!45Please respect copyright.PENANAOE8pFusTd0
我:咁大食?45Please respect copyright.PENANA4Eay5SzIzL
Nikki:仲有。。。45Please respect copyright.PENANAK8kPVOQp9D
又仲有?😱😱😱45Please respect copyright.PENANAmZiunLqtva
Nikki:我仲要你以後日日都要射嘢俾我同我女朋友!45Please respect copyright.PENANAu9HlcQxykb