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Generation X Has an Acid Reflux

Don Paint Was Here

Oct 3, 2023

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Lonely is the night

When you find yourself alone

Your spittin' up bad gas

And you have no tums at home

Lonely is the night

When there's no one left to call

You feel the acid rise

And upchuck on the wall

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I tried to fight the fight

When my esophagus closes in

Stomach bullfrog like

Taco Bell for the win

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Red tums, green tums, keep me alive

Bedtime, deathtime pain in my behind

Painful, dreadful shots in my side

My intestines feel for a ride

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I put my right hand out, grab a big milkshake

My friends and family tell me to take a break

Then my stomach stretched far and wide

Then all of a sudden, I blew a hole in my side

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Gerd me, gerd me

(Gerd! Gerd!)

Gerd me, gerd me

(Gerd! Gerd!)

Gerd me, gerd me

(Gerd! Gerd!)

Gerd me, Gerd me

(Gerd!) Spew it

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Gerd me, gerd me

Pepsi-Cola made me move mighty well

Gerd me, gerd me

Gerd me, gerd me

I had to choke it down

Gerd me, gerd me

Call me a wiener babe, but I'm never eating McDonald's now

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