我:喂,小姐,又想轉移話題?55Please respect copyright.PENANAwk8Vo7SEWJ
Nikki:唔係想轉移,係我覺得你應該同鄭。。。Athena傾囉。55Please respect copyright.PENANAHshLGQ0HLT
我:妳哋兩個果然「夾」!佢叫我問妳,妳又叫我問佢!55Please respect copyright.PENANALXS0q9CCct
Nikki:我驚你覺得我「橫刀奪愛」,打9我。。。55Please respect copyright.PENANAA31EZiNg9A
我真係唔知究竟Nikki呢句說話係真心話。。。定講笑。不過,我大概估到喺Nikki身上,應該問唔到啲乜嘢。55Please respect copyright.PENANAGtxbtdamT6
不過。。。有啲嘢我一定要知。。。55Please respect copyright.PENANAUdH3LTPRbk
我:嗱,老老實實,星期一我女朋友要搬去同妳「同居」,斷估都唔係只係做妳「室友」咁簡單?55Please respect copyright.PENANAeiVYYwyGca
Nikki:可。。。可以咁講。。。55Please respect copyright.PENANAERrKeykNM1
我:即係我要預我女朋友晚晚同妳扑。。。唔係。。。「愛愛」啦?55Please respect copyright.PENANAbnTjp1Tzrc
Nikki:可以。。。咁講啦。。。55Please respect copyright.PENANA5Ygl38Lw4G
我:妳。。。真心鐘意Athena?但係。。。妳又可以同我做愛,即係女唔係基。。。咁即係。。。?55Please respect copyright.PENANAGzglmcWohJ
Nikki:我「雙性戀」㗎。我以前喺日本講書嘅時候,都有同我同房拍拖。。。我真心鐘意Athena㗎!55Please respect copyright.PENANAbc5JwDLuDz
我聽到Nikki話自己係「雙性戀」。。。又真心鍾意Athena,我個心跳即係狂升上差唔多二百吓!55Please respect copyright.PENANAyfOQcAQ6Q1
差啲心臟病發!55Please respect copyright.PENANAQDHJMK83fk
突然我諗起,如果Nikki呢種男女通殺嘅喜好叫做「雙性戀」,咁水姐又算唔算係?55Please respect copyright.PENANAGRoo5M3F2c
我:妳。。。認真?55Please respect copyright.PENANA1DL4LhFfRT
Nikki:緊係。。。55Please respect copyright.PENANAOangKb9ab9
我:咁妳對我。。。只係玩玩吓?55Please respect copyright.PENANAL75mSI00vi
Nikki:我都係真心鍾意你!55Please respect copyright.PENANAc8WZZPH5Uz
我:吓?點。。。點解?55Please respect copyright.PENANAa2aQMYnGOK
Nikki:記唔記L得我哋啱啱開始做幫莊,第一個月對數我對濡咗「興發証卷」(大家唔駛Google啦,因為唔係真名)個一條沽5球貨Order?本來我對數字好L敏感,但唔知點解居然都睇濡咗眼!55Please respect copyright.PENANAnKa6XT61ic
我:記得。我第二日話返妳知。咁又點?55Please respect copyright.PENANAdk9sDyuP7b
Nikki:嗰條數喺計落我度,如果冇計嘅話,我收少差唔多九千幾呀!但係。。。你居然主動話我知。。。55Please respect copyright.PENANA0SZLK3f2T3
我:喂,咁數還數。。。55Please respect copyright.PENANAJFFBrk6Pex
Nikki:大佬,你同我都係做同一行,九千幾蚊只要唔L出聲,乜都唔駛做就有,有邊個經紀會Say No呀?呢一行弱肉強食,有幾多個經紀真係好人?尤其係「同行如敵國」。。。55Please respect copyright.PENANAsN1icZ6niQ
我:咁嗰啲真係妳啲錢。。。55Please respect copyright.PENANALIbBd4XmQn
Nikki:所以Athena咪話你係乖乖仔好男人!55Please respect copyright.PENANAQWWsxUWVWr
(各位,我以前絕對唔係好男人,亦唔係聖人。我都有賤格嘅時候。以後Update,同Nikki去到後嚟,同埋尤其講到我同Athena後期接近分手嘅時候,你哋就會知道,所謂嘅「好男人」,只係每個人嘅觀點與角度嘅問題。)55Please respect copyright.PENANA7p8YPDJcTY
我:咪玩我啦。。。55Please respect copyright.PENANA5WFxlCCASL
Nikki:我知你屋企有啲錢,你可以返屋企幫手做生意,做「公子哥兒」,但係你居然肯用自己啲錢去救Athena。。。55Please respect copyright.PENANA5FYxNNZFM5
突然Nikki停咗落嚟。。。55Please respect copyright.PENANAPzycMdBEST
Nikki:我。。。從來冇遇上過好男人。喺我細細個嘅時候,我阿爸唔要我哋一家人,就同個台灣女人走L咗,我唯一一個男朋友當住我面同其他女人攪9埋一齊,當我盲咗!後嚟仲搶埋我做Part Time辛辛苦苦儲落嘅三萬幾蚊!宜出嚟做嘢,啲大孖沙、基金佬、有錢佬,個個都剩係想屌我!屌完先至得嗰一兩個肯開個戶口!佢哋個個都係死仆街!宜家我終於遇上一個好男人。。。同埋一個好女人!好似個天突然要我幸福咁。。。55Please respect copyright.PENANAzAeisdnEMB
