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Day3: 糰糰の玫瑰蜂蜜水慘案：第二件六折的代價

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🏪 15:20 大學下課衝全家

「叮咚～」全家門市音效一響，我像被茶葉蛋香味召喚的喪屍一樣晃進去。  

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看到冰箱那排粉紅色的玫瑰蜂蜜水，旁邊還貼著「第二件六折」的黃標，我整個人都醒了！  

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「乾！這根本是台灣最美的風景——便宜撿到賺到啊！」

（完全忽略它長得像阿姨的玫瑰四物飲）  

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🍯 16:30 開喝！

第一口下去：「嗯？怎麼像稀釋的明星花露水加糖？」  

但身為一個勤儉的台灣囝仔，買二送一就是要喝完！  

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「說不定越喝越仙女～」

（結果證明是越喝越像噴射戰士）  

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💥 22:30 災難開始

正躺在沙發上滑Dcard，突然肚子咕嚕一聲——  

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「靠北……這感覺……莫非是……？」

我以搶五月天門票的速度衝向廁所！  

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「馬桶！我來了！」  

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🚽 23:00～03:54 馬桶上的頓悟  

第七次坐在馬桶上時，我終於領悟了台灣三大真理：  

1. 「第二件六折的東西都有鬼」（EX：蜂蜜水、即期便當）  

2. 「粉紅色的飲料九成是陷阱」（剩下1成是草莓牛奶）  

3. 「當你覺得『應該沒事吧』，通常都會出事」

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虛弱到拿手機查：「玫瑰蜂蜜水 拉肚子 PTT」 

才發現早有苦主+1……  

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🍜 04:00 靈魂的救贖

抱著最後一絲力氣爬去泡維力炸醬麵，  

乾！還是泡麵最忠誠！」

（連醬料包都比蜂蜜水可靠）  

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📝 糰糰の生存守則 

⚠️ 「在台灣，看到『第二件六折』先默念三次： 

『這是陷阱！這是陷阱！這是陷阱！』」 

✅ 「宵夜只信三樣：泡麵、鹹酥雞、永和豆漿」

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🌅 結尾の懺悔

現在是凌晨4:20，我的屁股終於得到緩刑。  

在此呼籲：

「玫瑰蜂蜜水，比期末考還可怕！

寧可喝麥香奶茶10元系列，至少拉得比較浪漫……」

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（虛弱躺平）「……明天早八，我大概會死在馬桶上。」

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#0 Intro
#1 Day1：曠課的下午，我的大腦像被泡麵湯泡過
#2 Day2: 凌晨3:30的7-11門口：一個廢柴的宇宙級覺醒
#3 Day3: 糰糰の玫瑰蜂蜜水慘案：第二件六折的代價
#4 Day4:禮拜五的早餐悲劇：當水煎包成為我觸不到的愛
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