我越聽越同情Nikki。。。55Please respect copyright.PENANAkIxYwx4JZx
Athena頭先喺電話度講得啱,Nikki以前嘅往事的確係慘。55Please respect copyright.PENANAPvDUblmLDd
不過。。。佢又話個天終於俾佢遇到一個好男人同一個好女人,咁即係。。。點?55Please respect copyright.PENANAkKi68rg0jb
我:Nikki姐,我哋同Athena都唔係妳想像中嘅乜嘢好男人好女人。如果好,佢之前又點會遇上咁大麻煩?55Please respect copyright.PENANAv8Z5EjNA5k
Nikki:咁。。。女人都有性需要嫁嘛!而且,男人可以出嚟玩,點解我哋女人就唔L得?總之我覺得你哋好好!55Please respect copyright.PENANAfApXOzOy17
所以點解我喺上面話「好男/女人」只係某一個人嘅觀點同角度嘅問題。55Please respect copyright.PENANABYSxyUfNzG
我:唉。。。咁宜家。。。即係點?55Please respect copyright.PENANAuejqlkiFaA
Nikki:我份人好L貪心㗎!喺我尋日見你之前嗰幾日,我已經問準我條女。。。55Please respect copyright.PENANAtG5fliSxKs
「我條女」!😦😦😦55Please respect copyright.PENANAltsi3QxdBn
Athena做咗Nikki條女!55Please respect copyright.PENANA6X7Miavhnx
Nikki:Sor9oy。。。叫慣咗。。。唔好意思呀,Vincent哥。。。55Please respect copyright.PENANAHB1wmE38Ez
突然,我哋Ordered嘅嘢一次過到晒。55Please respect copyright.PENANAPrbbaj2Nua
當嗰Waiter上菜嘅時候,我突然醒起呢間餐廳,就係Athena喺我哋正式拍拖前,對我「坦白」嘅地方。估唔到宜家居然又係Nikki對我「表白」嘅地方。。。55Please respect copyright.PENANAhU3AUU5let
Nikki:嘩!正!我唔L客氣。。。55Please respect copyright.PENANAC8iDtjCw3G
我:喂,講埋先啦,妳問準我女朋友乜嘢?55Please respect copyright.PENANAX6qtDOG8tB
Nikki已經冇等我,佢馬上郁手切腸食。。。55Please respect copyright.PENANAem1O45gfeV
Nikki:我問佢可唔可以分你做我男朋友囉!Mmmmm。。。好味,正!55Please respect copyright.PENANAkgi93OevCx
我:咁。。。咁佢點答妳。。。?55Please respect copyright.PENANACov3P9hrsG
Nikki:佢話如果我攪L得掂你,你又肯落㗳嘅話,佢冇問題。。。55Please respect copyright.PENANASTHoln52mg
果然同頭先Athena喺電話度講嘅基本上一模一樣。。。55Please respect copyright.PENANALubRoKwpkl
我當時心係度諗:咁樣,我咪變相有兩個女朋友、Athena同Nikki各自都有一個女朋友同一個男朋友?55Please respect copyright.PENANAQIZFQbjRDb
咪住咪住。。。Nikki同Athena邊個做男邊個做女呀?突然我腦海浮現Athena同Nikki,光脫脫咁喺張床上。。。55Please respect copyright.PENANANnEvohWOqL
夜夜纏綿。。。55Please respect copyright.PENANAb14Hgo5ZeS
我條周又馬上起立致敬。。。55Please respect copyright.PENANAhK8FCod4ZE
突然我見到Nikki一路「慢慢」品嘗一條燒到火紅嘅肉腸,仲要特登咪起對眼望住我,然後伸條脷出嚟去舐條腸。。。55Please respect copyright.PENANAAa9l8ubB3X
我屌!55Please respect copyright.PENANAJqa5Q4ntvz
Nikki:條腸大L過你條腸。。。嘻嘻。。。55Please respect copyright.PENANA5wqFBSg8Xf
SHIT!55Please respect copyright.PENANAgbtciKiBIk
Nikki:不如叫多碟德國腸囉?55Please respect copyright.PENANAVKzmNgrAhC
我:唔夠?妳咁肚餓?😳😳😳55Please respect copyright.PENANAU57G1N6L91
Nikki:不係我食呀。我要你食多啲,「以形補形」,我呢兩日要你不停咁射!55Please respect copyright.PENANArBrsNHQmRB
我:咁大食?55Please respect copyright.PENANAb0vh1pmzjH
Nikki:仲有。。。55Please respect copyright.PENANAFV1jW81A3C
又仲有?😱😱😱55Please respect copyright.PENANAwpkCqkmuAN
Nikki:我仲要你以後日日都要射嘢俾我同我女朋友!55Please respect copyright.PENANAi7bonkJoM4